mkhopper

@mkhopper@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The rose-colored glasses you’re wearing must have really thick lenses.
  Anyone who thinks that this one act will change anything is out of their minds.

  Giant corporations exist to make money to satisfy the shareholders and pay those at the top exorbitant paychecks. They don’t give the first flying fuck about their employees or customers, and this one act isn’t going to change a damn thing.

  We all wish it will, but I’m sorry to say, but it won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I could think of a few Ministry tracks, but I’ll go with N.W.O.
  youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k?si=QIw2KiyEcSKGgKmf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I made the mistake of juicing raw potatoes once, figuring the other vegetable juices like beets and carrots would mask any of the potato flavor.

  Won’t ever do that again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny how surgeons don’t seem to have the problems this flyer describes.
  And I better not open this person’s closet and find a single scarf.

  How anyone can still believe this shit just confounds me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eclipse advice for those in their 40s and 50s.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not “Eclipse”, the last track from Dark Side. Just over two minutes, which will a little longer than the amount of time my area will have totality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Poster] Official poster for "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice"⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With this title, anyone else thinking that the producers already have a third movie in mind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the fuckgraph⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on which hand you use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare Employee records her final meeting where HR tries to fire her⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If anyone ever thinks differently, this video should convince you.
  If you work for a corporation, you are not a person with a name, you are a number. And that number is the amount of money given to you as pay and benefits.

  And when the corporation no longer likes your number, you can be unceremoniously shown the door, regardless of your past performance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG GEOLOGY⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone feel like an actual adult?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  All, the, fucking, time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh, beat me to it.
  We miss ya, George.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Rice milk not an option?
  Literally a waste of time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Live - 1988 - Starring Roddy Piper, Keith David and Meg Foster. Written and directed by John Carpenter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You? You’re all right.
  This one? Real fuckin’ ugly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read the dumpster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It could be in large red flashing neon and people will still ignore instructions like this.
  Even if the trash dumpster is a mere 50 feet away.

  People just don’t care. Once it’s out of their hands, no matter where it ends up, it’s someone else’s problem.

  One complex where I used to live, our trash dumpster was a full on compactor, very nicely concealed behind a small hill. Signs leading up would say, “No cardboard!” Signs plastered all over the machine, “No cardboard!” Yet, at least once, if not twice a week, the thing would be clogged because people would toss in boxes by the truckload. Not even broken down.
  Meanwhile, just around the corner, a specific dumpster meant for cardboard only that would take all of 10 more seconds to get to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Discussion] What is your go-to movie that you will never turn down?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Robocop, Trains, Planes and Automobiles, Dances with Wolves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Who the hell cuts pizza?
  Fold, eat.