wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours

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• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.

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  • abrake@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Plato, Republic, Book I, Cadmus’ speech:

    How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles⁠—are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many.

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  it’s because I won. If I do desire to, I’ll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Ah to be 18 and ovulating

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  • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

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• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Well, nothing isn’t stopping you already.

  It’s not actually the penis itself that’s doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It’s the brain circuitry behind it that’s making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn’t remove the drive and that’s why there are boner pills.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Interesting tip,

    heh

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• Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I felt this way about my sex drive until I transitioned, HRT killed the beast then brought it back perfected it like a gandalf the white

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you’ll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.

  PS: It was miserable ~12.

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• SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate

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    • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

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• pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
  OPs idea sounds neat though.

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I volunteer as tribute

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