Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers.

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• bklyn@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I, too, often think, “how can I turn this chore of sandwich-wrapping into a shitposting opportunity?”

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You get me. ❤️

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aw. I was thinking this is perfect for under the placemats at truck stops.

    You sabotaged my vision,

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    • bklyn@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey, buddy, live the dream!

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• emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Got punished for trying to unionize. He took my youngest child and used it as a reindeer chew toy. The union organizer was turned into lumps of coal.

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• WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kind of dark… Lol.

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  • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.

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• SarahFromOz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they can live 150 years without food do they really need help?

  Sounds like the elves are immortal to me ?

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  • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Immortal and can’t even die to get out of terrible treatment. 😭

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    • SarahFromOz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah so it’s like “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream”

      Scary!

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lazy elf’s just don’t want to work!

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Its 2025. Write it in Mandarin for more authenticity. However, in another 10 or 15 years English will be applicable again though.

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