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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dudes just wanna crack open a cold one.

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    • silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But Lemmy is blue for an upvote

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ugh. Take my upvote.

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    • GrantUsEyes@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The fucking quality of your oneliners, a thing of beauty.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      uncomfortable upvote

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    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dudes just wanna snap into a slim jim

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ಠ_ಠ

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  • WagnasT@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To pay them less? That’s so fucked up.

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so i guess it was a massive red flag when i asked them how many cameras were in the room during my interview

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, but telling them about your Twitch channel was a bad idea.

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      • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “Yes sir, I do onlyfans as a side gig.”

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes but…
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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, but that’s temporary. They’ll get tender after a while 💖

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      • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I was more thinking they meant it’s something useful for women who’s into that stuff.

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    • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A massive priapism!

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Priapism

        That’s our word of the day, now check this song out!

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, honest question that I really do not want to google. Is this actually a wide spread problem?

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    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wide spread

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ok that ones on me, I should’ve caught that

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    • Kalothar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had an ex who worked in this field, she went to mortuary school and worked in mortuaries, before that she worked in organ transplant. She went into the field because of a combination of personal tragedy (a close one passing away at an early age) and seeing how delicately the mortuary and handled the event.

      Anyhow, she and I would talk about it often. One of the things she would note on, wasn’t that it was sexual based things men would do (besides general office sexism coming from men on occasion), but more about the level of respect they showed the deceased. Crude Comments they’d make about their weight, features etc…

      So I think it just depends and it would be difficult to verify these other claims because the “victims” are deceased and most things related to it seem to be anecdotal.

      I’m also not going to google necro in anyway

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        seeing how delicately the mortuary handled the event

        I sure wish I’d had this experience with the funeral home I picked out when my dad died. I called them to arrange to pick up his body, and the answering service was AI and obviously so. I gave them his name and the voice read it back to me to confirm it as “Robert common name R-O-B-E-R-T, Smith common name S-M-I-T-H”. Then the owner ghosted me for more than a week and only delivered the urn with the ashes in the night before the internment at 8:00, left it outside and split before I could talk to him. 8 grand well spent.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        True. Humans only become valuable once they are dead.

        They only say you were a good person once you are dead, say you were too young, they go “if only we knew, they seemed fine” if you kill yourself, then go to imvestigate, once you are already dead.

        How many writers were ridiculed and rejected, before becoming famous AFTER their death?

        Once you are more like an object, once you have no more feelings, is when they start actually valuing you for what you were.

        Same as how people will value their cars, or precious things more than people.

        Same as how people romanticise native americans, years after they were almost exterminated completelly (while mostly treating those still alive like shit).

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    • lath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shitty pay, crappy hours, being surrounded by the dead all the time… You either gotta love the job or end up loving the dead…

      Some jobs need to be done, but who’s to do them? Can one be completely sane and handle this kind of life without issue for years on end? Most of the people employed tell themselves it’s just a job and spend their time dodging the reality of handling the dead all the time, but a few… well… they go all in.

      Normal is a state of mind that has us come to grips with that which is beyond our control.

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      • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My wife was in the funeral industry for a while and studying mortuary sciences. She says she left because it was too depressing being pressured to upsell grieving families all the time.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m guessing it’s hard to come by reliable stats. It’s on the same level as priests abusing children, the cover-up would be extensive.

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I fucking hate humans.

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You know that Dr. Who meme? The one where the blonde woman asks “Is it a lot?”

      Just think of it that way.

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      • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Clara is a brunette, I just want to clarify that in case people get really confused. :)

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    • Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Herodotus mentions it in The Histories written around 430 BCE.

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I just meant in modern times is it a wide spread problem that morticians are fucking the dead. You think that shit would hit the news if it was is all.

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    • batshit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not even true, classic internet misinformation. I’m shocked Lemmy isn’t calling it out, it’s slowly becoming reddit

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        just your run of the mill misandry.

        personally I’m all for it. I’m an equal opportunist and believe that all sexes and orientations and pieces of shit.

        people are fucking disgusting.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because the corpses don’t tell them how pretty they’d look if they smiled?

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haha heh ahhh lol

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1000003346

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because, they can shamelessly pay them less and get away with it?

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No because men rape the dead bodies of women

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      • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Why would you consider that to be rape?

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      • TRock@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s not the reason

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      • DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How about a combination of both

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      • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t even consider to call them human, let alone “men”. Just talking animal.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was some (mildly) famous case, I think a book was written about it, of a woman who was a necrophiliac and worked at a morgue. There was a big reddit thread about it years ago.

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bit chauvinistic to assume women can’t be necrophiles if they put their minds to it, innit?

      Unlike the FBI I don’t make crass assumptions about my perverts.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also corpses turn rigid.

      Just saying.

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What exactly are the reasons?

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently they think women don’t wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth

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      • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing

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      • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

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      • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Less pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.

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      • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Now that’s believable

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  • BandDad@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bless my heart for thinking it was for corpse makeup…

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was thinking better expression of sympathy for the loved ones.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • AGD4@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can we get more than twelve pixels on this repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost?

    That person appears to have a face under their nose.

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    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m guessing pixel blasted septum piercing

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  • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I doubt even the premise is true

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same link you provided, scroll down a bit.

        Male workforce: 26777 Female workforce: 13568

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the old Tom Lehrer joke:

    “…a story about a young necrophiliac who finally achieves his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner.

    … The rest of you can look it up when you get home.”

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  • Eczpurt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A woman surrounded by stiffs, anything could happen.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, one more reason to die in a blaze of glory.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because dead men cant interrupt?

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  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly, no idea what’s the reason

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A father takes his five year old to the high school principal and says that he’d like to enroll him. The principal says that little John is goign to have to prove he can handle the work. Principal writes an algebra problem and shows it to the lad. John answers it without using a pencil. He asks some history and political questions. John nails them all.

      Turns to the father. “This last question is to see if he has the emotional maturity we expect of our students.

      “Johnny, what’s a four letter word that ends in U-N-T and means a woman?”

      “Aunt.”

      “Congratulations. Johnny can come to high school.”

      As they walk home, dad says to Johnny, “I’m so proud of you. I know I would have messed up that last question”

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      • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Damn. It got me.

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        oooo misogynistic jokes, I have one too!

        what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

        :::spoiler nothing, you already told her twice. :::

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      at a population level, men fuck everything, including corpses

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    <googling furiously how much morgue work pays>

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    • TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you smelled a body in decomposition before (basically all of them are in some stage of decomp)?

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        well now I’m upset I haven’t smelled a body in decomposition before ☹️ (if there is a God, I hope he prints this off and confronts me with this when I die)

        but I assume a morgue preserves the corpse well enough that I don’t think it will be too much of an issue

        now that you say it, I have smelled decomposing animal bodies before many times - but maybe not a human corpse 🤔

        In the early stages there are a lot of fecal smells.

        I would be very interested in being a pathologist or dealing with corpses, I think I’m better suited to that work than the average person - however, a lot of that work involves court testimony and working with the government, and I’m just not interested in having a job where public testimony is a major part of it or where I’m involved in the “justice system” (mostly because of the corruption and the feeling that my job would put me in morally compromised positions, and I just couldn’t handle that).

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  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    damn i thought the title of the post was a slur and not did you know

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  • Maxxus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I scrolled through the whole comments section and not a single Sexy Losers reference? For shame.

    That link is about as tame as the comic gets.

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stick a finger in?

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  • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Male dominated and women preferred are not mutually exclusive, for example if women rarely apply for this type of job

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      • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!

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