This is what is wrong with modern society. I take a train downtown and no inner city kid is worshiping the sun. Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
Since this is shitpost
So why did we stop worshiping the sun?
Submitted 5 days ago by InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This guy gets it!
queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Yeah it’s like, dude? The Sun is real.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
We really could use a little George Carlin right about now… And Joe Pesci, just to be safe.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Damn dude, you made me think Joe Pesci was dead. Still kicking at 81 years of age.
mvirts@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What do you mean? We’ve begun the greatest construction of sun obelisks in the history of humankind? There everywhere, people come knocking on your door wanting to mount them on your roof for free.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Even though it gives us cancer! ( The sun not the panels).
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
God’s existence: No physical proof
Sun’s existence: Just look up
this is why y’all should praise the sun
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Instructions unclear, now blind because I didn’t have a “look away from sun” step to follow.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
We never stopped.
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Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
praise the sun
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Is it still the sun or merely a flaming ball of gas illuminating the world?
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 5 days ago
It’s not gas, you silly fuck, it’s a miasma of incandescent plasma.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I say it’s a miasma of incandescent plasma of peace, you chowderhead (ง’̀-'́)ง
samus12345@lemm.ee 4 days ago
YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
What’s next, Pluto not being a planet?
djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 days ago
It only stops being magical if you let cynicism win.
timewarp@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Without the sun we’d all be dead. I also hate cold weather & feel so much better with some sunshine. I’m surprised we don’t have more people that pray & give thanks to the sun.
dumbass@leminal.space 5 days ago
Because people like me are praying for cold rainy weather and I think there’s more of us.
samus12345@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
See this is part of why I’m an atheist. I refuse to believe any God exists that’s dumber than Gary Gygax.
polle@feddit.org 5 days ago
Because it would make sense and religion isn’t about that.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Shuddup Sun! The world does not revolve around you!
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Because melanoma
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 days ago
If the sun accepted your prayer as worthy you would be spared.
Allonzee@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Has it tried threatening potential converts?
Works gangbusters for for the most popular religions.
Hell, they usually steal your defining characteristic to threaten followers with: 🔥🔥🔥.
Hackworth@lemmy.world 4 days ago
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Love me some Sunshine!
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
We wouldn’t exist without the sun. It provides the energy we need to grow our food, and even to power our technology. Its existence is blatantly obvious. It answers prayers at about the same 50% rate as any other god. Just looking directly at the thing can harm you.
If I had to worship something, it’s certainly a very practical option.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
The sun forced me to pay rent!
jimmy90@lemmy.world 4 days ago
i have been to stone henge for the winter solstice
i did my part
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Probably burning us all to death.
sol6_vi@lemmy.world 4 days ago
\o/ praise the sun \o/
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 5 days ago
A good solar flare/EMP or six ought to do it. Right back to the stone ages
phorq@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.