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The Joker

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”

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    • OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had never realized how much Halle Berry looks like Zoolander till I saw the third picture.

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      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What is this, a cave for bats?

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    • HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Julie Newmar 😍😍😍

      … I would’ve made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.

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      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I discovered Batman as a kid watching Adam West reruns. She’s amazing and remains one of my favorite versions. She came back in the role about ten years ago in two 60s theme animated movies with West and Ward and they’re worth the watch.

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    • flawed_human@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      bats only have time for his one true love joker

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  • joyjoy@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s crazy.

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    • Klear@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But is he stupid?

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      • joyjoy@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When it comes to fighting batman? No.

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      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He jorkle.

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    • flawed_human@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      are you sure ?

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Video games are so thirsty now.

    At least leave some mysterious triangles!

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Did you hear about the nude code? It works, my cousin told me about it.

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  • Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This implies that Batman’s ass much be so much better, right?

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  • banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even The Joker knows not to stick his dick in crazy.

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  • FellowHuman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.

    After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get’s a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.

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    • joyjoy@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he’s the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

      Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In Batman TAS episode “Almost Got Him” Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.

        Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.

        Joker looks at Penguin. “They used to date.”

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      youtu.be/NjGE5UFbW1Y

      close enough?

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Joker doesn’t chase Bats.

    Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.

    Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No one’s gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s either ‘shilling’ or ‘selling.’

        This is ‘shelling.’

        https://youtu.be/w869BWTJuh8

        You’re welcome

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Chill. I bet he’d send you a free chapter or two if you just asked nicely.

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  • Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

    Follow your bliss, kings

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?

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  • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe he isn’t into baseball.

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean let’s face it, the Joker’s insane schemes would take more time to plan and implement, logistically, than any one man has in the week.

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  • IpsumLauren@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    some men just want to watch the world burn

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