When I was younger I loved tech and everything related to computers. Now I am nearly 30, and I hate tech more each day. Not only it’s a waste of time, it becomes worse and less user friendly every year.
I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen.
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Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I’m older than you but otherwise the same. Seems like everything is going in the wrong direction thanks to corpos trying to wring as much money as possible out of it rather than making it as useful to people as possible.
hobovision@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Buy 3 bicycles! 1st an electric commuter/cargo bike so you can run errands without a car. 2nd a road/hybrid bike for fun and exercise on paved paths. 3rd a mountain bike so you can enjoy more nature. (an eMTB if they’re allowed on your local trails can combine all 3 bikes if you want)
reboot6675@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I feel you. And I work in tech (maybe you do too, idk). Point is, I’d need a bicycle AND a career change…
drathvedro@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Just don’t make the mistake I’ve did at buying an electric bicycle. The controllers for the engines are mostly proprietary barely sewn together noname pieces of garbage, that you’d need some bullshit adapters and obscure software to flash settings in.
Also don’t dig yourself too deep into cycling. There are good quality bicycles at a cost of a motorcycle or even a used car, and then there’s aliexpress specials made of whatever was lying around, but there are very few in-between options. I’d suggest just getting the latter and throwing it out when it breaks or you get bored.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok boomer 😂
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Send this to the guy with blue aliens comic.
Klear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nathan W Pyle. That’s my first thought as well
Antiproton@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Right, and for some reason replacing “screen” with “paper” makes it somehow not a problem?
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Screens are actually bad for our health…
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
So is the ink on paper if you eat too much of it.
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Are they? Most studies I have read on that matter are… not good science, to put on nice words.
MrMxyztplk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, welll… so is smoking an 8 ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that’s how long it takes.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Strange planet vibration
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?
BluesF@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hisssss! Get away with your poison words! Leave me to my tippy tapping at my special clickety clackety keyboard!
Katzastrophe@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yes, but how will I become a furry in tech otherwise
dan@upvote.au 2 weeks ago
Become a network admin and you can stare at blinking lights instead.
alnitak@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a balance :)
Hackworth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, but most of them involve constant interaction with people that have forgotten how to interact with people.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer
I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trust me, we got screens there too now.
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the more control you have over the work the more screen time you get. My family has a lot of contractors, and my dad left that to work trades for the government. Before my dad died he spent most of his day on his computer, even though it was his least favorite part, but he was the head of his department. My contractor uncles all spend hours a day on screens, calls, orders, book keeping, meetings, drafting, reading specifications, reading contracts, etc., now that they are the head of businesses that have younger people doing most of the physical work.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My job involves utilizing a screen all day, but I actually only tend to frequently glance up at it and don’t spend a lot of time staring directly at it. I use voice dictation software for my job so I just do quick checks that it’s working and I’m on the right screen essentially. Most of my work is with my hands and it can be pretty neat! There are a lot of kinds of jobs out there!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes but you get board hanging on the back of garbage truck so you take a screen with you.
Miphera@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I enjoyed looking at this on my small screen while listening to something playing on my big screen.
loutr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
(If you haven’t seen Severance yet, get on your big screen and watch it now, you won’t regret it)
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope season 2 is good
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, because doing accounting on paper is the same as reading a book. And listening to your boss is the same as listening to your friends.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And rope bondage play with the wife is the same as tying down loads of sheet metal on the back of delivery truck.
What?
phorq@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!
underKap@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
20241104_165722 You may start with me
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Total: 46 hrs, 45 min Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day
After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:
Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes Average: 3hrs, 31 minutes per day
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What happened on Wednesday?
Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wow that’s a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I’m doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn’t work it out nicely like yours.
underKap@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
woaah look at this score, i don’t know the average, but im sure it’s above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wow how did you manage to reach almost 13 hours for a lot of those days? I consider myself chronically online, but my highest this week was just over 6 hours lol.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
underKap@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Dont feel ashamed my comrade screen time is screen time, and yours sucks as well, like all of us
riot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')
n3cr0@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don’t have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h
that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Real life is fucking depressing
Linktank@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
That marriage is DOOMED.
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im14andthisisdeep ass post
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Reads like straight out of Fahrenheit 451.
96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
As a psychiatric nurse, during my work day I watch my screen for about 1 out of 8 hours. When I come home I like to spend some time behind the screen. I sometimes wonder if it is necessary that so many people work behind screens. Shouldn’t we get more people to work as nurses, teachers but also craftsman, handyman, etc. This may sound as a naive and romantic thought, and I’m sure a lot of the work behind screens is extremely useful and efficient. But still I wonder if we haven’t somehow lost focus of what’s important.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Boomer humor
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Boomer jokes suck
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
iScreen*
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
such is the pixellated world we live in
essell@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe the screen itself isn’t the point then?
Did people who had to write things for a living ever enjoy books when they got home?
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
That is deeply amusing. It’s the same instinct…
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
paper decomposes faster than plastic and actually feeds the earth