My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer
Shut up, haters
Submitted 2 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
WTF
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Pics or it didn’t happen
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Wouldn’t that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL’s dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.
bstix@feddit.dk 2 days ago
Apparently it’s not that dangerous. wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk
The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don’t like being milked at all.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.
You mean women do it too?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Breastfed?
I would have thought it was inkfed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
ARE YOU A SQUID? No.
Don’t try to appropriate my culture!
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 days ago
Huh, well, that’s an odd route you’ve forced my brain to take this morning. I’m now having to wonder… dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don’t really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I imagine it’s a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.
wieson@feddit.org 2 days ago
Calves, lambs and kids don’t suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.
Iapar@feddit.org 2 days ago
Why censor the name?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
For her and her dog’s sake
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: x.com/radtoria/status/52438142121790689
On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.
Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar
pyre@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I think some subreddits have “no identifying info” which includes usernames. could be something like that too.
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 days ago
She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Humor is subjective of course, but I think “dog” replaced with “husband” would have worked better.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You want her to marry her dog?
tinned_tomatoes@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Thanks for sharing
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
thanks for participating <3
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Humour is subjective of course, but I think “husband” replaced with “wife” would have worked better.
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Classic.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 days ago
Suck the Flabby Udder?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
I’m offended that you are breast feeding your dog … I’m offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk
fox2263@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.
DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You had me in the second half, I’m gonna lie
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 days ago
The twist: she’s not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why not 69
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
☹️
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Remus?
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Step-Romulus?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Bruh…