Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
Avocado
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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moonlight6205@lemm.ee 1 day ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 1 day ago
mmm cockamole
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Goes great on your faceadilla.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 23 hours ago
With crema
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 23 hours ago
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 23 hours ago
Thank you
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
I hate you, take my up vote.
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
🍆
Delphia@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
ch00f@lemmy.world 1 day ago
cleanpenis.fart
Tailz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
nomy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.
Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s vintage, thank you
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
flandish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
General_Effort@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oof.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
last_philosopher@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Valmond@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
Never been more disappointed in us. 😞
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
AI says what?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 day ago
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Pnut@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Probably a research assistant
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.
MacStache@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
ICastFist@programming.dev 23 hours ago
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
Valmond@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
kablammy@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
Alaik@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
God damn dude.
0ops@lemm.ee 1 day ago
*closes legs
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Fucking hell
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 1 day ago
damn
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why ask when you can find out?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
hperrin@lemmy.ca 22 hours ago
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
hefejefe@lemm.ee 1 day ago
How do I unsee an image
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
that’s untrue
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
fargeol@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Please don’t do a blinded experiment
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?
5parky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Reminds me of fresh cut okra.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
Beero@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smell…pungent. reminiscent of post-coitus. LoL, great for date night
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.