SwifferWetjet

@SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PlayStation To Require Age Verification For Certain Online Features⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ditched mine when I was I think 13. Rip fruitsalad01 lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it actually annoying when clients fall asleep while getting tattooed?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dips⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never forget being in Charleston SC and eating two hot dogs, one with chili and coleslaw and the other with like fucking eight ounces of Mac and cheese.

  They were also called like the Aretha Franklin and Frankie Muniz or some shit it was absolutely wonderful shout-out perfectly franks lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets scammed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An old cellphone makes a decent one too. I heart VLC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future is bright...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SNSD the GOAT🫶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dyk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The beans are back and they have something to say. Idk what though because I don't speak Bean.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin