chopsticks. you need chopsticks
Anon dips
Submitted 1 day ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
EldenLord@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
And coronary occlusion emergency surgery. Sooner or later.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 16 hours ago
Why not fork?
17jGuFCOn89iY@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
A spoon seems the right choice considering how much sauce they want
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
too much work to maintain a git
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
they really are the greatest utensil. I’d always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I’d frequently get burned!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Really, these are great for most things and a dirt-cheap hygiene option too. Use them for potato chips, cheetos, cheeze-its… everything where you’re tempted to lick salt/powder/sugar off of your fingers. Did we really learn nothing from the pandemic?
snoons@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Fyi some cultures in nhe middle east use their hands to eat all their food. They just make sure to wash up first.
IIRC a friend of mines first impression of a fork and knife was “such a waste of good metal”.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
I just wash my hands before I eat things, but I guess everybody is different, good for you for coming up with a creative solution.
apftwb@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
At some point you gotta admit the nuggies are only there so you’re not shoving spoonfuls of ranch down your gullet
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
bro that’s disgusting
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Some people like nuggets. No need to shame.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Diplet detected
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The use of the cupcake tray for a dipping sauce tray is pretty great. Im always excited when my kitchenware has multiple purposes.
snoons@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
It also gives you colon cancer isn’t that cool
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Which dip? Surely not all of them.
OR3X@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
ngl that picture looks unappealing af
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s shot in anons cellar where he lives, the lighting isn’t great
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Anon is fatter than God
snoons@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
I can hear the struggled breathing and gasping speech patterns now.
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Is eating 20 nuggets per night the reason I have this?
sniggleboots@europe.pub 1 day ago
Remember, a thin paint will stick to a thick paint. Thanks, Bob Ross
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Why do I want to try this now
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Because you touch yourself at night!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Idk about ranch, but sour cream works very well with anything tomato-based, with mild-ish hot sauces, or with mustard. It’s preferable to not mix the two sauces too much, so they both can be felt on the tongue.
Or, you can mix sour cream with strawberry jam and dip pancakes into it. Better yet, wrap marinated mushrooms in crepes and dip that.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know this is gonna sound weird but big trust me on this one chief:
Cream Cheese and A1 steak sauce. Use in a ratio of like 2 or 3 to 1 part A1. Works best on toasted bread or crackers.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Do we need to link you a suicide prevention hotline?
With eating habits like Anon, you’re just asking for heart failure.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Only once
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“diplet detected”
People will pick anything to act superior about, huh
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Some people are just better at being Superior than others
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 day ago
I mean, that’s basically the entire premise of any insult on 4chan. The original days had anything be an insult simply by appending ‘-fag’ at the end.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
shiii
I just throw the nuggets in a large mixing bowl. Toss in a couple tbl of Gochujang, 1 tbl toasted sesame oil a tsp of honey, some sesame seeds, 2 tsp garlic powder, green onion, thin shallot, and a nice healthy dose of kosher salt. If I’m feeling fusiony, i’ll swap the salt with Sazon seasoning.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Imagine anon’s face after trying your instructions, having accidentally cooked a whole meal on their own instead of mummy doing it
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Ends up sick because instructions didn’t specify using clean dishes. Blames everyone else and cites it any time anyone tries to get him to do something for himself. This does not turn out well for him once his parents pass away.
rumba@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
There would be more green text.
Incidentally, I made that post before lunch and thought about it so much I went upstairs and made it :) Added cotija cheese and a big spoon of salsa.
I’m now partially comatose :P
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 day ago
Weird. Since when did 4chan (or any of its lookalikes) have quotation boxes?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
since always I think, you just hover over the post ID link and it inlines it (only while hovering, though)
kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 1 day ago
For basically any chan board when you hover over a “>>#######” it shows the post it points to.
anthropozaen@feddit.org 1 day ago
Maybe a browser addon which embeds it directly.
Hoimo@ani.social 1 day ago
I know mine does it, but it could be a feature of the 4chanX extension? I haven’t used 4chan without it in years. It’s not direct quotes, but you click the number to see the post inline.
silver@das-eck.haus 1 day ago
A scientist in his prime
MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is next level science of dipping here.
saturn57@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If your plate doesn’t look like a pallet of paint after you’ve loaded it up, are you really living?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anon is so sauce-pilled that he buries th fkavour and texture of the actual nugget. He is PUNISHING himself
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
id say most of the time whatever you are dipping is the secondary thing, you just want to eat the dip but eating it by itself is too overwhelming.
the right ratio of salsa to nacho is 2 parts salsa 1 part nacho so
2:1 ratio (by mass)
MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s why knowing physics and densities matter. It allows you to multi-dip without contamination.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
medium rare nuggies
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is a sauce delivery system at peak efficiency.
Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Man knows his dips and nuggies.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Soon he will also know doctors and medical bills
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
This also holds true for things like breadsticks. Dip in marinara/pizza sauce first then garlic butter for the 2nd coating.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you think there’s too much sauce, I counter with double and triple dipping, and also tongue.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I never really understood the fascination with ranch that some people have.
adhocfungus@midwest.social 1 day ago
I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot in rural Iowa many years ago waiting for my inlaws to finish shopping. An older couple, probably early 60s, starts unloading their groceries into the station wagon next to me. The woman grabs a bottle of ranch from one of the bags, takes a long swig, screws the lid back on, tosses it into the trunk, and continues unloading the cart.
It was the most American thing I’ve seen outside of a jail cell.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Ranch it up bro!
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
As a Californian this is why the fly over states disgust me. At least when I’m weird with food it at least has two primary ingredients, like the nacho dog which is basically just taking a hot dog and dipping it in nacho sauce.
hesh@quokk.au 1 day ago
Ranch is gross tbh
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’ve found that basically all commercial ranch (hidden valley) is mostly just soybean oil and doesn’t taste like shit.
A local pizza joint to me has custom made ranch that is unironically amazing. YMMV.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I tried some Paul Newman’s Ranch once, never having had ranch before. It was bloody awful!
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Diplet detected.
Ranch is merely the primer for the second coating of whichever sauce you prefer.
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 day ago
I never understood the fascination with becoming as fat as possible
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
some people have their lizard brains react very poorly to the amount of sugar and fat and salt that’s inside modern hyper palatable food
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Really good freshmixed stuff is 3x better than generic store bought.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
A lot of the places use to much mayo when they mix and it ends up mayo sauce. I’ve heard good things about cutting down the mayo with sour cream though.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Its almost the same as the fascination the Japanese have with mayonnaise, honestly.