sangriaferret
@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Hmmm 1 week ago:
I wish to know this four ingredient teriyaki recipe.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is it every aspiring chef's dream to work in a hectic high-stress kitchen? If so, why? 2 weeks ago:
As a bartender I love working extremely high volume shifts. That hectic, high stress atmosphere gives me an adrenaline rush. What would give you a panic attack gives me a high.
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 2 weeks ago:
I own a jacket that Kanye West tried on before I bought it. What do you think I could get for that?
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 2 weeks ago:
I have not but I’m willing to give it a shot.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, kiddo 3 weeks ago:
There’s a vending machine in the bar where I work that sells chips and cigarettes.
- Comment on I agree with don 5 weeks ago:
Fair enough
- Comment on I agree with don 5 weeks ago:
I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 1 month ago:
Ok I’m going to attempt that
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Ever read the text on the Budweiser label?
“This is the famous Budweiser beer. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness and drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.”
(emphasis mine)
- Comment on People who stand close to the beginning of the line but aren't actually standing in line. 1 month ago:
If people did that to me I would tell them to spread the fuck out.
Or better yet, ask everybody not in the line if they’d like a drink.
- Comment on Remember, you said you liked my backpack? 2 months ago:
That is indeed a sad story that we’ve all experienced but much sadder considering how his life turned out. I hope he gets better.
- Comment on Remember, you said you liked my backpack? 2 months ago:
That makes me think of the ending of Stand By Me if you’ve seen it. Heart wrenching.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Man, I saw so many great murders in that place.
- Comment on It hurts. 4 months ago:
No they’re were designed that way. The names remain the same no matter how many times they turn. The street i live on starts off going west, then south, then south west and back to west again on the other side of town.
- Comment on It hurts. 4 months ago:
How about a grid system that changes direction at every single avenue?
- Comment on Meirl 5 months ago:
I don’t know where you live but where I do all traffic laws apply to bicycles too.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 5 months ago:
I think Skyler is pretty universally disliked. I thought the kid was annoying too which pretty much undermines the whole premise of the show.
- Comment on A succulent meal 5 months ago:
I think the sequel is even better
- Comment on Correlation equals causation 6 months ago:
Absolutely do not take prescription painkillers recreationally. Just don’t. You might think you have self control but that shit can very quickly and easily take over your life.
If you are not rich the money will eventually run out and you will have to turn to street drugs. Then things get really bad and really dangerous. I have seen this first hand many times. Just don’t do it.
There are too many great drugs out there to risk fucking around with opioids.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Bill Murray is God who is so fucking over it and just wants to hand this shit off to his son.
Jason Schwartzman is Satan trying so hard to get everybody to like him even though he sucks.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 7 months ago:
Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?
- Comment on Is this even a question? 7 months ago:
They do.
From their website:
The Waffle House employees receive health insurance, dental insurance, vision insurance, and life insurance.
- Comment on Regional differences 7 months ago:
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
- Comment on Regional differences 7 months ago:
Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
- Comment on Pizza styles 7 months ago:
My preferred spot is also called Sal’s but it’s in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It has an autographed picture of David Berkowitz hanging up. I bet there are a fuckload of spots called Sal’s in New York.
You are correct. You can find New York style pizza just about anywhere these days but the bar for quality is higher there with so much competition.
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 7 months ago:
I have friends that are hardcore record collectors of obscure 70s punk, power pop, glam, etc. They have Marantz receivers and top of the line turntables, setups that approach like 10 grand. Then they listen to some of the most poorly recorded, cheaply pressed vinyl you can imagine.
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 8 months ago:
There is a large portrait of Lemmy Kilmister hanging on the wall in both places I work.
