axexrx

@axexrx@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
  and it smelled vaguely sweet… like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You grew up with it. Imagine having to learn it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is dotting your i’s tittilating?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it was Jay Date. You know, the founder of the epnymous website for Jewish romance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it take that long to move them?
  I just take the back edge of a knife hold it over each of the 6 lines ill be cutting as a guide, and pull any of the pepperoni on the line one way of the other. Take like 5 seconds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely the safest source for advice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now im wondering, could a state seize a whole coroporation with Civil asset forfeiture?

  Would be way easier- no presumption of innocence or due process for possessions, and the government can just auction off everything and allocate the money to budgets before a lawsuit can conclude, the say ‘too late’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pasta bowl of nades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when I was working as a chef, I once found in the a container labeled “bay’s shemale.”

  It took me 2 days to realize it was our bechemel that we couldn’t find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Knew a girl whos ex was one of those guys always bragging about his size. After they broke up, she claimed he had a micropenis, smaller than her clit, and that his nickname, TC stood for ‘Tiny Cock’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still smell them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you can still get them. My friend just gave his son his old cap gun and got a bunch of rolls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it fits...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With the hatchback model, you can just lift the front bumper, and roll the car into a vertical position.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blond gaurdian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should have done a pair of shows for GB: Men at Cork, and Men at York

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black Lab Bath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who care about book⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their name is pineapple lover, not pats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New kids on the bloke?

  Its one letter different, I just didn’t put the new one back in the same place I got one from…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could see this being the outcome, now that hes in new york and they’re putting him to trial.

  If the trial goes at all in his favor, I could see ICE agents pulling him out of court, re arresting him, and deporting him to CECOT in El Salvador, hoping that throwing prison violence will take care of their mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way my fuck-ass pharmacist makes up the remaining pills in my bastarding prescription⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cut around the edge of the cup part of the blister with a razor, with the blade against the of the flat part of the circle.

  Or just around the circle of foil from the other with something with a point. Sometimes the tip of a safteypin will do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For my older Millennials⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Electric Bills⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI, and more locally, a windfarm, that they’ve already anlnounced a rate hike ok .15 $/kw to subsidize (this is why i hate say it, but im glad trump canceled wind)
  Are why the residential solar company Im working for is more or less booked 2 years out right now, despite the tarifs.

  5 years ago, our clientele was people doing it for ideological/ environmental reasons, rich prepper types, or just techy nerd types. Now its small buisness owners and middle class families who know they can afford the next price hike but dont think theyll be able to afford the one after. Trust in the utility is gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to go to a dive bar that had one of those built in cabinets for a fire extinguisher or whatever, that said in case of emergency break glass.

  Only it had a giant 4L bottle of Md20/20, flanked by a regular ones. When the bar shut down, be broke the glass and all took shots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winner takes all⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad used to joke that after Stalin’s death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev’s eyebrows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My question is, did he mistake him for a nazi on the costume alone, or did the furry introduce himself as Aaron wolf (it says thats his furry name in small text at the bottom) and the greek guy misheard it as Aryan wolf?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do you change your towels?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im a hirsute guy, I use 2 just to dry off from my shower in the morning. Big fluffy one gets me 90% dry, then the second one gets me the rest of the way. Ive got those 2, one that lives in my work bag, and a full sized microfiber beach towel that does double duty for yoga mat during the winter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to work at a restaurant, where at the begining of service every night, chef would cut a couple onions into quarters, and throw them and a handful of cloves of garlic into the fryer. It would fill the whole building with that aroma, setting the mood, before wed started cooking fornthe night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has a LOT of dusty computers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got a restaurant I worked at to buy a tank of N2O for staff.

  The kitchen staff kept huffing my beer gas (N2 & CO) despite multiple warnings and explanations that it wasnt getting them high, just suffocating them. Twice I found a guys passed out in the walk in, still holding the still running line. The gas is heavier than air, so it pools on the ground, and it was a small walk in that didnt cycle often, so this was really dangerous.

  I managed to convince the owner that buying a N2O tank for $300 and occasionally ‘forgetting’ to lock it up was way cheaper than the costs associated with a staff member dieing on premises, especially considering the health dept would almost surely force us to replace our old system and put in air testers and stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has a LOT of dusty computers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its a level of depravity I think im kinda glad to see people ingnorant of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitty stores that penalise you for not having their store card⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My whole extended family has been using my aunt’s stop and shop card for decades, ever since she asked us one xmas to help her accrue gas points. The home phone number its tied to has been defunct for at least 20 years now, and my aunt died 15 years ago. Even the address thats tied to the account afaik (I suppose one of my cousins could have updated it) no longer exists, as her dirt road, origibally known as ‘old country rd #2’ was long ago consumed by suburbs and the farms around it parceled out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Satire on public schooling, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To add, I think theres a difference between ‘im here to work in exchange for money’ and ‘im just here for 8 hrs to collect a check’

  I used to manage restaurants, usually with a pooled house (all tips get tallied together, and divided by percentage based on position, which always reminded me of the way it was done on old pirate ships)

  In these pooled houses it was always extremely obvious- youd have some servers touching other server’s tables, helping bus / run food when appropriate, etc. (Which is what the system is meant to incentivize- if your help gets the other waiter a better tip, thats more money in your pocket as well)

  And you’d have servers who did the bare minimum even for their own section, and saw it as ‘if i spend 8 hrs On the floor dokng the bare minimum to not sent home, I get my percentage of the pot, I dont even have to do a good job on my tables’

  Right now im running a residential solar crew, and weve got a couple guys who have a similar attitude; the moment they aren’t under a direct task, they just stop working. (Its not a matter of not knowing whats next, and prepping for that, they’ve been here almost a year now, and theres almost always something obvious to be doing next, even if its just grabbing the next box of materials.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you hate AI?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ive been hearong the claim now occasionally For the last several years that we’ve moved into the ‘post truth’ age. AI has kind of cemented that for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you hate AI?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At some point, we should legislate that all non production tech buisnesses have to be energy positive- as in 'wanna build a data center? Its got to have more solar/ wind etc, tha it uses or its unpermitable.