I officially have no idea what’s going on…
Am I out of touch?.. No, it’s the young who are wrong!
Submitted 2 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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I officially have no idea what’s going on…
Am I out of touch?.. No, it’s the young who are wrong!
I’ll beam you down, miles.
The girl in the picture is Haliey Welch, she went viral a while back as an interviewee on a program where girls were asked about their secrets on getting a man crazy during sex.
Her answer was “You gotta give 'em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang,”. ‘hawk tuah’ bring an onomatopoeia for reeling back up spit from the back of ones throat and then spitting it out, suggesting her secret was spitting on the member of the opposite sex. This bit went viral.
She rode that fifteen seconds of Fame out on Instagram, becoming rich with being the ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl.
Now she’s shilling for Tesla
Honestly can’t blame her. It’s better than having to do a real job and not be rich.
So have they confirmed whether the Tesla robots will spit on my penis? That seems to be what they’re hinting at?
I don’t see the hate, am I missing something? She got lucky and decided to make a career out of it instead of her boring job that she probably hated. I don’t really get her content so I just ignore it. Don’t see why there is so much hate assuming she isn’t some Nazi or something.
For me it’s not about her it’s just an annoying and unfunny meme.
I saw a lot of people complaining about her and how she got famous. Not here specifically but in general.
This would have garnered a sensible chuckle showing up on my feed 10 years ago.
Now its a reminder of how fucking manufactured and over-promoted whatever the trending meme on X The Everything App ends up being. Reminds me of the “Pieces of Flare” bit from Office Space.
Why tf are you on X?
I’m not. OP’s screenshot is from The Dead Bird Site.
Twittuah
Piss boy McGee
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I spend years getting a degree and working my ass off to get into a job i’ll work for the rest of my life, just to afford a slightly comfortable existence. This girl says some dumb redneck shit for 5 seconds and is set for life.
We live in a society. Bottom text.
Oneser@lemm.ee 2 months ago
To be fair, this is pretty much the story of any right wing politician too… at least this girl (arguably) didn’t ruin the lives of millions.
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Don’t question The Economy. There is no better way to make decisions about wealth allocation. This is the most efficient and fair way. Repeat after me.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 months ago
“the invisible hand”
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You mean this girl? Image
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Would you like to be known as the chick who “spits on dicks” or as a the guy who “sticks a thumb up the butt” if it meant you’re set for life? I think you’re viewing the “set for life” part but you’re forgetting that you’re also setting a moniker for life. She can do whatever she wants with the rest of her life but all people will remember is hawk tuah and that will be so for the rest of her life.
I don’t know about you but I’d rather take my otherwise irrelevant existence rather than have my entire being distilled down to a single thing I did.
whats_all_this_then@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Honestly…I’d take it if it set me up for life. Realistically, 99.9% of the people who can’t see past the moniker would never have mattered to me anyway and as for the stuff about your life being distilled to just that, who gives a flying fuck as long as you make sure you’re good with the life you lived and do right by the people you actually care about and that care about you. Besides “for life” in 2024 means “a year of being inactive, max”.
With that being said, someone in this thread said this is a symptom of a diseased society and I think they’re onto something.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, she’s also pretty attractive so she’s got a 1-up right there
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Any woman with attractive appearance, no matter how crazy/stupid, is set for life, envying this is meaningless