mortemtyrannis
@mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Dinner time 3 weeks ago:
Brilliant. Well done.
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
How much awareness of it’s existence do you think a bee has?
- Comment on Joy & Curiosity 5 weeks ago:
It’s annoying me because that commenter is using a diminutive to try and anthropomorphise a robot.
You can anthropomorphise it but at least have a basic understanding of the dimensions of the thing you’re trying to make cute.
- Comment on Joy & Curiosity 5 weeks ago:
Curiosity isn’t a little robot.
It’s the size of a small car…
- Comment on Can relate. 1 month ago:
I really have begun to believe that politicians should employ historians to give advice on certain political events by drawing comparisons to previous situations.
- Comment on 13 years ago, indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams made a weird as hell video about searching your teenager's room for drugs and guns. 1 month ago:
I’d like to meet the teenager in 2024 that can afford cocaine.
- Comment on c o e x i s t 1 month ago:
I can’t wait for Ghost of Sushi 2: Nigiri wa oishii desu
- Comment on Anon goes to dinner with coworkers 1 month ago:
There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.
- Comment on Can it get any more obvious 1 month ago:
I fucking hate Coldplay.
Guess I feel vindicated because I’ve never really listened to the lyrics.
- Comment on The mark 1 month ago:
Could it though?
- Comment on Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole 2 months ago:
This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 2 months ago:
Yeah I don’t know about the voracity of the statement ‘all cancer is toxin exposure’ you got a source to back that claim up?
- Comment on i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper 2 months ago:
They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.
- Comment on A Minecraft Movie | Teaser 2 months ago:
I’m not going to pay to see it but if the choice of the song magical mystery tour sets up the tone of the movie it could be a bit of fun.
Pretty sure kids will like it.
- Comment on I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story 2 months ago:
Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!
- Comment on Bumble 2 months ago:
Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.
That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.
- Comment on Bumble 2 months ago:
PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.
You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.
Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it.
“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.”
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 2 months ago:
The myth that you can go to jail and it’s free board and food is exactly that, a myth.
You’ll pay for it one way or another.
It’s peddled by conservatives who think that jail is some kind of walk in the park. Sure there are nicer prisons but it’s still prison. No one really prefers it to being out on the street.
- Comment on Ah sweet! 3 months ago:
Hate to break it to you, you’ve been drinking water made from something’s shit for as long as you’ve been alive.
- Comment on I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces 3 months ago:
Ahhh they are inextricably linked to a previous partner and you’re expected to become a parental figure if the relationship goes anywhere serious.
Some people (like me) really don’t want an instant family.
I take my hat off to those who don’t have kids but date parents; they are better people than I.
- Comment on Hugh Jackman as The Wolverine 2000 vs 2024 3 months ago:
lol do the people downvoting you think he’s natural?
- Comment on Trolls Used Her Face to Make Fake Porn. There Was Nothing She Could Do. Sabrina Javellana was a rising star in local politics — until deepfakes derailed her life. 3 months ago:
“She didn’t think this happened to everyday people”
Look, disgusting what happened to her but she’s in politics in her early 20’s. This is the type of thing you’re going to have to put up with and is hardly unexpected unless she lives under a rock.
Politics is disgusting and it’s a good chance her political rivals were behind this.
The pictures aren’t you though and for anyone that matters they’ll realise that. In any case, why is it the worse thing in the world to have a naked picture on the internet?
American puritanical culture is insane and women who give this exact reaction are not helping.
They thought they could shame me into silence but I will not be distracted from X policy issue or feel ashamed about any women’s body who has been illegally used for this purpose. Clearly my political opponents are scared because if they had an actual argument against my policies they’d say so without resorting to anonymous attacks on the internet. They are cowards.
Is a far more compelling and empowering argument than “‘anonymous people on the internet said bad things about me and doctored some images’ - I’m a politician feel bad for me.”
- Comment on No Man's Sky Worlds Part I Update Trailer 4 months ago:
Stardew Valley
Valheim
Dota 2
- Comment on Loyalty 4 months ago:
The good ol Carolina Mop and Slop.
That’s not a euphemism.
- Comment on Is my girlfriend gaslighting me? 4 months ago:
One of many reasons; people are shift workers and keep different hours and don’t want to disturb each others sleep when alarms go off/they get out of bed.
- Comment on To all you outside of the US... 4 months ago:
lol at thinking Americans are mostly centrists…
- Comment on But who is fundamentally I'm in the wrong here? 5 months ago:
This is a work of art.
- Comment on Introducing Apple Intelligence, the personal intelligence system 5 months ago:
Interesting integration of ChatGPT, seems like a capitulation on Apples behalf.
- Comment on Yup 5 months ago:
A Hearthstone reference?
- Comment on Riding in style 5 months ago:
VW Passats are general purpose, highway patrol in my state use BMWs and Chryslers