My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
Using conservative logic
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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miraclerandy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
ohhh that’s good
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s probably true too
Dicska@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I’ve got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won’t suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it’s usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that’s gay.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Conservatives: unironically, this.
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
No, you have to show them two women kissing.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Now I’m a lesbian.
peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know what to do. Now go put on those pantyhose and makeup. You’re the lipstick lesbian now.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That will just turn them into transbians.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Now i am a woman and lesbian
fizzle@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
I remember my dad explaining that “the gays” did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Double income, and no kids. It’s the ultimate life-hack.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Were it so easy
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The day your dad discovered DINKs.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What did he think about lesbians
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven’t been with a true man yet.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Poor household fetish
kutt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
fartographer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
/s
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It won’t work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It’s too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
Aiz@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife’s lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat’s affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
that definitely turned me lesbian… in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It does seem to have its own gravity.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again “on accidente”
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
Armand1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Very true, you can literally give them study after study of peer reviewed randomized controlled trials and they act like you gave them some flat-earth YouTube video with 3 views. 🤣
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.
Now I identify as a gay frog.
adarza@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
kiss one of the frogs, and you’ll have yourself a gay prince!
bountygiver@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What if they are a gay frog cursed to become a human
becausechemistry@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
1) Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad 2) One of those things turns out not to be so bad 3) What else might not be so bad? 4) ??? 5) Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever
That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe they need a more robust ideology
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
wouldn’t that just make them bi?
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Rolder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
If they see two men kissing, then they see two women kissing, does it equal out?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?
Rolder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Shit I haven’t been to the weekly antifa meeting in awhile, not up to date with the current meta strats
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
how do you turn the kids ace? Do you not show them any people kissing?
einlander@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But that would mean that sexuality is fluid…
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Or two women kissing.
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
this logic is undeniable.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn’t know it.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It’s like sexual vacuum decay.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
“Obviously two men kissing is so much better than a man and woman kissing, so that wouldn’t possibly work” - some of those homophobes probably.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
They just don’t want to teach people it’s normal
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn’t have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he’s only compatible with bi women.
jojowakaki@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
el3ctron@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
includes a redtube pro suscrption, problem solved.
homes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Let me just…
If < insert big name party in America > were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be < insert big name party in America >.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That’s either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, the Democrats are also conservatives by global standards.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s very annoying to see “you’re only in the other camp because you’re a dumb-dumb” rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It’s two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order “point at the other boat and scoff harder!”
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Not true! We’ve all heard of the communist part…
Oh they don’t anymore do they?