Anon takes their dog for a walk

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What kind of childhood did you have if you don’t know what grass tastes like.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He forgor

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?

    Like dog piss flavour.

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  • Frog@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers’ market.

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• itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t eat grass, the silicates in it will seriously fuck up your teeth

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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wtf it’s real… I wouldn’t have even considered that.

    Also apparently a plant based diet can cause a few tooth health issues, but with proper care it can be dealt with. TIL.

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• bluelion@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I’m grass.

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    • Benjaben@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your mom’s grass

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t that just a salad?

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only if it comes from the salad region of France.

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• BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.

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• phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon took a bait from a dog.

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly not the weirdest behavior you’d see in campus, and could almost be wholesome. Guy’s down on the ground interacting with his dog; what’s wrong with that? Also: it’s at night - could they see he was actually eating grass, or did it look like he was just playing with his dog?

  Also also: college campus… night… couple sitting on a bench… “sitting.” College couples never only sit on secluded benches in the dark. OP probably interrupted a handy.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or more likely they were just about to light a blunt and you crashed their favorite smoke spot.

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• jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Classic college behavior

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