Anon meets a sugar daddy.
Anon is unpopular in high school
Submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
j4k3@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Egg roll meets sweet and sour sauce.
echodot@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Think part of the problem is that this emotionally immature individual things that been 15 and a virgin is a bad thing.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It is when you’re 15 and surrounded by other 15 year olds who think it’s a bad thing.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Right, peer pressure is a helluva drug
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why the fuck are you not doing PE because of Pre SAT? Since when is a college placement exam an exemption from Physical Education? Am I missing something?
phorq@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
It was probably on a Friday and testing probably was happening Saturday morning and they were busy setting up the gym with tables for check-in or possibly desks for testing directly in the large room rather than individual classrooms. Most schools don’t have an abundance of large spaces and one has to be sacrificed.
Flatfire@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Schools in the US have tests on Saturdays? We don’t really have an equivalent to SATs here in Canada, but I figured it was just a summary exam or something you took like anything else.
djsoren19@yiffit.net 6 months ago
Fake and gay! This is definitely the start to some steamy yaoi fic on OP’s desktop.
spacecadet@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This is the start of some weird fantasy isn’t it?
phantomc137@lemmy.world 6 months ago
this is my wife
Slovene@feddit.nl 6 months ago
There are many like her, but this one is mine.
Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
this is an ad
basmati@lemmus.org 6 months ago
If some weird ass marketing intern at Kraft managed to get funding to advertise on 4chan, or lemmy via 4chan through a screenshot, then said marketing intern deserves our attention and respect. If all ads were like this I wouldn’t have had ad blockers on all my devices for the last twenty years.
Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
maybe, but theres a logo for a large brand prominently displayed and the greentext reads like the screenplay for a 90s tv commercial.
It might not have been created specifically to be an ad, but it does all the things an ad does.
pigup@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Don’t worry scro’! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives.”
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There are popular kids with souls.
PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Honestly, it was never the popular kids who I had trouble with in school. They were mostly cordial fellows.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah the popular kids were always perfectly pleasant. Once I got attractive and learned how to act they interacted with me more, but even before then they weren’t mean.
It was the fellow losers who bullied me. Looking back it’s honestly amusing how much it wasn’t about nerds vs jocks or anything like that. The biggest social division aside from minor cliquiness based on interests was who was pleasant to be around vs who wasn’t. Though attractiveness really did help as I learned.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 months ago
Literally everyone has a soul, stop feeding into this false dichotomy of popular kids versus nerds.
wormer@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Popular people in my experience are genuinely nice people, which makes sense because who doesn’t want to know more nice people
saltesc@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Chad” is really making a come back. Or has it been so long now the younger gen is picking it up?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 months ago
It’s been a thing for quite a while.
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Given the shit I saw in school, I’m surprised it wasn’t a trick. Gotta go with fake.
echodot@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Also gay, chad like him
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Ehh I was pretty uncool in high school but a couple of the popular girls seemed to honestly try to extend olive branches towards me multiple times
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I went to school with some pretty terrible people that did some horrendous shit without cause. Honestly, the fact they are in society is pretty concerning.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
yeah i got out of that mess and went to work without looking back
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Where are the other kids getting tampons to throw at him?
basmati@lemmus.org 6 months ago
Median age in the US for losing virginity is 18.4, while 15 is young, around 10-15% of surveyed populations consistently have lost their virginity by 15. That being said public school culture is to claim you banged some foreign chick at camp at 13 to brag so 15 year olds that don’t lie might be confused.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 months ago
I learned way too quickly who the posers were and who wasn’t after I started messing around with a girl in highschool. It was very eye opening realizing that very few of my classmates had gotten anywhere near even just a romantic/sexual connection with someone of their preferred gender
echodot@feddit.uk 6 months ago
When do kids in the US go to university, because I would have thought that would be the main time for it. Away from your parents for the first time, eventually having your own accommodation for the first time.
Although maybe the front in the US drinking isn’t allowed until 21 would have some effect because I’m pretty sure that alcohol was initially what made me so attractive.
humblebun@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Virgin-chad dialectic. The meaning is stripped from this word
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
ia it even legal not to.be avjrgin at 15
Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
In most places, yeah
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
13 appears to be the youngest, as long as the older partner is within a certain age range to the younger.
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