axexrx

@axexrx@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Green⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I did a tomato potato graft back on the day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Green⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ans theb you shove it in the ground and it grows a whole new forest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Green⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They wrote thar song bilingualy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pronouns history⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my friends from high school was a ze for a while, while they were actively transitioning, and sort of going in and out of fem/ masc presentations, and dressing. Once she got her breasts done she was just a she though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your jewellery...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… I thought the ‘holy ghost’ was the god sperm that impregnated Mary…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also went to the band at first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that real? Sounds like a sexual assault waiting to happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to, up until the last couple years, when I stopped bartending. I still get most of my drinks for free though! And i still have a couple different groups of friends im all but gauranteed to find one of to hand out with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who makes up the "serving size" on microwave food?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  After all, you are what you eat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IRA⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad apparently once told my Nana that he’d just written his second $25k check to his IRA that year.

  My mom was quick to correct him- Ira was the name of the bookkeeper. The money was in mixed retirement a counts, maxing both iras and 401ks for then that year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my friends proposed ‘toys for thots.’ A 501c program helping subsidize the start up costs for begining only fans models via crowd sourced low interest loans, with the interest going into future loans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soon...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, part of hamas? I thought the accusation was being in contact with hamas, which the flotilla itself had claimed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss hearing just one word can be a problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yesterday the lady at the hardware store said she couldn’t see my caulk. I told her that’s why we use the clear stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seeing jealous trolls try accusing artists of art theft and then mysteriously forgetting where the proof is and backpedalling once caught⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We weaponized 0 tolerance in my highschool. After a friend got suspended for being suckered punched by a bully without even getting a chance to respond, we decided to take turns fighting the bully to ‘use up’ his 5 suspensions, rhe 5th of which resulted in a mandatory expulsion. And we did. The morning his suspension ended, right when he walked in the door, in full view of the congregated teachers, one of my friends hit him, earning them both a suspension. Next time he was back the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the branches were tangled enough to keep it from falling, they were also likely enough to keep it from pinching.

  Also, with smaller pines with a lean like that, you often dont need to cut a wedge to cut them down. You can cut in about 1/3 of the on the underside, or however far you can go before it starts to affect the trunks integrity, then switch to the outside. Since the tree’s weight is pulling it away from the blade, you dont need to create the extra space /uneveness of a wedge to keep it leaning the proper direction.

  My guess it that- someone back cut from the bottom, then finished from the topside, expecting the weight to Crack the wood in the last inch or so and drop it away from them, but the branches were tangled enough at the top to keep it from falling, leaving them in position of having to separate the tops without putting themselves in harms way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨…and I’m a bad boy for breaking a fart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere, that someone told him that mondegreen, thought it was hilarious, and sang that fairly often in live shows- so in somw of the videos, those are the actual lyrics his singing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wants a merkin?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uer a merkin, Harry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure id go full degen and use the taco shell as a spaghetti funnel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberpunk 2077 can now serve daily word puzzles thanks to a mod called Gonkle, and the answer's probably choom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moxfield.com has a version of wordle the run with MTG themed words added to the list for anyone interested.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oopsie Daisy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cadmium yellow gone wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨October gaming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For a minute I thought U/shittymorph had left reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can someone fact check this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would the owls be migrating East/ West? So e they just go north/ south?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨effective advertising to boost your business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf, logo magnets are pretty popular instead of stickers where im from, and often tend to slide a little bit after a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨effective advertising to boost your business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a carpenter in my town who had a joke buisness sticker on his truck for years that said “morning wood lumber co- you wont be able to slumber, when we deliver our lumber”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨effective advertising to boost your business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An upside down part ID sticker that has a big L ans 73 on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies always need to grow?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eight, but why? Why not create a company that generates, say a $100M a year, building some

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ive had a couple of times where one of my girl friends has asked me if I could be at a bar they were going on a date at to keep an eye on it in the background. Not like sit down or get to know the guy or anything, just keep an eye out and be there if things go south.

  Several times ive known the guy as well. One time I accidentally recruited the date to help me keep an eye on my friend. Had no idea the 2 had never actually met (grew up a grade apart, been in the same social circles for decades)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a unix/eunuchs joke in there somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except for s4e8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf, I was briefly in one, and it did very quickly turn into trouble.