I’m #1!
How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f05c7d79-3412-4758-847b-19b8cd04c546.png
Comments
robocall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Nice try, FBI.
tomi000@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
18
Fortatech@gregtech.eu 8 hours ago
18 at home, 20 when with homies
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
But with your socks still on, right?
Right?
VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
Depending on mood and temperature, 1 6 7 16 17 18
robocall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Huh, depending on my mood and the temperature, I’d say I’m a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
20
liran@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
leaves the girls belted in
If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If I’m ever in a relationship again
I could learn from that optimism.
Suru@mander.xyz 1 day ago
I was definitely 14 or 15 when breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
My wife says it’s uncomfortable not having yhem belted in
Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 hours ago
Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sometimes you get tired!
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
My Girlfriend does. None of my exes do. Seems to be a.preference by woman really
nudi@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
20 baybeee
PetteriPano@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.
Now it’s 17.
king_comrade@lemmy.world 44 minutes ago
Bro noo…
rollerbang@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
😳
victorz@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Now it’s 17.
Good…
Jerb322@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Usually 18, sometimes 3.
billwashere@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Same. Depends on the weather.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Usually shirt bad. Sometimes sensory issues make shirt superior to other random torso-fabric interactions.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Summertime 20
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Risky click of the day.
Do it, folks, click it. Cliiiiick!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’m sorry the internet has instilled link-clicking fear into you. I do not post risky links. I am not a wild person.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?
robocall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Where does the celery go?
RBWells@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
- Occasionally 9. I can’t imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
Dicska@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I wouldn’t sleep with a bra, either. It’s just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I’m a cis male, though.
RBWells@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Seems bad for circulation too.
FatVegan@leminal.space 10 hours ago
The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven’t met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture
BreadOven@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 3 hours ago
Depends on if I had sex or not. I’m not putting them back on after, but I also don’t really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.
Gladaed@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Ai generated garbage or why do the bh look different every time?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 hours ago
It’s a pretty old image
Gladaed@feddit.org 5 hours ago
You might be right. I expected this to be am unfaithful ai reproduction. Didn’t remember the artist was crazy
entwine@programming.dev 9 hours ago
Damn, good catch. The others are all slightly different too
victorz@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Hand-drawn, right?
Right?
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
20 at home, 18 when away.
Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
15, (I’m a dude)
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
68
robocall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
why not 67 or 69?
noxypaws@pawb.social 8 hours ago
20
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
My life progression so far.
- 3
- 18
- 20
- 2
BigBenis@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
47 Six pack is back.
Dayum, good for you!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I’m sixty.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
10 is unhinged
Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 hours ago
The Donald Duck
atomicorange@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You gotta let it get some air
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
3 9 19 depending on the weather? Does everybody else stay consistent due to climate control?
BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 minute ago
Stay 20 and layer appropriately
H3mp79@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Twenny all night erry night
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 day ago
20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?
Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
17, always.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
daannii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Most women don’t sleep in bras. Or as I call them “titty jail”.
billwashere@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
daannii@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.
I don’t know how we learn this. But it’s just something we figure out and perfect at some point.
AlexCory21@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
19