Behold! The impossible!
You can just do stuff.
Submitted 8 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
“Signature look of superiority.”
9point6@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
Deviating
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Then it’s not a true pig.
Elroy_Berdahl@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
It’s only a true pug if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling swine.
MBech@feddit.dk 6 hours ago
Clearly AI
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 hours ago
I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole “pigs can’t look up” thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha…
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy’s.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 hours ago
Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground
Decoy2point0@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Truths
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 hours ago
Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 hours ago
That kind of talk is what got him to do a murder suicide that one time.
4am@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Now all he cares about is…this city
user1234@fedinsfw.app 3 hours ago
Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I’m just a pig with dreams to see the sky.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
It’s like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
And then kill Daredevil
la508@lemmy.world 22 minutes ago
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
I think that’s just ducks
rmuk@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren’t good enough.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 hours ago
They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 hours ago
That’s how humans see stars. But how do we know this about pigs? Can they focus to “infinity”?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
this is what it’s like to be gentle-dom’d
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Gentle-dom’d? Alright that’s a new one for me.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Wow, this is really poetic.
It might be because I’m already reading something that’s ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.
hOrni@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Vincent D’nofrio?
snooggums@piefed.world 5 hours ago
The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.
Thalion@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
The guy who plays Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The guy who voiced the count in dishonored 2
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yes. The guy who played Orson Wells in Ed Wood.
ywain@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can’t look up!
shweddy@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right nowbitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots
sundray@lemmus.org 7 hours ago
I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.
rmuk@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Pigs can be raised as house pets and enjoy a good blankie more than perhaps any other animal (including humans because we’re just animals too, yeah?) but also remember that pigs are shockingly omnivorous and will eat human flesh if the fancy takes them. I know that’s true of cats but I recon I could fuck up a cat if I needed to. Pigs, not so sure.
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
“tilt this pig ever so gentle…”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 57 minutes ago
My favorite part, too. Makes the whole thing, really.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
When I was a boy…
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.