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Don't put it in a crazy

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨pettend@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…

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    • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Try telling that to my other personality (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But the rest of your life after that is a nightmare.

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      only if your date know.where you live. Otherwise just block their ass.

      That’s why you never tell people where you live until you go camping with them, or watch them build furniture with instructions

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      • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you’re good at stalking then all you really need is a full name and a rough age range to get the rest.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bonus, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow

    Or ever again.

    You’re never leaving.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sticking your dick in crazy will make your life interesting.

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  • 299792458ms@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They will never leave you alone. Don’t use your real identity, phone number etc…

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s lots of different neurodivergence and not all of them are scary crazy

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    • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is true, however, if their bathroom looks like that and they act like that’s a completely normal way for a bathroom to look, you should probably be cautious at the very minimum.

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      • faktotum@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That seems a little presumptuous.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is there anyone here who has actually gone on a “Tinder” date? What was it like?

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    • TRBoom@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve done maybe a dozen or so?

      It’s just a normal date, but you’re trying to get a feel for the person to see if there is any chemistry for the first time.

      I’ve had dates where the next day the lady ghosts me. I’ve had dates where the next day the lady says she wants to have my baby. I’ve had dates where we both kinda mutually thing that a second date isn’t in gonna happen.

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    • sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      went home and never heard from her again.

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The last few ladies in my life have been met on Tinder. Where else are you going to meet people? Work? Gonna be fun if there’s a breakup. Gym? Doubt the pretty girl with the nice yoga pants wants people approaching her. For a long while I was a regular at a bar but I “only” made a load of friends there.

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  • BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looking at my dating history… yeah, that tracks.

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  • d00phy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess there can be at least one upside to sticking your dick in crazy. Or, I guess, letting crazy stick its dick in you.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Monkey’s paw moment: they’re for STIs rather than mental disorders.

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