Every place gotta have the cuck booth

Comments

• Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I know this restaurant. For some reason I wanna say 90s Taco Bell or McDonald’s

  source
• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t tell me its for wheelchairs I don’t like hearing the truth. Its a sim card and that’s that

  source

  • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The fabled MegaSD card

    source

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The tabled MegaSD card…

      source
  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shape of the table is wrong for that. Usually these things happen as an architectural oddity. There isn’t room there for a full bench, so they made it work.

    source
  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think it’s for wheelchairs. If it was, the corner of the table wouldn’t be cut off. I mean, where would that person put their food? I think it’s probably to get more room to maneuver between tables.

    source

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They should be happy to have a place to si… uh, park. Now they also want food?!

      source
• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

  source

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Normies : it’s for my child or friend with limited mobility

    Internet : CuCk TaBlE

    source

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Its cuck booth, good sir. I would never make a cuck table joke, thats beneath me

      source

      • -> View More Comments
    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ooh, it’s a wedge table.

      source
  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    *Wife’s son

    source

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, he is my son too

      source

      • -> View More Comments
  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ew

    source
  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Really? I can only think this exists because they need space for a walkway.

    source
• belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hurra, de cuckstoel is nog vrij

  source
• jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is perfect for dinner with my wife and kid.

  source
• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yess de cuckstoel us nog vrij

  source
• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cuck

  “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  source
• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve got a boring engineer friend who’d probably benefit from having a wingman along for an awkward date. I support the three-person date!

  source

  • lemonmelon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Misread this as “Boeing engineer friend” and immediately thought they’d probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

    source

    • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or a door man

      source
  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    rent a wingman!

    source
• kamen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Phrased like that it begs me to ask: is that a table just for the third wheel?

  source
• mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Roy is that you?

  source