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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mine isn’t

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Scary

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      • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s really not that scary.

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      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Gock scares you?

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    • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pic or it didn’t happen

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clits can be over 10cm.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

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      • stickly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Great band name

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Had a gf with that once.

        Sure did make it easy to uh, find the spot.

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      • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ah, the scientific name for the good ol’ T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).

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      • MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Clitoromegaly

        How can this be true if it’s not a category on PornHub?

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.

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      • rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Really isn’t. I’m not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it’s awesome. Doesn’t hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        don’t look at hyenas

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      [ removes hat ]

      Well, I’ll be…

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Ascend910@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you pull out your cock she seems so unphased, when she wips out her you think “oh my days”

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

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    • ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah. Because they eat out!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.

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      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Tossing the salad!

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Skill issue?

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a real Chad move

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What’s not to love?

        Girls? Good Dick? Good

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alright, AFROMAN

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hurtful

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    • Karl@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ouch

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    • xabit24368@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hit him in the face with it

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  • kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’d be surprised what some girls pack

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions

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      • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        WELCOME TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!

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    • xabit24368@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      look at that spin

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why would a man not be handling loads of them?

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      • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but I felt not the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.

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  • Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I see dead people with limp dicks

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yee yee I posted that last week

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      • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sorry, this meme is ours now.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If she said that she’s toxic. Same as with men saying “I wish you had bigger boobs”. So if she says that, it’s a red flag and you need to go!

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  • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

    I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🫂

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  • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clearly haven’t arouse a clit enough, next

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  • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?

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  • orioler25@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • orioler25@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Annnd their profile is all rapid fire boomer humour posts.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren’t going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Collecting ?

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      • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Collecting

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they’d prefer).

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  • MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, OP, your post history is just…something special. This one in particular.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My shit posts are fun troll time. My ask posts are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics.

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      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you’re offended, it’s a joke, otherwise I was being sincere.”

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What? No, they have an invert-o-penis.

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  • Jesthemes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long… that’s the average man’s penis size

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  • xabit24368@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, not in every case :)

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uhm…

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sup

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well it’s cold …

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  • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So I’m not a beta? Cool!

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, you are.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn’t already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:

    1. undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:

    2. Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.

    Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.

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    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actually dick size is a manipulation to make you feel good or bad

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        one way and then another.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Of course it seems small when it’s compared to the Grabd Canyon.”

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck yeah

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    FR, if a woman tells you that your dick is small, tell her that’s because her shit stank like a yeast infection.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lmfaoooooo

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  • Mangoholic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like to compare it to boob size since that also something woman naturally don’t have control over.

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