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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  guess ill see yall in el salvador

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Good margaritas

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.

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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was either that or die of boredom

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I bet Bubba knows. Someone get Bill on the phone.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought bubba was a horse

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You don’t have a horse phone?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or at least hung like one

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the clit in his neckussy?

  Now deport me to Antarctica so I can be a penguin.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I not from usa, is this real news?

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  • Red0ctober@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The neck pussy is real, but she did not make any such statement. But maybe we can make this meme come true!

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can only hope her spirit will eventually realize that working with Trump is not her life purpose. :)

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She was a shithead Republican long before MAGA seduced her. This IS her life’s purpose

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And what she’ll go back to terrorizing villagers?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If we can’t ask … can we feel it then?

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  • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can’t find it either!

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Like he knows where a clit would be.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He knows from his grabbing em.

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    • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t have to know where the clit is to grab at a woman’s crotch.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can’t deport someone who’s not in your country.

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  • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instead they will import you and you have to suffer living in maerica

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So the movie Deep Throat was based on Trump all along?

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bubba reportedly sports a dogleg left, so I wonder if Trump had to approach at a particular angle to get the best throat insertion.

    Genital descriptions and gag reflex should be addressed in future presidential debates.

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Free vacation inbound

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  o7

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My hands are small and weak. I like neckussys.
  Fight my bodyguard.

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