Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 2 hours agoBig dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Boredom boners, I’m 38 and I still get 'em.
PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I used to get random church boners. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know… awkward