that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
Avocado
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
ch00f@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
cleanpenis.fart
AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tailz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
nomy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.
Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s vintage, thank you
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Beero@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smell…pungent. reminiscent of post-coitus. LoL, great for date night
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
🍆
Delphia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
flandish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
General_Effort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oof.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
last_philosopher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Never been more disappointed in us. 😞
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
mmm cockamole
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Goes great on your faceadilla.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
With crema
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Thank you
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
I hate you, take my up vote.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
hefejefe@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
How do I unsee an image
proti@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
this but in reverse
brain no morgravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Goodness me that is unsettling
Naughty_not_bad@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some sort of eye surgery
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.
Obviously the answer is suicide.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.
MacStache@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
Alaik@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
God damn dude.
0ops@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
*closes legs
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
damn
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Fucking hell
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why ask when you can find out?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
that’s untrue
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sure, but it wouldn’t be as funny if it said “doesn’t taste like clean penis”
Sonor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”
It would get a few clicks i reckon
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
gmtom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
fargeol@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please don’t do a blinded experiment
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
5parky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AI says what?
Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of fresh cut okra.
moonlight6205@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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