shaserlark
@shaserlark@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Let's buy fried chicken and shit tons of beers 21 hours ago:
The more beers you can shit the better. We need your service
- Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 19 comments
- Comment on I hate it there 3 days ago:
Everyone warns about the dangers of doomscrolling.
I understand why.
I’ve spent countless nights doing it myself.
You start with innocent news updates.
Then suddenly it’s political outrage.
Then celebrity scandals.
Then conspiracy theories.
Then more outrage.
But nothing signals rock bottom quite like ending up on LinkedIn at 3 AM.
That moment when you’re mindlessly consuming “I’m humbled to announce” posts.
That realization when you catch yourself envying someone’s “career journey” update.
That horror when you almost comment “Congrats on this amazing achievement!” on a stranger’s certification post.
This is the final stage of digital despair.
The algorithm has won.
Tomorrow I’ll be better.
(But we both know I won’t)
#DigitalWellness #ContentAddiction #LinkedInAfterDark #ProfessionalOversharing
*Disclaimer: I did not not use an LLM to generate this text, if you read it you honestly just wasted your time, sorry sport!
- Comment on Friendly reminder 2 weeks ago:
My asshole brother will write it on my tombstone just to fuck with me, that son of a bitch.
I‘m SO pumped for skeleton wars. Hitting the gym daily to build up my bone structure, drinking milk like all the time. I recently bought a cow and I stopped drinking water, I even boil my pasta in milk.
I’m fucking unstoppable, my skeleton is literally jacked up with calcium. And the best kind of calcium, not that wuss kind of calcium kids eat. Bring it on, I’m waiting!
- Comment on Old photos in real life 4 weeks ago:
Czech Streets are beautiful
- Comment on I will not elaborate 4 weeks ago:
Super cringe to say cringe unironically in 2025. Clearly, OP must be either silent generation or gen X because they called them based. Gen Z know not to say cringe anymore. I would like to say shut the fuck but that is a waste of energy as OP is probably one of the silent generation, which I conclude based on the fact that OP refuses to elaborate on this post, which is a clear indicator that OP is silent.
- Comment on My name is Lemmy. I made the Lemmy. It was difficult to put the codebase together 4 weeks ago:
Lmao, true rockstar engineer
- Comment on The memes, they write themselves. 5 weeks ago:
This is so dense it’s crazy
- Comment on Tea time 5 weeks ago:
I have some weird affection for the tankies that I shouldn’t have. They’re objectively horrible people for their views, but I got so used to pissing them off with referring to a certain cartoon animal that I’d kinda miss them. How can I make it stop?
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 5 weeks ago:
If it’s not true, why is it on my TV?
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 1 month ago:
Yeah I wanna go to a baseball game and see drunk dads fighting and then on their way home crashing into each other, America fuck yeah!
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 1 month ago:
The Chad drunk driver vs the virgin public transportation user
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 1 month ago:
Oh shit $14, but you probably also get like a gallon instead of those tiny 0.5l ones we drink :D
- Comment on Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost. 1 month ago:
He really looks like he‘s about to be buh-goking, I’m going with D
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 29 comments
- Comment on That can't be good 1 month ago:
Epstein didn’t kill himself because he’s still alive and working as a delivery driver
- Comment on Every. Damm. Time 1 month ago:
I will probably regret looking at this but I need to know
- Comment on Every. Damm. Time 1 month ago:
Can I see the furry gay porn? It’s not for research purposes, I want to jerk off
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 1 month ago:
Idk man I’ve never even seen a typewriter in my life they could tell me anything lol
- Comment on Show more pls 1 month ago:
Sir, kindly post from another angle?
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 1 month ago:
Classics aka why are you complaining:
- "Back in my day the job market was also tough“
- "When I was applying for a job I had to send out 120 handwritten applications“
- "When I made one mistake on the typewriter I had to rewrite the entire cover letter“
They also almost had a heart attack when I took a couple months after college to interview because they didn’t understand that there’s like 5-7 interview rounds on average.
And when I told them I have an offer they were like "wow accept immediately otherwise they’ll rescind it“. And when I told them that I’ll just use that offer as leverage for other potential offers they thought I‘m delusional and acting entitled lol
- Comment on Current chain of command 1 month ago:
It’s like people completely forgot about the secret influence that Hasbulla has. They don’t want you to know. But it’s Hasbulla who Putin reports to, Hasbulla is calling the shots.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 months ago:
I wanted to say I wish I knew the right abbreviation to answer but actually I’m happy I don’t.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 months ago:
Ah I didn’t even notice. Good on them
- Comment on We have the meats 2 months ago:
Thank you for marking your “sandwich” NSFW
- Comment on We have the meats 2 months ago:
I considered reporting this
- Comment on It do be like that 2 months ago:
There is !casualconversation@lemmy.world and then there’s also Leninism
- Comment on No good excuse to still be on Xitter 2 months ago:
There was a vibe to it before tumblr banned all the porn. Lots of actual real stuff that was made just because people wanted to without any intention to monetize. Just people having fun. But I’m not sure that exists anymore
- Comment on Not even once! 2 months ago:
Take my award kind sir
- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 2 months ago:
Since you’re talking to a complete stranger on an anonymous platform it makes no sense to make any assumptions like that.
English is not my first language, in case that was an offensive formulation I apologize.