Submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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FYI: That is statistically not good for you or your boss. People who take lunches and breaks (even when forced to) are more productive than those who don’t (on average) enough to offset lost time.
Also you should check social media and connect with loved ones between tasks to maximize your morale and productivity.
I feel like the “no work” part is probably worse
I didn’t see that.
Tell that to retail. “Coverage” is more important than “work productivity”.
Am I alone in saying that the phrase “raw dogging” needs to die?
I don’t mind it, but I’m interested in hearing some alternative suggestions?
Full exposure experience.
Rare spammed
As God intended
How about “dry dogged”? Who wouldn’t want to be dry dogged?
Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.
I call ‘faked’:
I agree, except for hat indoors. I’m a software engineer and I wear a cap all the time. Literally whenever out the house.
Monitor stand on left monitor doesn’t line up
Logos on speakers are different sizes
What the hell is going on with that alligator figurine
Yeah lots of problems with this picture
I wear hats 99% of days, but I am going to be unemployed in a week so maybe you’re on to something. My near-perfect SATs might argue but it’s not an excellent argument.
The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.
What does “new PR” mean?
In programming, it’s a request to combine code. But if homie is rawdogging work with blank screens, I’m not following.
“new PR” -> new personal record
Personal Record.
Took me a minute too because I’m used to the term “PB” from speedrunning
Personal record
Should I tell you too?
Pirate detected! Dispatching FBI to your location!
Professional disassociation - like getting paid for my teenage years
When my boss is walking towards me
Sad David Graeber isn’t there anymore to analyze this level of bullshit job
Who else read this to the tune of SOAD’s sugar?
Is that Dom Dolla??
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Impressive that they were able to generate a pull request with blank screens.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably the MacBook sitting next to the ridiculous keyboard.
Even still… I’ve seen devs do it with equally blank stares.