Shut up, haters

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• MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The twist: she’s not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not 69

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ☹️

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remus?

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Step-Romulus?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bruh…

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    WTF

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pics or it didn’t happen

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably shouldn't be showing this but okay...

      Image

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL’s dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently it’s not that dangerous. wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk

      The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don’t like being milked at all.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.

  You mean women do it too?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Breastfed?

    I would have thought it was inkfed.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ARE YOU A SQUID? No.

      Don’t try to appropriate my culture!

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• Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Huh, well, that’s an odd route you’ve forced my brain to take this morning. I’m now having to wonder… dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don’t really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I imagine it’s a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calves, lambs and kids don’t suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.

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• Iapar@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why censor the name?

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For her and her dog’s sake

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: x.com/radtoria/status/52438142121790689

    On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.

    Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think some subreddits have “no identifying info” which includes usernames. could be something like that too.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.

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• leftytighty@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Humor is subjective of course, but I think “dog” replaced with “husband” would have worked better.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The dog disagrees

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      woof

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You want her to marry her dog?

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  • tinned_tomatoes@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for sharing

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    • leftytighty@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      thanks for participating <3

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  • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Humour is subjective of course, but I think “husband” replaced with “wife” would have worked better.

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• Saltycracker@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classic.

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• crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mmm, puppies!

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    sweater puppies

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Suck the Flabby Udder?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m offended that you are breast feeding your dog … I’m offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.

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  • DerArzt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You had me in the second half, I’m gonna lie

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