shaserlark
@shaserlark@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Kaiba Station 5 5 days ago:
Fast! Deploy the trap card and spawn the blue eyes white dragon before him
- Comment on 我喜欢你让我兴奋的样子 6 days ago:
好主意 有人能带我到天安门广场吗？ 我听说那里什么也没发生
- Comment on priorities 6 days ago:
Screenshot of Facebook boomer meme? This triggers me, quality shitpost
- Comment on It really is just reddit <3 1 week ago:
Pork is gone, party is over
- Comment on Unfortunately happens too often I think 1 week ago:
Me whenever dog owners do thar
- Comment on GUYS I found Candy Mountain, who wants to go in with me? 1 week ago:
Yayyyyy
- Comment on Choose one 1 week ago:
Thanks! I learned a lot about peens and peening today.
- Comment on Choose one 1 week ago:
Double peen but soft face? Should both peens be hard? Or what makes it a true double peen? Sorry I’m just an IT nerd I have no idea about hammering.
- Comment on Choose one 1 week ago:
Straight peen and rubber
- Comment on Things are about to finally change! 2 weeks ago:
It’s not the same without Michelle
- Comment on Things are about to finally change! 2 weeks ago:
Gee I wonder if that young fella is experienced enough?
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on May Christ be with us 2 weeks ago:
Sorry what? Palestinian Arabic is what people no matter if Jewish, Christian, Druze, Muslim, … have been speaking in Palestine. People haven’t been speaking Hebrew there since some thousands of years save for religious purposes.
Historical records testify to the existence of Hebrew from the 10th century BCE[4] to the late Second Temple period (lasting to 70 CE), after which the language developed into Mishnaic Hebrew. From about the Babylonian Captivity in the 6th century BCE until the Middle Ages, many Jews spoke Aramaic, a related Semitic language. From the 2nd century CE until the revival of Hebrew as a spoken language circa 1880, Hebrew served as a literary and official language and as the Judaic language of prayer.[5] After the spoken usage of Mishnaic Hebrew ended in the 2nd century CE, Hebrew had not been spoken as a mother tongue.
- Comment on May Christ be with us 2 weeks ago:
So they are basically Palestinian?
- Comment on Let's buy fried chicken and shit tons of beers 3 weeks ago:
The more beers you can shit the better. We need your service
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 19 comments
- Comment on I hate it there 3 weeks ago:
Everyone warns about the dangers of doomscrolling.
I understand why.
I’ve spent countless nights doing it myself.
You start with innocent news updates.
Then suddenly it’s political outrage.
Then celebrity scandals.
Then conspiracy theories.
Then more outrage.
But nothing signals rock bottom quite like ending up on LinkedIn at 3 AM.
That moment when you’re mindlessly consuming “I’m humbled to announce” posts.
That realization when you catch yourself envying someone’s “career journey” update.
That horror when you almost comment “Congrats on this amazing achievement!” on a stranger’s certification post.
This is the final stage of digital despair.
The algorithm has won.
Tomorrow I’ll be better.
(But we both know I won’t)
#DigitalWellness #ContentAddiction #LinkedInAfterDark #ProfessionalOversharing
*Disclaimer: I did not not use an LLM to generate this text, if you read it you honestly just wasted your time, sorry sport!
- Comment on Friendly reminder 4 weeks ago:
My asshole brother will write it on my tombstone just to fuck with me, that son of a bitch.
I‘m SO pumped for skeleton wars. Hitting the gym daily to build up my bone structure, drinking milk like all the time. I recently bought a cow and I stopped drinking water, I even boil my pasta in milk.
I’m fucking unstoppable, my skeleton is literally jacked up with calcium. And the best kind of calcium, not that wuss kind of calcium kids eat. Bring it on, I’m waiting!
- Comment on Old photos in real life 1 month ago:
Czech Streets are beautiful
- Comment on I will not elaborate 1 month ago:
Super cringe to say cringe unironically in 2025. Clearly, OP must be either silent generation or gen X because they called them based. Gen Z know not to say cringe anymore. I would like to say shut the fuck but that is a waste of energy as OP is probably one of the silent generation, which I conclude based on the fact that OP refuses to elaborate on this post, which is a clear indicator that OP is silent.
- Comment on My name is Lemmy. I made the Lemmy. It was difficult to put the codebase together 1 month ago:
Lmao, true rockstar engineer
- Comment on The memes, they write themselves. 1 month ago:
This is so dense it’s crazy
- Comment on Tea time 1 month ago:
I have some weird affection for the tankies that I shouldn’t have. They’re objectively horrible people for their views, but I got so used to pissing them off with referring to a certain cartoon animal that I’d kinda miss them. How can I make it stop?
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 1 month ago:
If it’s not true, why is it on my TV?
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 2 months ago:
Yeah I wanna go to a baseball game and see drunk dads fighting and then on their way home crashing into each other, America fuck yeah!
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 2 months ago:
The Chad drunk driver vs the virgin public transportation user
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 2 months ago:
Oh shit $14, but you probably also get like a gallon instead of those tiny 0.5l ones we drink :D
- Comment on Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost. 2 months ago:
He really looks like he‘s about to be buh-goking, I’m going with D
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 29 comments
- Comment on That can't be good 2 months ago:
Epstein didn’t kill himself because he’s still alive and working as a delivery driver
