For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads “Flowering Planter 7in Ass” and it gets me every time.
It's finally here!
Submitted 22 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I didn’t think I’d get so much use out of this a week ago HOLES IS HOLES
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I heard OP play. They stink.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
Did you try it? Can you play us a fart please?
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
A la Roland the Farter.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
A jump, a whistle and a fart simultaneously? Sounds like an Olympic sport.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 21 hours ago
When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
*asspiece
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
One time at band camp
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Longitudinal > Transverse 😉
sundray@lemmus.org 21 hours ago
Just in time for band camp!
over_clox@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Did you ever see her audition tape?
cmeu@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Cleaning the spit trap is a shitty pain in the ass with this one…
Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Sounds Boschian.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 hours ago
May your reeds never splinter.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
have you tried plastics? i’m on my first one right now and i feel conflicted
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
I don’t play any reed instruments myself so I have no idea of the actual difference it might have on the sound. Or if they would not splinter in a rectum.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 hours ago
If only Le Pétomane had one of these.
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Fun fact, his last name was Pujol.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I thought they just called it the oboe
cRazi_man@europe.pub 13 hours ago
Is this like a rusty trombone?
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Toot-toooooot!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’m proficient at that
thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Instant classic
simplejack@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
For playing the brown note.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Way back in the 1920s, there was a guy who had one of those as OEM equipment for his fading vaudeville act
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
I’ve been playing it wrong all these years!