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  • splashgarden@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    i’m sorry to every pair of drawn-on rectangular instagram eyebrows i’ve ever made fun of. i truly was not prepared for the brezhnev brows

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Werewolf.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The spice must flow…

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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      • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Great line from an even greater Film adaptation.

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      His political calculations must’ve been unparalleled.

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  • MustaSpiraali@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mrs. Brezhnev: “Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?”

    Brezhnev: “I browse”

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    • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dad joke level unlocked!

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  • Marinatorres@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.

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  • grte@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s like he nabbed Stalin’s moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      My dad used to joke that after Stalin’s death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev’s eyebrows

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling Bolsheviks!”

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  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Posting smut like this is why the US is doomed

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Peak male form

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s a mentat.

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    • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      no…NO…WHAT DID THEY DO

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  • apex32@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Fun fact: Romania’s current prime-minister, just like Bogdan, has mighty eyebrows

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Walter White to Bogdan : “fuck you and your eyebrows!”

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    • 5parky@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He looks qualified to own be a car wash.

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      • anugeshtu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        And now I’m just imagining that guy brushing cars with those eyebrows

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  • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Optical illusion.

    When you turn the picture upside down it’s Tom Selleck.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      1000002636

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  • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn this dude already looks like a political caricature of himself

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s a bloody Hynerian!

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    • Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      A Farscape reference in the wild, you don’t see that everyday

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    His eyebrows are cosplaying as Londo from Babylon 5

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  • SSETranquility@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Luigi at 80.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He’s constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It’s almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.

        My grandfather’s clock was too large for the shelf,

        So it stood ninety years on the floor;

        It was taller by half than the old man himself,

        Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

        It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,

        And was always his treasure and pride;

        But it stopp’d short — never to go again —

        When the old man died.

        Like that song, except with eyebrows.

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      • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Chasing a receding hairline with your eyebrows.

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My eyebrows would look like that if I didn’t trim them regularly. It’s a Slavic thing.

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  • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_God,_Help_Me_to_Survive_This_Deadly_Love

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  • RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eyebrows? I believe you mean eyebrowperiod

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