sangriaferret
@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 6 hours ago:
I read an interview with a zoologist which described cats as evolutionarily perfect. Their dna really only varies primarily for size. All cats all over the world have survived with no need to seriously adapt to their environment.
- Comment on I dunno 4 days ago:
The education system did not fail me. I failed my education.
- Comment on Assuming humanity last another few hundred years; How many human languages do you think are gonna be left in 100 years? In 200 years? 4 days ago:
There are definitely still people with deep cajun accents but they likely never leave south Louisiana.
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 5 days ago:
Well, she clearly states that God never gives no answer. You see, God is omniscient. He knows what you have prayed for and you, by knowing that he is omniscient, know that He knows. Thus, if you don’t get what you have prayed for then you can safely assume, despite God not explicitly stating as such, that His answer is no.
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 5 days ago:
“Are all our prayers answered? Yes, they are. What people who ask that question often don’t realize is that sometimes the answer to our prayer is “no.” Dear God, please make my mother not be crazy. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please let me recover from cancer. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please take away this toothache. God’s answer: alright, but you’re going to be run over by a car.”
-Christopher Durang
Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
Mine seems to be tied to the time of day more than anything. Regards of how much sleep I get I can be groggy most of the day. For whatever reason my OS seems to power up a couple of hours after the sun goes down. All of the sudden things come into focus and I have the energy to get things done.
According to my parents I have always been this way, a natural born night person.
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
Yeah, that first paragraph is me a lot of the time. I thought sleep was supposed to be peaceful.
- Comment on High School Was Awesome 2 weeks ago:
I just checked an ID at the bar where I work that had almost all of the card snapped off except for the picture. They assured me it was “valid.” Sure, I’ll just take your word on that.
- Comment on What 3 weeks ago:
I went to college in Alabama (southern USA) and my very country barber was mostly unintelligible but one day, mid-sentence, the words “statutory rape” very articulately came out of his mouth and I still wonder what the fuck that was all about.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 4 weeks ago:
Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can’t imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.
- Comment on Well do you? 5 weeks ago:
Scissoring
- Comment on Well do you? 5 weeks ago:
I feel like scissoring would be an option.
- Comment on Manic Stew 5 weeks ago:
I eat that often.
- Comment on Manic Stew 5 weeks ago:
Manic banana!
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 1 month ago:
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
678-632-68**
My best friend’s number 20 years ago
- Comment on A handy chart 1 month ago:
My first thought is that the tides would disappear. I’m sure that would fuck up things somehow.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 months ago:
Mediterranean, middle eastern, indian, Chinese, se asian. I can live with that.
- Comment on Safety smth smth 2 months ago:
For years I drove an extended fifteen passenger van countless miles across the US with a completely obscured rear window. If you know how to use your side mirrors and pay attention to traffic you will know what’s behind you. How do you think truckers do it?
- Comment on Hang on... 2 months ago:
Have fun in your basement
- Comment on Hang on... 2 months ago:
I have an app that does that. The icon is a telephone and it allows me to talk to the guy at the pizza place and tell him what the perfect pizza is.
- Comment on Anon eats Italian 2 months ago:
That’s just a round meatloaf.
- Comment on captions 4 months ago:
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 5 months ago:
I’m almost got mad until i saw what community i was in
- Comment on Never been so attracted to someone 5 months ago:
Ok, I actually laughed at one of these for once
- Comment on I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever 5 months ago:
And an unrepentant one. Human garbage. I really hope he dies in prison so he never sees his royalties and that his estate is honorable enough to do something good with them.
- Comment on I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever 5 months ago:
- Comment on We really did 5 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Before she was famous Lady Gaga used to hang out at a tiny bar in lower Manhattan. She go-go danced sometimes and was part of the scene of regulars there.
I started working there years later after she had become a superstar and a lot of those regulars still hung out there. She was still tight with them and even in a relationship with my boss. She didn’t come around much though and we had to keep things on the DL.
One night she gave an unadvertised performance in the back room with a jazz combo of some of the regulars backing her. A secret show: If you knew, you knew.
No rich person hired her. She just wanted to do something fun with her friends.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 5 months ago:
