Don’t eat grass, the silicates in it will seriously fuck up your teeth
Anon takes their dog for a walk
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
wtf it’s real… I wouldn’t have even considered that.
bluelion@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I’m grass.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Isn’t that just a salad?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only if it comes from the salad region of France.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.
phorq@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Anon took a bait from a dog.
sxan@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Honestly not the weirdest behavior you’d see in campus, and could almost be wholesome. Guy’s down on the ground interacting with his dog; what’s wrong with that? Also: it’s at night - could they see he was actually eating grass, or did it look like he was just playing with his dog?
Also also: college campus… night… couple sitting on a bench… “sitting.” College couples never only sit on secluded benches in the dark. OP probably interrupted a handy.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Or more likely they were just about to light a blunt and you crashed their favorite smoke spot.
jqubed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Classic college behavior
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What kind of childhood did you have if you don’t know what grass tastes like.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He forgor
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?
Like dog piss flavour.
Frog@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers’ market.