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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse

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  • kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You’d be surprised what some girls pack

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Uhm…

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Sup

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  • SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mine isn’t

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Scary

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      • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s really not that scary.

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      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Gock scares you?

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clits can be over 10cm.

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      [ removes hat ]

      Well, I’ll be…

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

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      • stickly@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Great band name

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        don’t look at hyenas

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

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    • ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah. Because they eat out!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.

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      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Tossing the salad!

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s a real Chad move

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What’s not to love?

        Girls? Good Dick? Good

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Alright, AFROMAN

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Skill issue?

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would a man not be handling loads of them?

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      • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but I felt not the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.

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  • orioler25@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • orioler25@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Annnd their profile is all rapid fire boomer humour posts.

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  • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

    I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What? No, they have an invert-o-penis.

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  • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clearly haven’t arouse a clit enough, next

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren’t going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Collecting ?

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      • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Collecting

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they’d prefer).

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well it’s cold …

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