sangriaferret

@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this even a question?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They do.

  From their website:

  The Waffle House employees receive health insurance, dental insurance, vision insurance, and life insurance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My preferred spot is also called Sal’s but it’s in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It has an autographed picture of David Berkowitz hanging up. I bet there are a fuckload of spots called Sal’s in New York.

  You are correct. You can find New York style pizza just about anywhere these days but the bar for quality is higher there with so much competition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have friends that are hardcore record collectors of obscure 70s punk, power pop, glam, etc. They have Marantz receivers and top of the line turntables, setups that approach like 10 grand. Then they listen to some of the most poorly recorded, cheaply pressed vinyl you can imagine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a large portrait of Lemmy Kilmister hanging on the wall in both places I work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨korn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only corn meme i will upvote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read an interview with a zoologist which described cats as evolutionarily perfect. Their dna really only varies primarily for size. All cats all over the world have survived with no need to seriously adapt to their environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dunno⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The education system did not fail me. I failed my education.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assuming humanity last another few hundred years; How many human languages do you think are gonna be left in 100 years? In 200 years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are definitely still people with deep cajun accents but they likely never leave south Louisiana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, she clearly states that God never gives no answer. You see, God is omniscient. He knows what you have prayed for and you, by knowing that he is omniscient, know that He knows. Thus, if you don’t get what you have prayed for then you can safely assume, despite God not explicitly stating as such, that His answer is no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Are all our prayers answered? Yes, they are. What people who ask that question often don’t realize is that sometimes the answer to our prayer is “no.” Dear God, please make my mother not be crazy. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please let me recover from cancer. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please take away this toothache. God’s answer: alright, but you’re going to be run over by a car.”

  -Christopher Durang

  Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine seems to be tied to the time of day more than anything. Regards of how much sleep I get I can be groggy most of the day. For whatever reason my OS seems to power up a couple of hours after the sun goes down. All of the sudden things come into focus and I have the energy to get things done.

  According to my parents I have always been this way, a natural born night person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that first paragraph is me a lot of the time. I thought sleep was supposed to be peaceful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High School Was Awesome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just checked an ID at the bar where I work that had almost all of the card snapped off except for the picture. They assured me it was “valid.” Sure, I’ll just take your word on that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to college in Alabama (southern USA) and my very country barber was mostly unintelligible but one day, mid-sentence, the words “statutory rape” very articulately came out of his mouth and I still wonder what the fuck that was all about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can’t imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well do you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Scissoring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well do you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like scissoring would be an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat that often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Manic banana!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  678-632-68**

  My best friend’s number 20 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought is that the tides would disappear. I’m sure that would fuck up things somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mediterranean, middle eastern, indian, Chinese, se asian. I can live with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safety smth smth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For years I drove an extended fifteen passenger van countless miles across the US with a completely obscured rear window. If you know how to use your side mirrors and pay attention to traffic you will know what’s behind you. How do you think truckers do it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hang on...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have fun in your basement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hang on...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have an app that does that. The icon is a telephone and it allows me to talk to the guy at the pizza place and tell him what the perfect pizza is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon eats Italian⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just a round meatloaf.