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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Give the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But wait there’s more,

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Straight to hell,

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  it’s because I won. If I do desire to, I’ll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m 40. Lmao. 3 to 5 business days. not really, but it sure feels like that compared to my younger self.

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah to be 18 and ovulating

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  • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Right?! Especially as a stoner lmao. My partner and I buy the big bottles of lube now, we ain’t fuckin around. We are fucking around, though.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?

      The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.

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• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.

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  • abrake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Plato, Republic, Book I, Cadmus’ speech:

    How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles⁠—are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many.

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    • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There’s just no fucking way, holy crap!!!

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Goddamit Sophocles

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• Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Enjoy the peace of impotency?
  Surely he doesn't think his penis actually has a brain right?
  Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don't work anymore.

  If you're that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that's expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.

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  • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress

    That’s every 19 year old ever lmao, and yes im extremely grateful i dont get like that anymore lol

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    • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well that’s different. You’re in like overdrive. Plus if you’re 13 and need Viagra there’s an issue probably.

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• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, nothing isn’t stopping you already.

  It’s not actually the penis itself that’s doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It’s the brain circuitry behind it that’s making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn’t remove the drive and that’s why there are boner pills.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Interesting tip,

    heh

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    • STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      really nice gym pumps

      Oh baby

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• BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.

  I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    do u know her address per chance, not asking for a friend either :)

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I didn’t know there was a pill that turns your dick into Benjamin Netanyahu

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  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you’ll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.

  PS: It was miserable ~12.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My dick has never been the sticking point for me going many hours. Either the rest of my body ran out of gas or the girl I was with needed a break.

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• Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I felt this way about my sex drive until I transitioned, HRT killed the beast then brought it back perfected it like a gandalf the white

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You know there’s no way your mom doesn’t already own a Sybian right? Condom makes cleanup easier. Seriously, try one while you can stay wet for hours.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ew using one’s parents’ sex toys

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Read OP’s other posts. If this is actually a swiss girl born in 08 they’ve 100% had access to a vibrator for a while. And even for rich kids a $2000 toy isn’t something you can just order to the house.

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• SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate

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    • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.

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  • HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    would you happen to have his gfs #?

    asking for a firend

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      He was also the dealer, so no, I do not and never did.

      Though, FWIW, entirely not recommended for long-term practice. That much molly regularly can really mess up your brain chemistry. It didn’t end well for them, but she was also a depressed wreck.

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  • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not a bad way to spend a day off

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• hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If that’s how you feel about your penis, you should consider taking hormones about it.

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• dgdft@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not that I disagree with the post… but the general public out here wilding about vaccines and tylenol and fluoride and shit yet missing this extra-stupid medical “conspiracy” will never not be funny to me.

  The FDA doesn’t like greenlighting drugs of dubious direct clinical benefit with high abuse potential, so for the sake of expediency, Pfizer decided to push the narrative that Viagra definitely wasn’t fun unless you had peepee problems. No one wants to look like they have peepee problems, so not enough people who’ve tried it are willing to call a spade a spade and say it’s fun af regardless of age or necessity.

  Thus the narrative persists.

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This sounds good in theory but in my experience recreation quickly becomes obligation.

  Protip: women can take it too!

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bro your dick supposed to get drained, not do the draining.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I volunteer as tribute

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• pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
  OPs idea sounds neat though.

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  • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    "Enjoy the peace" is too real.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bah. I don’t need viagra to maintain an erection for over an hour. I don’t even have a refractionary period; I’ll just keep going until I am out of breath from physical exhaustion.

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• CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A perfectly normal and healthy guy doesn’t really need a boner pill to have sex for a hours unless you mean literally nonstop I guess, at least that’s my experience

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Depends on age. Most men , as they get older, aren’t able to get an erection as easily or have it last as long as they could in their early 20s. And certainly not at the same level of 16.

    I’m a woman. But this is what I’ve heard and also what I know about biology of reproductive system.

    It’s totally normal to change. It’s part of the body’s maturation. Nothing for men to worry about or think there is something wrong with them. There isn’t. Women’s bodys change too.

    Also I’m sure most men are grateful it doesn’t work like a 16 year olds their whole life.

    Imagine having to carry around a book or backpack all the time to hide an unwanted erection.

    Guys have told me these incidents were mortifying to them as teenagers.

    But if it’s any consolation, I actually didn’t know why boys were carrying their math textbooks in front of them when they went to the chalkboard until years later and I don’t recall any specific incidents.

    So don’t worry. Your female classmates were probably as oblivious as I was.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Guys have told me these incidents were mortifying to them as teenagers.

      Unintentional boners are the bane of being a teenage boy. There was one dude who did this elaborate “will you go to prom with me” in the middle of the lunch room and when she said “yes” he got a little too excited. We laughed but it’s more sympathetic laughter because it happens to everyone.

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Op im just glad you didn’t say this to the guy in picture

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why aren’t middle aged women like this -_-

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