cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
Submitted 2 months ago by richardisaguy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
It was fun to spell aloud when I was 7.
The women are the finest I’ve ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.
CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.
Mississippi women. Alabama men love them.
California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.
Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who’s never been to Brazil.
As a brazilian who doesnt live in “all my brazilian friends live here” i have to say i am profoundly affended. Good job :)
You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?
But yes.
There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.
It’s not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians
It’s halfway there.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, “The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don’t just stop for gas on your to/from Vegas.”
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
Spoken as someone who doesn’t travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.
Oh, I do travel through there. I hate it for many, many reasons
As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
You haven’t heard of LA? That surprises me.
As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it’s a separate country too.
There’s a massive Brazilian community here in Massachusetts, and with how people drive like the road laws don’t apply you’d feel right at home.
When I was in Paraíba around JP a few months ago it wasn’t much different than Boston, just more hatchbacks and motorcycles and less SUVs
The cities along California’s coast aren’t barely habitable because of the heat; they’re barely habitable because of pollution.
And the lack of water.
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
**MUST BE UNIFIED **
You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.
The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?
In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It’s the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.
I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,
Louisiana is far too culturally rich to be our crappiest state.
Mississippi exists, despite it’s complete lack of justification to do so.
Hey now! Mississippi has… Oh wait. Nevermind.
Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)
How can you badmouth Maranhão with Alagoas right there? Or Tocantins.
The problem is all the dastardly Fr*nch people!
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
Indiana’s main advantage is it’s quick to drive through. It doesn’t take long to get from Illinois to Ohio.
Though I can’t see a reason to drive through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or anywhere on the east coast as a trucker actually.
Good climate
Lol
Very hot cities. Isn’t San Diego supposed to be one of the best ranked in weather in the world? It’s like less hot Orlando
San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.
The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.
Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.
Wait, New Orleans is what you referred to as the bad part of Louisiana? Never been but that’s the only part of Louisiana I’ve ever thought of going to
No, I’m saying that the map labels Louisiana the crappiest state, but it isn’t because it has New Orleans. Otherwise, the OP’s map isn’t bad.
Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.
You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.
there’s a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I’m not sure what that makes me
Hillfo
I’ve never seen such a great description of West Virginia.
That “people live here?” section contains Pittsburgh. Also, more importantly, Scranton. And Old Forge, the hilariously self described pizza capital of the world.
Plus the “lake lovers” should probably be extended over to at least include the city that shares a name with one of those lakes. (Erie, PA)
Those lakes do really have a lot to love
I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.
Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move.
Montana? Montana’s just, like, Montana, man.
Hand over Hannah, Montana!
More accurate than the average american.
Pretty much accurate except that there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi River; that’s just regular farmland.
I personally enjoy watching the tourists freeze in t-shirts and shorts in SF in the summer. Granted inland Northern California is way too hot.
Lol fantastic, i love it
Montagge@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
richardisaguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
Archer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA
Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 months ago
And Everett, Bremerton, and Whidbey (I used to work for the Navy Exchange)
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Annexed Canadians is pretty good tho.
Lost Scandanavians would be more accurate but.