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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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      • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

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      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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    • Beero@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smell…pungent. reminiscent of post-coitus. LoL, great for date night

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    • lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I showed this to my wife, she agrees.

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.

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  • moonlight6205@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado

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      • RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

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    • Bonskreeskreeskree@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Clean penises or avocado?

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      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Inclusive yes.

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  • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    mmm cockamole

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Goes great on your faceadilla.

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      • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        With crema

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You are an asset to the team. Welcome.

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    • ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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      • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thank you

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    • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I hate you, take my up vote.

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  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t trust her.

      Only one way to know the truth.

      🍆

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    • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.

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  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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    • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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      • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        cleanpenis.fart

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    • Tailz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

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      • nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.

        Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s vintage, thank you

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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      • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oof.

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      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Altar boy?

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    • last_philosopher@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Never been more disappointed in us. 😞

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Your the expert, tell us.

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      • Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
        • you + are = you’re
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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI says what?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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      • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher

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    • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Probably a research assistant

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  • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.

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    • MacStache@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?

      Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro

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    • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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    • kablammy@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh god I’m close keep going

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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    • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.

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      • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        God damn dude.

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        *closes legs

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fucking hell

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      • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        damn

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      • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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      • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why ask when you can find out?

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      • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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  • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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  • hefejefe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do I unsee an image

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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  • guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    of course it’s a BuzzFeed article

    buzzfeed.com/…/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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  • independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that’s untrue

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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  • fargeol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Please don’t do a blinded experiment

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?

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  • 5parky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wat?

    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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