Submitted 2 weeks ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole “pigs can’t look up” thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha…
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy’s.
Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground
Truths
Same, tbh
Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.
And then kill Daredevil
With Mjolnir.
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
I think that’s just ducks
Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…
They can also lay down and look up
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren’t good enough.
They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.
That’s how humans see stars. But how do we know this about pigs? Can they focus to “infinity”?
Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?
That kind of talk is what got him to do a murder suicide that one time.
Now all he cares about is…this city
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
It’s like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.
Vincent D’nofrio?
The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.
The guy who plays Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket
The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.
Michael Clarke Duncan?
Yes. The guy who played Orson Wells in Ed Wood.
The guy who voiced the count in dishonored 2
Or you just revealed the porcine equivalent of Lovecraftian cosmic horror to it.
Seeing “the stars” for the first time is great, but being set back down to where they’re out of reach is not super fun.
Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can’t look up!
“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now
Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn’t know at all. We didn’t know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn’t notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn’t know we couldn’t know and anything - "
Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.
On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.
The long night had come again.
If anyone didn’t know this was Asimov’s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.
One of my favorites!
Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God
I’m just a pig with dreams to see the sky.
Wow, this is really poetic.
It might be because I’m already reading something that’s ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.
fermenting a strong belief
On the offchance, the word you want is probably ‘fomenting’.
Fuck! You’re right
What are you reading?
It’s called Dad’s Big Balls: A Bowling Story about a professional bowler and estranged father who wakes up one day with tragically tiny hands and is forced to fight his ex-wife for custody of his children in a bowling tournament while also being able to use only child-sized bowling balls.
I’m reading When They Cry, currently towards the end of Umineko, and for a series that features a character who self-describes as an intellectual rapist, it is surprisingly compassionate, almost religiously so.
this is what it’s like to be gentle-dom’d
Gentle-dom’d? Alright that’s a new one for me.
And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots
I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.
Pigs can be raised as house pets and enjoy a good blankie more than perhaps any other animal (including humans because we’re just animals too, yeah?) but also remember that pigs are shockingly omnivorous and will eat human flesh if the fancy takes them. I know that’s true of cats but I recon I could fuck up a cat if I needed to. Pigs, not so sure.
Congrats, you’ve given a pig its first exposure to rectangular dread.
rectangular dread
Yo! I’m holding that in my hand right now!
“tilt this pig ever so gentle…”
My favorite part, too. Makes the whole thing, really.
When I was a boy…
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Behold! The impossible!
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Signature look of superiority.”
9point6@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’ll do pig
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s some pig
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Then it’s not a true pig.
Elroy_Berdahl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s only a true pug if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling swine.
MBech@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Clearly AI