CeruleanRuin
@CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
- Comment on Halloween Botany 4 weeks ago:
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
- Comment on Climate change 1 month ago:
They already own a second or third house in a mountain state so they can ski in the winter. They’re already pre-migrated.
- Comment on Oxygen 1 month ago:
It’s a GOD, stupid. It can do whatever it wants.
- Comment on Cucumber 🥒 2 months ago:
And there is some green coloration on it, indicating the dildo was once painted to look like a cucumber. Derek Smalls gets it.
- Comment on Pavlov 2 months ago:
If I start to salivate in sympathetic parallel to the imagined hungry dogs, does that count?
- Comment on Pavlov 2 months ago:
And then I start to drool!
- Comment on "The Crow" Reboot Hits PVOD Next Week 2 months ago:
Would explain an awful lot about the state of cinema lately.
- Comment on "The Crow" Reboot Hits PVOD Next Week 2 months ago:
Now that one I will watch, because it’s bound to be fascinating regardless of how bad it is.
- Comment on Blood Meal 2 months ago:
Tumblr goths, ffs.
- Comment on Clueless about Biology 2 months ago:
My headcanon is that he tried the more technical and correct explanation, but most people he told it to started to go a bit glassy-eyed during that part, so he simplified his pitch.
- Comment on Clueless about Biology 2 months ago:
The batteries things was also Morpheus’s explanation, and not necessarily a definitive fact of the fictive universe. Morpheus could have been talking out of his ass, or deliberately over-simplifying for the benefit of Neo, who he knew was kind of a dumbass.
- Comment on Clueless about Biology 2 months ago:
Why?
- Comment on Clueless about Biology 2 months ago:
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 months ago:
I assume that this thought experiment posits a space filled with the same average density of particles found at ground level on Earth. Obviously such a thing is nonsensical, but it serves to illuminate one aspect of the raw power of the Sun that we ignore, because we’re insulated from it by 93 million miles of vacuum.
- Comment on Explosions in the Sky 2 months ago:
Saganumenousness.
- Comment on NIGHTB*TCH | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures 2 months ago:
Find a better instance.
- Comment on Anon tries to flirt 2 months ago:
Because of the implication.
- Comment on Anon tries to flirt 2 months ago:
If you use language like “beta” unironically, you may already be a beta.
- Comment on Has there been a depiction of fast food on a space station? 2 months ago:
There a vending machine on the Mars base in For All Mankind.
- Comment on Moss 2 months ago:
It always staggers me when I remember that for roughly sixty million years during the Carboniferous Period, there were trees but no microorganisms capable of decomposing them.
Just sixty million years of branches falling off and trees falling down and… just sitting there on the ground, not rotting at all.
- Comment on Nintendo officially places Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom outside series' established timeline 2 months ago:
Headline is misleading. There is no canon timeline and never has been, regardless of what officially-licensed book it was published in.
The game designers have said many times that they don’t take any sort of timeline into account when designing a new Zelda game. They nail down the mechanics, and the story comes next, and if it happens to match up thematically in relation to another game, that’s just a bonus.
- Comment on You almost had it! You almost had it! 2 months ago:
ChatGPT can’t count. Try to get it to compose haikus consistently. It can’t do it.
- Comment on Sonic The Hedgehog, also known as bad comic book movies enemy number one 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on lolirl 2 months ago:
Let’s just say she wanted to be lickenpooper.
- Comment on I hate people like this 2 months ago:
If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means “Lol, you’re getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch.”
- Comment on Is The Conversation by Francis Ford Copalla worth watching? 2 months ago:
YES. Brilliant film. I rank it above Apocalypse Now in his ouvre.
- Comment on Why do boomers hate squirrels so much? 2 months ago:
Every since one of them tore out half the insulation from my car hood and stuffed it in every corner of the engine compartment, I’ve had it out for them. Furry little obsessive compulsive weirdos.
- Comment on Curse of Knowledge 2 months ago:
Maybe he or someone he loves was molested by a duck.
- Comment on Interview: Doug Jones On His Surprise Star Trek: Discovery’ Evolution And Ideas For Saru On ‘Academy’ 2 months ago:
Idunno, old man McCoy in the TNG pilot was pretty memorable, as was Picard in the first episode of DS9. It’s a fun tradition.
- Comment on What's your favourite Star Trek theme? 2 months ago:
Lower Decks is the best one of all the post kelvin Treks, for sure, but that might be because it’s borrowing so heavily from TNG/TMP.