sangriaferret
@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What 6 days ago:
I went to college in Alabama (southern USA) and my very country barber was mostly unintelligible but one day, mid-sentence, the words “statutory rape” very articulately came out of his mouth and I still wonder what the fuck that was all about.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 1 week ago:
Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can’t imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
Scissoring
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
I feel like scissoring would be an option.
- Comment on Manic Stew 2 weeks ago:
I eat that often.
- Comment on Manic Stew 2 weeks ago:
Manic banana!
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 3 weeks ago:
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
678-632-68**
My best friend’s number 20 years ago
- Comment on A handy chart 5 weeks ago:
My first thought is that the tides would disappear. I’m sure that would fuck up things somehow.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 1 month ago:
Mediterranean, middle eastern, indian, Chinese, se asian. I can live with that.
- Comment on Safety smth smth 1 month ago:
For years I drove an extended fifteen passenger van countless miles across the US with a completely obscured rear window. If you know how to use your side mirrors and pay attention to traffic you will know what’s behind you. How do you think truckers do it?
- Comment on Hang on... 2 months ago:
Have fun in your basement
- Comment on Hang on... 2 months ago:
I have an app that does that. The icon is a telephone and it allows me to talk to the guy at the pizza place and tell him what the perfect pizza is.
- Comment on Anon eats Italian 2 months ago:
That’s just a round meatloaf.
- Comment on captions 3 months ago:
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 4 months ago:
I’m almost got mad until i saw what community i was in
- Comment on Never been so attracted to someone 4 months ago:
Ok, I actually laughed at one of these for once
- Comment on I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever 4 months ago:
And an unrepentant one. Human garbage. I really hope he dies in prison so he never sees his royalties and that his estate is honorable enough to do something good with them.
- Comment on I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever 4 months ago:
- Comment on We really did 4 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Before she was famous Lady Gaga used to hang out at a tiny bar in lower Manhattan. She go-go danced sometimes and was part of the scene of regulars there.
I started working there years later after she had become a superstar and a lot of those regulars still hung out there. She was still tight with them and even in a relationship with my boss. She didn’t come around much though and we had to keep things on the DL.
One night she gave an unadvertised performance in the back room with a jazz combo of some of the regulars backing her. A secret show: If you knew, you knew.
No rich person hired her. She just wanted to do something fun with her friends.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 5 months ago:
- Comment on 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Jonathan Joss Fatally Shot in Texas 5 months ago:
There are two things I know about white people: they love Matchbox 20 and they are terrified of curses.
- Comment on The city is so lively 5 months ago:
Shit, you remember them?! They were so good live.
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 6 months ago:
I do this and I am not austic.
I might have picked it up from this guy.
- Comment on An American delicacy 7 months ago:
I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.
- Comment on Im watching an episode of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, filmed in black and white. In this scene a guest is showing glass making. What is going on with the film to make these black areas by the flame? 8 months ago:
Got a source on that guitar thing? That’s interesting.
- Comment on ENHANCE 8 months ago:
Peripheral vision mainly
- Comment on Can you eat soap for acid reflux? 8 months ago:
I love doing this. It’s like an elementary school science project in my tummy.
- Comment on Uniquely American 8 months ago:
I would argue that if you can’t afford to tip then you can’t afford the thing you’re buying. It’s an implied part of the price. Labor has to get paid one way or the other
Let it be said that I think this only applies to traditionally tipped positions. The system is already in place. I don’t think we need to keep turning wage positions into tipped positions as seems to be the trend.
