Every place gotta have the cuck booth

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t tell me its for wheelchairs I don’t like hearing the truth. Its a sim card and that’s that

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  • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fabled MegaSD card

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The tabled MegaSD card…

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think it’s for wheelchairs. If it was, the corner of the table wouldn’t be cut off. I mean, where would that person put their food? I think it’s probably to get more room to maneuver between tables.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They should be happy to have a place to si… uh, park. Now they also want food?!

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shape of the table is wrong for that. Usually these things happen as an architectural oddity. There isn’t room there for a full bench, so they made it work.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Normies : it’s for my child or friend with limited mobility

    Internet : CuCk TaBlE

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its cuck booth, good sir. I would never make a cuck table joke, thats beneath me

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ooh, it’s a wedge table.

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Wife’s son

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, he is my son too

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really? I can only think this exists because they need space for a walkway.

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ew

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• belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hurra, de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yess de cuckstoel us nog vrij

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve got a boring engineer friend who’d probably benefit from having a wingman along for an awkward date. I support the three-person date!

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  • lemonmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Misread this as “Boeing engineer friend” and immediately thought they’d probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

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    • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or a door man

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    rent a wingman!

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• jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is perfect for dinner with my wife and kid.

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• Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is for wheel chairs you roll up at an angle, easier then trying to part parallel to the bench next to it. Not that unique. Saw the same meme with a different restaurant a while agoImage

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• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cuck

  “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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• Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know this restaurant. For some reason I wanna say 90s Taco Bell or McDonald’s

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• mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Roy is that you?

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• kamen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Phrased like that it begs me to ask: is that a table just for the third wheel?

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