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Can you beat the record?

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Impressive that they were able to generate a pull request with blank screens.

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    • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably the MacBook sitting next to the ridiculous keyboard.

      Even still… I’ve seen devs do it with equally blank stares.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FYI: That is statistically not good for you or your boss. People who take lunches and breaks (even when forced to) are more productive than those who don’t (on average) enough to offset lost time.

    Also you should check social media and connect with loved ones between tasks to maximize your morale and productivity.

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel like the “no work” part is probably worse

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      • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I didn’t see that.

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    • plz1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tell that to retail. “Coverage” is more important than “work productivity”.

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  • mkhopper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Am I alone in saying that the phrase “raw dogging” needs to die?

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t mind it, but I’m interested in hearing some alternative suggestions?

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      • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dry noodled

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      • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Full exposure experience.

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      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No cap

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      • innermeerkat@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Rare spammed

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      • datavoid@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As God intended

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    • seemefeelme@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How about “dry dogged”? Who wouldn’t want to be dry dogged?

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      • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I call ‘faked’:

    • left hand is weird
    • keyboard is weird
    • great big speakers on the desk
    • no one wears hats indoors and is smart enough for knowledge work
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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I agree, except for hat indoors. I’m a software engineer and I wear a cap all the time. Literally whenever out the house.

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    • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Monitor stand on left monitor doesn’t line up

      Logos on speakers are different sizes

      What the hell is going on with that alligator figurine

      Yeah lots of problems with this picture

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    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wear hats 99% of days, but I am going to be unemployed in a week so maybe you’re on to something. My near-perfect SATs might argue but it’s not an excellent argument.

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      • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        youtu.be/z4D0VMKeHjk

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What does “new PR” mean?

    In programming, it’s a request to combine code. But if homie is rawdogging work with blank screens, I’m not following.

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    • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “new PR” -> new personal record

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    • kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Personal Record.

      Took me a minute too because I’m used to the term “PB” from speedrunning

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    • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Personal record

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Should I tell you too?

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  • Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pirate detected! Dispatching FBI to your location!

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  • StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Professional disassociation - like getting paid for my teenage years

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  • NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When my boss is walking towards me

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sad David Graeber isn’t there anymore to analyze this level of bullshit job

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who else read this to the tune of SOAD’s sugar?

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  • turtlepower@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that Dom Dolla??

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