kelpie_returns

@kelpie_returns@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burger King is always good for one.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Real ones know Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whopudding it in me tonight amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your starter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally started a nuzlocke run last night with a totodile named Reptar. Had me feeling a little paranoid for a second there lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the ritual is now nearly complete. He simply can not contain his joy while knowing he is but an inch away from seizing the throne of thrones.

  I hope you like piss, cause all our souls are about to be dragged into a world of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta poop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On With The Anbernic RG DS; The DSi Reimagined (my review)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh. Bananas are nice, but you’re not missing out on all that much tbh. Just kind of sweet mush, really. There are nicer fruits out there lol

  And my b for being one of many goofs making the same old joke in your direction :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On With The Anbernic RG DS; The DSi Reimagined (my review)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand, but I trust that you do.

  And yes. It did indeed look good. Would eat/10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On With The Anbernic RG DS; The DSi Reimagined (my review)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How was the banana?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you eat too much oats and sleep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a baku helps, I’m sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Berserk Friends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very silly, but also moved me to actual emotion. Guts’ life so sad 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked them with lettuce and tomato way back when. Haven’t eaten at mcds since the whole thing with potus tho and dont plan on changing that for the rest of forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much money's out there?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twenny-foua

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does no one in the bible have a last name?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure about Iscariot, but iirc Christ is a title, not a name. It’s actually Jesus the Christ, but that takes slightly more effort to say and languages often develop the habit of slowly streamlining themselves.

  So it kind of became a quasi-name*~ because of how much easier it is to say as one.

  *~or maybe ‘ascendant title’ would be more accurate? I feel like there’s a specific word for this that I cant seem to remember atm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful with this information⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh! My tits, no!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What life hack helped you this year?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cast acceleratum ulceratia!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of an umbrella term for social gatherings of all sorts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA, rebranded!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, bud. The stupidest. Which in a way makes us the best, even if it’s the best at being the worst. Kinda bittersweet, that. I mean…not really, but kinda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans be like:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. NPR is often on while I’m in the car, but I’ve never gone seeking it out online except for specific shows (in podcast form) which do not necessitate going directly to their site. I think its pretty typical for people to interact with it purely as news/entertainment radio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Temporal Loom is unstable, Quick! how will you fix it?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Grant Morrison has taught me anything it is that we should all start masturbating at times like these

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a word for when someone is not capable of, or doesn't try to understand verbal communication in a language, they are fluent in similar to functionally illiterate but for speech?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asemia seems a good fit. Especially so under the context OP has chosen with the lawyer and the contract, as that scenario explicitly ties it to a loss of the function rather than lacking it altogether.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another angle of this modern art installation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the context on this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tragic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Deleted by creator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best meal ever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s “bread and butter” but with some silly on it. Not a real word lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best meal ever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bredanbuddah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Purchase a fanged grill and keep them in biting range

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming Pet Peeves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Artificial difficulty. If I can only finish a game by grinding for hours on end or after endless tedious fetch quests, I am going to be very disappointed. Like there’d better be something else real strong in the title’s favor or I’m likely to drop it altogether.

  There was a time when making games more difficult by way of time investment made more sense from a design angle, but that time has long since passed. Some genres are more prone to it than others (with some niches even revolving around the idea), but imo it’s just lazy design in 9/10 cases theses days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unlike most people, I get my information from a vetted, trusted source.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am slowly getting into sumo and am not so sure about this claim

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  30+ years and im still waiting for all systems to come online tbh. Any day now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokémon Lazarus: When a Fan Game Becomes a Conversation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine sending someone hatemail because they like rocky road while your favorite is salted caramel. Who cares whats in their bowl? Why care? Eat your own fucking ice cream, losers.