Tarzan did it first
How to hold onto a subway pole
Submitted 3 weeks ago by lars@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
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expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.
aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
alanjaow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?
if she fart does chat goon?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bung Fu Grip
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Don’t skip cheek day
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.
PoPoP@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
nasty and inconsiderate
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
exactly!
they should be using the front, not the back…
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Mind the Gap!
RidderSport@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Eins A Scheißepfosten
elaiden@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Got his water bottle in a strategic place…
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I wish I was that pole
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.
MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.