It’s like he nabbed Stalin’s moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.
Winner takes all
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Jhogenbaum@leminal.space to [deleted]
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grte@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling Bolsheviks!”
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My dad used to joke that after Stalin’s death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev’s eyebrows
MustaSpiraali@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Mrs. Brezhnev: “Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?”
Brezhnev: “I browse”
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dad joke level unlocked!
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Peak male form
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Posting smut like this is why the US is doomed
scytale@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Hux@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Optical illusion.
When you turn the picture upside down it’s Tom Selleck.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
apex32@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
5parky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He looks qualified to
ownbe a car wash.anugeshtu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And now I’m just imagining that guy brushing cars with those eyebrows
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: Romania’s current prime-minister, just like Bogdan, has mighty eyebrows
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
His eyebrows are cosplaying as Londo from Babylon 5
Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Damn this dude already looks like a political caricature of himself
Marinatorres@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Luigi at 80.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He’s constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Chasing a receding hairline with your eyebrows.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It’s almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.
My grandfather’s clock was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor;
It was taller by half than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopp’d short — never to go again —
When the old man died.
Like that song, except with eyebrows.
SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
splashgarden@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
i’m sorry to every pair of drawn-on rectangular instagram eyebrows i’ve ever made fun of. i truly was not prepared for the brezhnev brows
TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My eyebrows would look like that if I didn’t trim them regularly. It’s a Slavic thing.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
He’s a bloody Hynerian!
Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
A Farscape reference in the wild, you don’t see that everyday
RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eyebrows? I believe you mean eyebrowperiod
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Werewolf.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker
AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The spice must flow…
deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Great line from an even greater Film adaptation.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
His political calculations must’ve been unparalleled.