5parky

@5parky@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst spy ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

  Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus was too late for this guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a shit post.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So a shitgun instead of a poostol.