Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours

• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate

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• SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

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  • rainwall@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Clench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick

    Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Boredom boners, I’m 38 and I still get 'em.

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    • PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I used to get random church boners. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know… awkward

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