jaschen306
@jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anyone remember that "First is the worst, second is the best" rhyme kids used to do? Where did that come from? 2 weeks ago:
I distinctively remember the hair chest one.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 2 weeks ago:
Oh what an awful idea for a TV show.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 2 weeks ago:
Frfr. This was not only premeditated, he was likely going to kill her with a new knife he was looking for before she ran out the back door.
Don’t bother looking up the pity Twitter posts. This wasn’t the first time he hurt someone and went to jail. Dude should have gotten the chair.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 2 weeks ago:
en.wikipedia.org/…/War_Machine_(mixed_martial_art…
Jesus Christ. Good thing this dude has been in jail for at least 36 years.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 2 weeks ago:
Oh my god, shit. That is awful. Dude should be in jail for attempted murder. His body is basically a weapon and has the ability to kill.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 2 weeks ago:
I don’t want to look at what happened to her on my work computer. Can you tell me what happened? Did she die or something?
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 3 weeks ago:
I’m 90% sure she is a porn star. My penis can’t forget a face.
- Comment on W10 EoL and possibly switching to Linux (various tech questions) 3 weeks ago:
Ok, I have 4 computers in my house and 2 are running Fedora and 2 are running win11.
I try my best to go 100% Linux, but it’s simply not possible for me. I have photography software that is only on Windows. Excire Foto and Insta360 PC app to pull pro res from the camera. Also the Sony camera software to convert the raw photos into a useable file.
I tried for hours to figure it out with bottles with zero success.
So I still have to run windows for some key software.
- Comment on bold words 3 weeks ago:
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
- Comment on Employa destroya 🫵😫 4 weeks ago:
Right before she compliments you on your stupid shirt to distract you.
- Comment on Heartily agree 5 weeks ago:
Ahhh, makes sense.
- Comment on Heartily agree 5 weeks ago:
I honestly think this is an American problem. Since moving to Taiwan, I have never seen a broken machine. The only time I had any issues with the ice cream machine is when it’s 7am and we had to wait 15 minutes to power the thing on so my pregnant wife can have a McFlurry.
- Comment on [NSQ] What are you actually looking forward to this year? 5 weeks ago:
Midterms in November. Please vote democrats. Please!!
- Comment on Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face 1 month ago:
I’m not sure anyone could read that as sarcasm. You gotta add a /s
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Her first line is “I’m always…”
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Don’t flatter yourself, cupcake.
- Comment on No way!.. 1 month ago:
Neither of these bitches have actually read their own books
- Comment on Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face 1 month ago:
How come?
- Comment on Start-up idea 1 month ago:
I love buy nice or buy twice. I think Harbor freight gets a pass though.
- Comment on Start-up idea 1 month ago:
in 2005ish, I went to Sears and picked up the most expensive bag vacuum. I think it was an elite something. 20 years later, I had to change out the hose once because I dropped it down the stairs and its been amazing.
If you take inflation into consideration, high quality products still exist at about the same price. Its just that there are now MUCH cheaper options now.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 1 month ago:
I already HATE smelling my coffee and asparagus through my pee. I would fucking hate tasting my food a 2nd time.
- Comment on Japan cancels cherry blossom festival over complaints of tourists littering and ‘defecating’ in yards 1 month ago:
Oh they do wipe. They preemptively decided to shit in public.
It’s worse that they do wipe. They don’t take their tissues with them and drop it on their poop and the wind starts terrorizing the local people cuz that tissue becomes a moving bio weapon.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 month ago:
My parents always had rice in the rice cooker and some kind of stew in the fridge. My favorite is the pig feet stews.
Cereal is overated
- Comment on Japan cancels cherry blossom festival over complaints of tourists littering and ‘defecating’ in yards 1 month ago:
China. These are China-nese tourists. They used to do the same shit in Taiwan before the government banned them.
I saw a mom put their kid on the trashcan so he could pee into a trash can. This was an indoor mall.
- Comment on no eggs were harmed in the making of this video 2 months ago:
In China they have your face details and your phone location. Even if they don’t have that data, there are hidden cameras everywhere following you home.
- Comment on As Fortnite Enables Third-Party Microtransactions, Steal the Brainrot's Developer is Slammed By Fans For Immediately Adding $45 Premium Bundles and Gambling-Style Mechanics 2 months ago:
A fine candidate for the US president
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 2 months ago:
how about AI porn?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I had 2 kids and then got a vasectomy. Cream pies for days.
- Comment on Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers wins lawsuit against Colorado. Judge claims there is no evidence that gas stoves cause or contribute to health issues 2 months ago:
There is a study that showed Asian women who cook at home were getting lung cancer regardless of the hood.
