I gotcha, boss
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Hond@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
For anybody wondering:
Yes and Christie Mack.
Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.
“Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.”
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy Called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.
tempest@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Fighting sports and CTE addled domestic abusers, name a more iconic combo.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Wow, surprised trump didn’t pardon him and put him in change of DHS.
HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Combat sports athletes and being an abuser/rapist. Name a more iconic duo.
No seriously, it seems damn near every top dog in that industry has a history of, at minimum, credible rape and abuse allegations. Almost seems like a requirement.
Probably explains why the majority of them are MAGA too. Rapists love other rapists.
toynbee@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
that is a draconian punishment for an obscene crime. i’m not saying it doesn’t fit, but damn. only times i see judges give sentences beyond 20 is when the defendant goes out of their way to piss off the judge.
just committing this crime is enough to piss me off, which is reason alpha i don’t have the temperament to be a judge, but the extreme sentence gives me the feeling perpetrator must have been intransigent, incorrigible, showed no recognizance or remorse, stuff like that throughout the entire trial. Had a lawyer who repeatedly (to the point it appeared intentional) ignored court rules and procedures. represented himself. sovcit bullshit. stuff like that.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No
He called himself “war machine” and was the exact type of loser that you imagine he is.
She broke up with him because of his violence, she started dating, the guy got in het house, best up het date and then beat her to an inch of her life. Had she not escaped, she would have been dead
Friend of mine is a friend of her and he testified in her court case against that human shit stain, so I had some more interest in it
Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
lobut@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
Jeez, like everyone watches porn … they really feel like they’re not human don’t they? people can be terrible
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait what… punched himself over tcp/ip? Like… because of?
vodka@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I too am so confused what tcp/ip has to do with this
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Over as in above. He suspended himself from the ceiling à la Mission Impossible, hovered over a desk with tcp/ip on it, and punched himself.
fox2263@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe he was in TCP the drug. Not sure what IP could be haha
toynbee@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I’m confused as well
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I need answers. What is the tcp/ip part? Like are we talking Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol?Punching oneself seems like a crazy concept to begin with, but adding the tcp/ip is very confusing. “Over tcp/ip” as in “because of it”? Or are we speaking cardinal directions - he was physically above something running tcp/ip? Or is it “over tcp/ip” as in that he broadcasted it?
vodka@feddit.org 5 days ago
Sir it’s been two weeks and still no explanation for the tcp/ip thing here
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
How do you punch yourself over tcp/ip?
I mean, sometimes I jerk off over tcp/ip, but I assume that’s different.
LOLseas@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I think most are confused by your stateless “tcp/ip” bit.
I won’t C myself OUT.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Guys, calm down. The “tcp/ip” comment was clearly an autocorrect error.
philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Great true crime episode over mentioned boyfriend ‘warmachine’ https://youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY
mossberg590@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 weeks ago
[deleted]tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wolfie’s just fine
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love this cut
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
So does her girlfriend.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not as much as I do
sheridan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And if she’s a badass space smuggler, she gets aviator goggles on her forehead.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ain’t nothing touched my nethers in six months weren’t run on batteries
farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Agent641, I cannot hear this!
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I could stand to hear a little more
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Read that as Barbie, still checks out
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I mean, this is a cool hairstyle
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m 90% sure she is a porn star. My penis can’t forget a face.
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Yup. Christy Mack. She’s awesome. Shame what happened to her though with her douchebag exboyfriend.
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I don’t want to look at what happened to her on my work computer. Can you tell me what happened? Did she die or something?
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
really cool hairstyle but a pain in the ass to maintain. gotta get the sides re-shaved basically constantly
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
On the sides is very easy. If you get an electric hair clipper at home, you can buzz it down yourself as part of your morning routine, in probably less time than an average guy takes to do his daily facial hair shave.
When you start involving the back of your head it gets trickier.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Still can’t hold a candle to Dizzy.
texture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
this haircut is so offensive im hiding this post. i cant take it anymore.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she’s also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
But she’s also just one of the boys because she’s a misogynistic lesbian.
errer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Have you ever been confused for a man?
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
He father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important oeoplemon history.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Her father was the first one to fuck a Martian
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
StarBuck from Battlestar
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Katee is cheating
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dirk Benedict had a normal haircut (for the 70s)
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Shit I thought it was Christy Mack