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How to hold onto a subway pole

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨lars@lemmy.sdf.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • MinorLaceration@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tarzan did it first

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    • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      1000025960

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      • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.

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      • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wish I was that pole

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t skip cheek day

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mind the Gap!

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  • alanjaow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?

      if she fart does chat goon?

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  • RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Eins A Scheißepfosten

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bung Fu Grip

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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  • PoPoP@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    nasty and inconsiderate

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      exactly!

      they should be using the front, not the back…
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  • elaiden@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Got his water bottle in a strategic place…

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