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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Well that looks like an interesting link that I will never click on. Don’t feel like crying today, thanks.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The ones who prayed to Satan were saved.

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That maxim, “There are no atheists in foxholes,” it’s not an argument against atheism — it’s an argument against foxholes.

    - James K. Morrow

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      On the other hand, if you’re already on the battlefield…

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Praying in that situation splits your attention from staying the fuck alive and is not recommended.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’d personally prefer something more along the lines of a bear cave, I think 🤷

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Are all our prayers answered? Yes, they are. What people who ask that question often don’t realize is that sometimes the answer to our prayer is “no.” Dear God, please make my mother not be crazy. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please let me recover from cancer. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please take away this toothache. God’s answer: alright, but you’re going to be run over by a car.”

    -Christopher Durang

    Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

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    • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      What’s the difference between “no” and no answer?

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      • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Well, she clearly states that God never gives no answer. You see, God is omniscient. He knows what you have prayed for and you, by knowing that he is omniscient, know that He knows. Thus, if you don’t get what you have prayed for then you can safely assume, despite God not explicitly stating as such, that His answer is no.

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, a large percentage of the population is religious, that doesn’t make their religion true

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    According to the most recent studies, it turns out the name of God is

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      To be a party pooper, according to the old testament it’s JHWH or in long, Jehowah.

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Heretic! There is only one true god and it’s name is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is a missing L

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And a boom

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Allan?

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      • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Imagine how shocked the world would be if it turns out the Arabic word for God comes from a black box recording that got swung back in time after a plane crash, with the last bit of the recording being stuck...

        that last bit of recording? copilot waking up right before the crash, calling out to the pilot called Allan, but halfway through the word it turns into a scream. All-AAAAAAAH! BOOM.

        And the whole world is just stuck on this otherwise insignificant fact. Never mind that someone just dug up carbon-dated 2000-ish year old (carbon-dated) contemporary technology, proving time travel is possible, or that people 2000-ish years ago managed to somehow make that tech work enough to influence the third largest language in a very significant manner... No, it's the fact that the Arabic word for God came from a guy named Allan.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        إن شاء الله

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who else are they gonna pray to? Joe Pesci?

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The FAA obviously

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      • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The air traffic controllers that didn’t get paid for the last while

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well he looks like a guy that can get things done!

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Odin, Amun-Ra, Perun, Sol Invictis, Jupitor, Zeus, Vishnu, Deified Alexander of Macedonia, Et cetera there are lots of gods outside of fucken Yahweh to choose from.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’d only pray to Odin if I was worried about frost giants.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have never prayed to god and I’ve never been in a plane crash.

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am constantly praying to god, and I've never been in a plane crash. Checkmate atheists!

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I say “jesus christ” about a lot of things. Does that count as praying?

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      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Since it has the same effect, it might as well.

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I occasionally pray to aliens and I’ve never been in any kind of crash

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I have no evidence for any of this but I know in my heart it’s true!”

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sums up all major religions in one sentence.

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    • remon@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I don’t know it for a fact… I just know that it’s true”.

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These facts don’t align with my feelz.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Praying is wishing, It has the same effect. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don’t. It gives us comfort, because our brains are wired like that, if we can’t get what we want, maybe some authority can give it to us by asking nicely. Expressing it soothes us. It’s like screaming HELP! when you fell down a well. It’s not aimed at anyone in particular, it’s just a cry for anyone or anything to help you, because you’re desperate.

    Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

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    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      It’s not aimed at anyone in particular,

      But a prayer is directly aimed at one thing. I understand that there are literally hundreds of Gods, but each individual would typically only target one.

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

      Yes, and even God can’t understand what is it that they want this time.

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      • derry@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Easy, both to be inside and outside is what cats want

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It doesn’t ever work. It just occasionally coincides with reality.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        In some cases it does work. Believe can cause wonder healings. Not because of supernatural but because of subconscious.

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And when you’re in a life and death situation, those odds are good enough.

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    • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

      Why would cats pray to themselves?

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Praying is retarded.

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  • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d hedge my bets too if I knew I had mere minutes to live. I stand to lose nothing and I gain comfort at the end, regardless of whether or not I am rewarded with some kind of afterlife.

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’ve been in a situation where I thought I might well die, and this point of view flitted across my mind, as it is bound to do. Followed immediately by the certainty that this would be the most wretched, hypocritical and worthless way to spend my final moments. If I had no survival strategies to consider or ways to contact my loved ones, I’d rather spend the time looking out the window and admiring the view.

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    • Akrenion@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless you pray to the wrong entity and suddenly don’t pass the “good person test” of whatever entity judges you.

      If being a good person isn’t enough and worship is a must, you got a shitty God.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure there are at least four where the last thing on them is “allahu akbar”

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Technically counts as a prayer to god…

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s even the same god

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Allahu akbar” could even be roughly translated in intention as “oh my god”, or “dear lord”, or “HOLY SHIT!”. Yes literal translation is “God is great”, but what the fuck is “Oh Jesus in heaven” if not that.

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    • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same thing, different name :P

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        OHHHH GANESH SAVE ME!

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that the same god who chose pedo Antoinette the horse dick sucking Russian traitor?

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a non-denominational “generic” type god.

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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Gnostics believe that YHWH is a lower, malevolent being that plays an antagonistic part to the Supreme Being who is unknowable

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They do know that a lot of black box voice recordings are public right?

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    • Kewlio250@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A lot of publicly available ones are indeed cut to preserve the dignity of the deceased. If it’s not safety or causal-related, they remove stuff fairly frequently.

      There are plenty of places you can find dredged up, un-edited versions and there’s a lot more cursing involved, among other things like personal messages to loved ones.

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  • Zorro@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does ‘Oh, fuuucckkk!’ count as a prayer?

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, because that is an expression of acceptance.

      Praying is at the “negotiation” stage of coping with impending doom.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only for the purpose of posthumous Mormon baptism.

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t there one whose final words are “ruh-roh raggy?”

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was the El Faro, a ship lost with all hands due to improper maintenance and poor decisions made by the captain. Lots of sailors from Maine were aboard.

      El Faro VDR Audio Transcript 8510451 ver1 0 | DocumentCloud share.google/ssY87GllAqZqADCuF

      I hate my phone for making share.google links, but that’s the transcript, pg339 for shaggy

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to pre pray before you get on the plane.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I believe god is omnipotent and omniscient so I just prayed once for a good and healthy life. To pray often is to doubt god’s power. I don’t wanna out god in a box like that. Plus god has a divine plan that is obviously unable to be altered so why should we interject our own opinions into it? Seems like hubris to me.

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  • exu@feditown.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since final reports are usually public, someone with enough time could go check.

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  • brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meme or not, but it surely got me uneasy how people behave when they know they are just about to die.

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