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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve been playing it wrong all these years!

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads “Flowering Planter 7in Ass” and it gets me every time.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I didn’t think I’d get so much use out of this a week ago HOLES IS HOLES

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TenForward is leaking expanding.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Probably both

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I heard OP play. They stink.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you try it? Can you play us a fart please?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A la Roland the Farter.

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      • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A jump, a whistle and a fart simultaneously? Sounds like an Olympic sport.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      *asspiece

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One time at band camp

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image
      (Ok, it’s a transverse flute)

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      • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Longitudinal > Transverse 😉

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just in time for band camp!

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did you ever see her audition tape?

      youtube.com/watch?v=T9yZr4r6ZNI

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  • cmeu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cleaning the spit trap is a shitty pain in the ass with this one…

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds Boschian.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    May your reeds never splinter.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      have you tried plastics? i’m on my first one right now and i feel conflicted

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t play any reed instruments myself so I have no idea of the actual difference it might have on the sound. Or if they would not splinter in a rectum.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If only Le Pétomane had one of these.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fun fact, his last name was Pujol.

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought they just called it the oboe

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this like a rusty trombone?

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Toot-toooooot!

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m proficient at that

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  • thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instant classic

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For playing the brown note.

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Way back in the 1920s, there was a guy who had one of those as OEM equipment for his fading vaudeville act

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