So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
Satire, I think
Submitted 1 month ago by LordWiggle@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Through another executive order right?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
*Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir! *
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
standarduser@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Trump Holy Land #1
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Orange smoke would be apt
the_trash_man@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This picture probably already been posted in various facebook groups without the bottom text.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 month ago
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He could tariff all the other religions!
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
4grams@awful.systems 1 month ago
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s poping time
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
Bezier@suppo.fi 1 month ago
They also have their own president
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
… Does the Pope golf in the woods?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 month ago
In practice he would have to be celibate.
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Another established norm to break?
sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 1 month ago
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Less? How do less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
He is the popest!
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 month ago
further proof that he’s the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re really playing with fire here. Don’t be like The Simpsons!
Wazowski@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fake news, where did his tits go?
menemen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He looks like a drunk
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Neither was Hitler
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.
EisFrei@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pooping?
Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.
Absaroka@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 month ago
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒