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SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate

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  • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Boredom boners, I’m 38 and I still get 'em.

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      • PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I used to get random church boners. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know… awkward

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    • rainwall@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick

      Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.

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      • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

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