Anon dips
Submitted 2 months ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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apftwb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
At some point you gotta admit the nuggies are only there so you’re not shoving spoonfuls of ranch down your gullet
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
bro that’s disgusting
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some people like nuggets. No need to shame.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Diplet detected
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Why do I want to try this now
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because you touch yourself at night!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idk about ranch, but sour cream works very well with anything tomato-based, with mild-ish hot sauces, or with mustard. It’s preferable to not mix the two sauces too much, so they both can be felt on the tongue.
Or, you can mix sour cream with strawberry jam and dip pancakes into it. Better yet, wrap marinated mushrooms in crepes and dip that.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know this is gonna sound weird but big trust me on this one chief:
Cream Cheese and A1 steak sauce. Use in a ratio of like 2 or 3 to 1 part A1. Works best on toasted bread or crackers.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do we need to link you a suicide prevention hotline?
With eating habits like Anon, you’re just asking for heart failure.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Only once
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“diplet detected”
People will pick anything to act superior about, huh
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some people are just better at being Superior than others
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 months ago
I mean, that’s basically the entire premise of any insult on 4chan. The original days had anything be an insult simply by appending ‘-fag’ at the end.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
chopsticks. you need chopsticks
EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And coronary occlusion emergency surgery. Sooner or later.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 2 months ago
Why not fork?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
too much work to maintain a git
17jGuFCOn89iY@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A spoon seems the right choice considering how much sauce they want
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
they really are the greatest utensil. I’d always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I’d frequently get burned!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Really, these are great for most things and a dirt-cheap hygiene option too. Use them for potato chips, cheetos, cheeze-its… everything where you’re tempted to lick salt/powder/sugar off of your fingers. Did we really learn nothing from the pandemic?
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I just wash my hands before I eat things, but I guess everybody is different, good for you for coming up with a creative solution.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Fyi some cultures in nhe middle east use their hands to eat all their food. They just make sure to wash up first.
IIRC a friend of mines first impression of a fork and knife was “such a waste of good metal”.
MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is next level science of dipping here.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The use of the cupcake tray for a dipping sauce tray is pretty great. Im always excited when my kitchenware has multiple purposes.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It also gives you colon cancer isn’t that cool
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Which dip? Surely not all of them.
silver@das-eck.haus 2 months ago
A scientist in his prime
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anon is so sauce-pilled that he buries th fkavour and texture of the actual nugget. He is PUNISHING himself
sniggleboots@europe.pub 2 months ago
Remember, a thin paint will stick to a thick paint. Thanks, Bob Ross
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Weird. Since when did 4chan (or any of its lookalikes) have quotation boxes?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
since always I think, you just hover over the post ID link and it inlines it (only while hovering, though)
kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 2 months ago
For basically any chan board when you hover over a “>>#######” it shows the post it points to.
anthropozaen@feddit.org 2 months ago
Maybe a browser addon which embeds it directly.
Hoimo@ani.social 2 months ago
I know mine does it, but it could be a feature of the 4chanX extension? I haven’t used 4chan without it in years. It’s not direct quotes, but you click the number to see the post inline.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies
saturn57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If your plate doesn’t look like a pallet of paint after you’ve loaded it up, are you really living?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
medium rare nuggies
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is a sauce delivery system at peak efficiency.
OR3X@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ngl that picture looks unappealing af
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s shot in anons cellar where he lives, the lighting isn’t great
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
shiii
I just throw the nuggets in a large mixing bowl. Toss in a couple tbl of Gochujang, 1 tbl toasted sesame oil a tsp of honey, some sesame seeds, 2 tsp garlic powder, green onion, thin shallot, and a nice healthy dose of kosher salt. If I’m feeling fusiony, i’ll swap the salt with Sazon seasoning.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Imagine anon’s face after trying your instructions, having accidentally cooked a whole meal on their own instead of mummy doing it
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ends up sick because instructions didn’t specify using clean dishes. Blames everyone else and cites it any time anyone tries to get him to do something for himself. This does not turn out well for him once his parents pass away.
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
There would be more green text.
Incidentally, I made that post before lunch and thought about it so much I went upstairs and made it :) Added cotija cheese and a big spoon of salsa.
I’m now partially comatose :P
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
id say most of the time whatever you are dipping is the secondary thing, you just want to eat the dip but eating it by itself is too overwhelming.
the right ratio of salsa to nacho is 2 parts salsa 1 part nacho so
2:1 ratio (by mass)
MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why knowing physics and densities matter. It allows you to multi-dip without contamination.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Anon is fatter than God
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I can hear the struggled breathing and gasping speech patterns now.
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is eating 20 nuggets per night the reason I have this?
Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Man knows his dips and nuggies.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Soon he will also know doctors and medical bills
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you think there’s too much sauce, I counter with double and triple dipping, and also tongue.
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This also holds true for things like breadsticks. Dip in marinara/pizza sauce first then garlic butter for the 2nd coating.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I never really understood the fascination with ranch that some people have.
adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 months ago
I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot in rural Iowa many years ago waiting for my inlaws to finish shopping. An older couple, probably early 60s, starts unloading their groceries into the station wagon next to me. The woman grabs a bottle of ranch from one of the bags, takes a long swig, screws the lid back on, tosses it into the trunk, and continues unloading the cart.
It was the most American thing I’ve seen outside of a jail cell.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Ranch it up bro!
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
As a Californian this is why the fly over states disgust me. At least when I’m weird with food it at least has two primary ingredients, like the nacho dog which is basically just taking a hot dog and dipping it in nacho sauce.
hesh@quokk.au 2 months ago
Ranch is gross tbh
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ve found that basically all commercial ranch (hidden valley) is mostly just soybean oil and doesn’t taste like shit.
A local pizza joint to me has custom made ranch that is unironically amazing. YMMV.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I tried some Paul Newman’s Ranch once, never having had ranch before. It was bloody awful!
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Diplet detected.
Ranch is merely the primer for the second coating of whichever sauce you prefer.
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 months ago
I never understood the fascination with becoming as fat as possible
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
some people have their lizard brains react very poorly to the amount of sugar and fat and salt that’s inside modern hyper palatable food
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Really good freshmixed stuff is 3x better than generic store bought.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
A lot of the places use to much mayo when they mix and it ends up mayo sauce. I’ve heard good things about cutting down the mayo with sour cream though.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its almost the same as the fascination the Japanese have with mayonnaise, honestly.