Reading between the lines, single we throw Covid patients into volcanos?
BIG GEOLOGY
Submitted 9 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 months ago
somePotato@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They count those are covid deaths just to make trump look bad! /s
xantoxis@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn’t really be counted.
Wogi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They’ll have enough lava to last the rest of their lives!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Has this been tested yet? … or have they already tested it and haven’t told anyone?
ursakhiin@beehaw.org 9 months ago
And why are they hiding the truth?
Steve@startrek.website 9 months ago
Only if they refuse to be vaccinated…
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I’m pretty sure this is the basis of Scientology – throwing the unvaccinated into volcanoes so they can become force ghosts.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes, we single.
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 months ago
Autocorrect hates me.
They go back to words and rewrite them on iOS!
gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
How are your shits?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.
don@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh, look at Big Astronomy trying to tell me how I should practice Extinction Level Events.
Fuck you B.A., I’ll go extinct however I wanna!
nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 months ago
You can have a little extinction, as a treat.
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 9 months ago
I am confused? Suffer not the non-human to live
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You want Hulks? 'Cause that’s how you get Hulks.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Why are you still drinking it?.did you not shine a light up your bum? It should be one and done treatment, not ongoing. Do you even do your own research?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
My research confirms my hypothesis 100% of the time (if your doesn’t, you aint researching hard enough) and if 5g is still out there you should still drink the bleach.
metaStatic@kbin.social 9 months ago
They've played us for absolute fools
Wogi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is such bullshit. You can’t drink lava.
It’s really more like a soft taffy. You eat it. I eat lava all the time and I’m FINE. eat the lava kids
sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 9 months ago
technically lava can kill coronavirus
is this really a forbes article?
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It is really a Forbes article:
forbes.com/…/can-lava-kill-the-coronavirus-an-inv…
Apparently it came about after Trump suggested drinking bleach.
sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 9 months ago
the floor is lava, and coronavirus can’t touch it
xantoxis@lemmy.world 9 months ago
why is this forbes article written like the author’s brother in law suggested lava as a cure for covid and he rolled his eyes and went “Now I gotta debunk THIS shit.”
CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 9 months ago
The solution here is obvious. Molten lava N95 masks - perfect for cold weather!
mkhopper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Plastic is bad for the environment and our bodies anyway.
Kase@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You can’t stop me from trying
jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 9 months ago
otp@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Yup. And to complement this, gotta love when people react to the side effects of water!
Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 9 months ago
I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!
crsu@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Big geology? You mean Dominos pizza?
gearheart@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I thought the media said to drink chlorine to fight coronavirus. 😅
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
It’s a conspiracy by Big Rock.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Well, if you were to pour molten tungsten into the lava, the lava would freeze the tungsten. Really useless, but I love this fact.
MrPloppy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just a little sip.
plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Relevant XKCD
don@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?
XKCD’s not being very helpful.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If we just go around shooting cancer cells, we’ll end up with bullet-resistant super-cancers.
Icalasari@kbin.social 9 months ago
Blank probably would work. Those can still kill at point blank
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I don’t know of any handguns small enough to fit into a petri dish. The handgun must be loaded and fired at the petri dish. A large caliber will be easier to aim since it would decrease the need for accuracy. Close range is a better distance. Shotguns and machine guns would do an even better job, rifles are fine. A sword decreases the likelihood of destroying a virus because of its low energy. Standing on a chair while wearing a lab coat makes you look cooler. Two hands can be used to aim the gun if it helps you. The handgun will not fire with the safety on, thus decreasing the probability of destroying the virus.