SanctimoniousApe
@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
- Comment on SBA#26 3 hours ago:
Five times in a week? Bruce has got to be screwing with them.
- Comment on Artsy darling Remedy Entertainment has a new CEO - a former EA exec and sports betting platform president - who is there to "accelerate growth" 1 day ago:
“Accelerate growth” - business jargon for “enshittification.”
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 days ago:
Sucks to be you, then - I got my rocks off, & that’s all I care about (as is The American Way).
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 days ago:
Nah - put the whole thing in, not just the tip.
- Comment on You are strong 3 days ago:
I’ll settle for “lick and suck upon” since mine don’t regenerate.
- Comment on Silver linings? 3 days ago:
Then get sick all over again when you find out the hard way you forgot to rinse out the bucket.
- Comment on "may" 3 days ago:
#OvulatingOnTheSpot
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 6 days ago:
SHIT! Somebody finally found it! Man, I hope I didn’t have anything on there with my personal info!
- Comment on I'll take 20 1 week ago:
Just so long as the end result is Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.
- Comment on I'll take 20 1 week ago:
Golf courses. It’s the skin of those who didn’t pay attention to a golfer yelling “FORE!”
- Comment on I'll take 20 1 week ago:
You do know I was riffing on the same kind of “logic” those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?
- Comment on Just say the word 1 week ago:
The lottery is a regressive tax, so still screwing people. But I guess at least it’s by their choice.
- Comment on I'll take 20 1 week ago:
The FDA doesn’t know what it’ll do. We don’t either.
So then you can’t really say it…
Will NOT help you regrow your foreskin
…now, can you? I’ll also take 20.
- Comment on Just say the word 1 week ago:
Daddy! At long last, I’ve finally found you!!
- Comment on Just say the word 1 week ago:
Depends. What’s she doing to make that kind of money? A divorce might be more likely. And no - this isn’t (just) about sex.
- Comment on Draw! 1 week ago:
You’re joking! I’m supposed to thank you for all this shit?!?
- Comment on Draw! 1 week ago:
No, see - the gap will cover 2021-2024, as those were the years they were heeding the “woke” mindset of Biden’s administration.
- Comment on Starlink updates Privacy Policy to allow AI model training with personal data 1 week ago:
Like all the AI tech bros, Musk believes himself above the law (and unfortunately the current disgusting excuse for an administration is of the same mindset) so that wouldn’t be at all surprising,
- Comment on It's my toxic trait 1 week ago:
“Oh, nothing. As long you don’t piss me off by screwing up like that again, anyway.”
- Comment on Twodaloo 1 week ago:
Who can force the other to flee the room first?!?
- Comment on Twodaloo 1 week ago:
The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.
- Comment on Twodaloo 1 week ago:
How to know he’s really full of shit!
- Comment on It's my toxic trait 1 week ago:
- Comment on No low ballers, I know what I have 1 week ago:
U promise not to low-ball ya - you can have every last bit of puke I’ve got to give.
- Comment on hair_irl 1 week ago:
I may as well have stock in the company making my lint rollers.
- Comment on hair_irl 1 week ago:
I consider it conveniently placed dental floss.
- Comment on Alex Pretti’s sister slams ‘disgusting lies’ about brother: ‘When does this end?’ 2 weeks ago:
Wait. The fucking NY Post published this?!? Somebody’s going to get quietly sacked.
- Comment on Womp womp womp womp 2 weeks ago:
This is from before the election. They’re probably LONG gone by now.
- Comment on Disgusting 2 weeks ago:
Guess it depends upon their personal experience. I once dated a woman with somewhat large boobs who hated them because they always got in her way.
- Comment on Disgusting 2 weeks ago:
So, straight cis women still need to love 'em to be trustworthy?
