So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
Satire, I think
Submitted 2 months ago by LordWiggle@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Through another executive order right?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
Tja@programming.dev 2 months ago
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
*Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir! *
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
standarduser@lemm.ee 2 months ago
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trump Holy Land #1
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Orange smoke would be apt
the_trash_man@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This picture probably already been posted in various facebook groups without the bottom text.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 months ago
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He could tariff all the other religions!
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
4grams@awful.systems 2 months ago
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s poping time
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
Bezier@suppo.fi 2 months ago
They also have their own president
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
… Does the Pope golf in the woods?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 months ago
In practice he would have to be celibate.
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Another established norm to break?
sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 2 months ago
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
vane@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Less? How do less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
He is the popest!
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 months ago
further proof that he’s the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re really playing with fire here. Don’t be like The Simpsons!
Wazowski@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fake news, where did his tits go?
menemen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He looks like a drunk
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Neither was Hitler
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.
EisFrei@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pooping?
Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.
Absaroka@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 months ago
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒