When I was younger I loved tech and everything related to computers. Now I am nearly 30, and I hate tech more each day. Not only it’s a waste of time, it becomes worse and less user friendly every year.
I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen.
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Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 year ago
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I’m older than you but otherwise the same. Seems like everything is going in the wrong direction thanks to corpos trying to wring as much money as possible out of it rather than making it as useful to people as possible.
hobovision@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Buy 3 bicycles! 1st an electric commuter/cargo bike so you can run errands without a car. 2nd a road/hybrid bike for fun and exercise on paved paths. 3rd a mountain bike so you can enjoy more nature. (an eMTB if they’re allowed on your local trails can combine all 3 bikes if you want)
reboot6675@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I feel you. And I work in tech (maybe you do too, idk). Point is, I’d need a bicycle AND a career change…
drathvedro@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Just don’t make the mistake I’ve did at buying an electric bicycle. The controllers for the engines are mostly proprietary barely sewn together noname pieces of garbage, that you’d need some bullshit adapters and obscure software to flash settings in.
Also don’t dig yourself too deep into cycling. There are good quality bicycles at a cost of a motorcycle or even a used car, and then there’s aliexpress specials made of whatever was lying around, but there are very few in-between options. I’d suggest just getting the latter and throwing it out when it breaks or you get bored.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ok boomer 😂
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Send this to the guy with blue aliens comic.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nathan W Pyle. That’s my first thought as well
Antiproton@programming.dev 1 year ago
Right, and for some reason replacing “screen” with “paper” makes it somehow not a problem?
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 year ago
[deleted]rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 year ago
So is the ink on paper if you eat too much of it.
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Are they? Most studies I have read on that matter are… not good science, to put on nice words.
MrMxyztplk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, welll… so is smoking an 8 ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that’s how long it takes.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Strange planet vibration
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?
BluesF@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hisssss! Get away with your poison words! Leave me to my tippy tapping at my special clickety clackety keyboard!
Katzastrophe@feddit.org 1 year ago
Yes, but how will I become a furry in tech otherwise
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
Become a network admin and you can stare at blinking lights instead.
alnitak@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a balance :)
Hackworth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, but most of them involve constant interaction with people that have forgotten how to interact with people.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer
I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trust me, we got screens there too now.
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And the more control you have over the work the more screen time you get. My family has a lot of contractors, and my dad left that to work trades for the government. Before my dad died he spent most of his day on his computer, even though it was his least favorite part, but he was the head of his department. My contractor uncles all spend hours a day on screens, calls, orders, book keeping, meetings, drafting, reading specifications, reading contracts, etc., now that they are the head of businesses that have younger people doing most of the physical work.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My job involves utilizing a screen all day, but I actually only tend to frequently glance up at it and don’t spend a lot of time staring directly at it. I use voice dictation software for my job so I just do quick checks that it’s working and I’m on the right screen essentially. Most of my work is with my hands and it can be pretty neat! There are a lot of kinds of jobs out there!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes but you get board hanging on the back of garbage truck so you take a screen with you.
Miphera@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I enjoyed looking at this on my small screen while listening to something playing on my big screen.
loutr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
(If you haven’t seen Severance yet, get on your big screen and watch it now, you won’t regret it)
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope season 2 is good
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, because doing accounting on paper is the same as reading a book. And listening to your boss is the same as listening to your friends.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And rope bondage play with the wife is the same as tying down loads of sheet metal on the back of delivery truck.
What?
phorq@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!
underKap@lemm.ee 1 year ago
lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
20241104_165722 You may start with me
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Total: 46 hrs, 45 min Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day
After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:
Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes Average: 3hrs, 31 minutes per day
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What happened on Wednesday?
Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Wow that’s a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I’m doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn’t work it out nicely like yours.
underKap@lemm.ee 1 year ago
woaah look at this score, i don’t know the average, but im sure it’s above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow how did you manage to reach almost 13 hours for a lot of those days? I consider myself chronically online, but my highest this week was just over 6 hours lol.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 year ago
underKap@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Dont feel ashamed my comrade screen time is screen time, and yours sucks as well, like all of us
riot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')
n3cr0@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don’t have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h
that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Real life is fucking depressing
Linktank@lemmy.today 1 year ago
That marriage is DOOMED.
Vespair@lemm.ee 1 year ago
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Im14andthisisdeep ass post
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Reads like straight out of Fahrenheit 451.
96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 1 year ago
As a psychiatric nurse, during my work day I watch my screen for about 1 out of 8 hours. When I come home I like to spend some time behind the screen. I sometimes wonder if it is necessary that so many people work behind screens. Shouldn’t we get more people to work as nurses, teachers but also craftsman, handyman, etc. This may sound as a naive and romantic thought, and I’m sure a lot of the work behind screens is extremely useful and efficient. But still I wonder if we haven’t somehow lost focus of what’s important.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Boomer humor
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Boomer jokes suck
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
iScreen*
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
such is the pixellated world we live in
essell@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe the screen itself isn’t the point then?
Did people who had to write things for a living ever enjoy books when they got home?
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That is deeply amusing. It’s the same instinct…
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
paper decomposes faster than plastic and actually feeds the earth