My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer
Shut up, haters
Submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
WTF
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Pics or it didn’t happen
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Wouldn’t that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL’s dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.
bstix@feddit.dk 3 months ago
Apparently it’s not that dangerous. wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk
The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don’t like being milked at all.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.
You mean women do it too?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Breastfed?
I would have thought it was inkfed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ARE YOU A SQUID? No.
Don’t try to appropriate my culture!
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 months ago
Huh, well, that’s an odd route you’ve forced my brain to take this morning. I’m now having to wonder… dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don’t really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I imagine it’s a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.
wieson@feddit.org 3 months ago
Calves, lambs and kids don’t suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.
Iapar@feddit.org 3 months ago
Why censor the name?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
For her and her dog’s sake
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: x.com/radtoria/status/52438142121790689
On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.
Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar
pyre@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I think some subreddits have “no identifying info” which includes usernames. could be something like that too.
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 months ago
She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Humor is subjective of course, but I think “dog” replaced with “husband” would have worked better.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The dog disagrees
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
woof
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You want her to marry her dog?
tinned_tomatoes@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Thanks for sharing
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
thanks for participating <3
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Humour is subjective of course, but I think “husband” replaced with “wife” would have worked better.
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Classic.
crusa187@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Mmm, puppies!
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
sweater puppies
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 months ago
Suck the Flabby Udder?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I’m offended that you are breast feeding your dog … I’m offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk
fox2263@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.
DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You had me in the second half, I’m gonna lie
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 months ago
The twist: she’s not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why not 69
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
☹️
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Remus?
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Step-Romulus?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Bruh…