Don't put it in a crazy

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• phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Try telling that to my other personality (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But the rest of your life after that is a nightmare.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    only if your date know.where you live. Otherwise just block their ass.

    That’s why you never tell people where you live until you go camping with them, or watch them build furniture with instructions

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    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’re good at stalking then all you really need is a full name and a rough age range to get the rest.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bonus, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow

  Or ever again.

  You’re never leaving.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sticking your dick in crazy will make your life interesting.

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• 299792458ms@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They will never leave you alone. Don’t use your real identity, phone number etc…

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there anyone here who has actually gone on a “Tinder” date? What was it like?

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  • TRBoom@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve done maybe a dozen or so?

    It’s just a normal date, but you’re trying to get a feel for the person to see if there is any chemistry for the first time.

    I’ve had dates where the next day the lady ghosts me. I’ve had dates where the next day the lady says she wants to have my baby. I’ve had dates where we both kinda mutually thing that a second date isn’t in gonna happen.

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  • sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    went home and never heard from her again.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The last few ladies in my life have been met on Tinder. Where else are you going to meet people? Work? Gonna be fun if there’s a breakup. Gym? Doubt the pretty girl with the nice yoga pants wants people approaching her. For a long while I was a regular at a bar but I “only” made a load of friends there.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s lots of different neurodivergence and not all of them are scary crazy

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is true, however, if their bathroom looks like that and they act like that’s a completely normal way for a bathroom to look, you should probably be cautious at the very minimum.

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    • faktotum@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That seems a little presumptuous.

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• BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looking at my dating history… yeah, that tracks.

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• d00phy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess there can be at least one upside to sticking your dick in crazy. Or, I guess, letting crazy stick its dick in you.

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• Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Monkey’s paw moment: they’re for STIs rather than mental disorders.

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