So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
Satire, I think
Submitted 1 year ago by LordWiggle@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
“Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Through another executive order right?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
Tja@programming.dev 1 year ago
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
*Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir! *
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
standarduser@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trump Holy Land #1
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Orange smoke would be apt
the_trash_man@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This picture probably already been posted in various facebook groups without the bottom text.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 year ago
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He could tariff all the other religions!
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
4grams@awful.systems 1 year ago
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It’s poping time
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
Bezier@suppo.fi 1 year ago
They also have their own president
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
… Does the Pope golf in the woods?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 year ago
In practice he would have to be celibate.
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Another established norm to break?
sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 1 year ago
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
vane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Less? How do less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 year ago
He is the popest!
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 year ago
further proof that he’s the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You’re really playing with fire here. Don’t be like The Simpsons!
Wazowski@lemmy.world 1 year ago
fake news, where did his tits go?
menemen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He looks like a drunk
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Neither was Hitler
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.
EisFrei@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pooping?
Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.
Absaroka@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 year ago
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒