SanctimoniousApe

@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 characters? How about we make it 16?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They’re mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for… things. It’s always the little things that fuck everything up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 characters? How about we make it 16?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  THIS ONE!!! This poster right here, PETA!!!

  (Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 characters? How about we make it 16?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man who murdered girlfriend gets reduced sentence partly due to his race⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure this post was meant to outage, but instead it’s nice to see that the impact of the shitty treatment many PoC undeservedly experience throughout their lives is finally starting to be officially recognized. I hope mental therapy is a significant part of this person’s sentence as a result.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next up I'll deep fry your car keys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With a crispy crotch looking good enough to feast upon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgraced La. mayor Misty Roberts found guilty of having sex with son’s 16-year-old best friend at boozy party⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you’ve failed enough before to be readily familiar with the musical cues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congressman grills State Department official over ‘embarrassing’ Biden-era grants to make maps 'more gay'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unglaublich!

  Speaking the native tongue for all the Nazis who eat this bullshit up to easily understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgraced La. mayor Misty Roberts found guilty of having sex with son’s 16-year-old best friend at boozy party⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Too bad you’ll likely never understand why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know they tube feed patients in comas, right? The patient presumably didn’t give consent, and yet I’m pretty sure that’s legal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paging SpaceCowboy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, sorry - NO. It’s basic threat assessment, nothing to do with ethics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgraced La. mayor Misty Roberts found guilty of having sex with son’s 16-year-old best friend at boozy party⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Downvoted not for the topic, but for the shitty source used.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten to one the soldiers who’ve died in this sham war were among the ones who rolled their eyes at this crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a tumor!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vance says administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fraud concern being that Trump isn’t getting the largest cut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I routinely destroy the so-called “logic & believability” of shows I watch by calling out all the flaws I see. Does that qualify?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karim Diané Gets Support From George Takei For Playing Star Trek’s First Gay Klingon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The crossover that needs to happen! I don’t care if it’s an alternate universe one-off, because it’s bound to be fun AF (although I’ll gladly take more)!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There can be only one.

  Saying myself with a reference to Highlander.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TBF, subconscious feelings of guilt often come out in seemingly illogical ways such as this. Not saying that’s definitely what happened, but it’s a possibility not to be summarily dismissed, either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming we manage to get a much more reasonable government in place in the coming years, hopefully they’ll be the ones paying for what they’re doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many are untethered regardless of the status of their headphones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waits for someone to post the results of asking an AI to make it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always there, just waiting.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always have a pair with me…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s to keep that site from being blocked?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get Rich or Die Tryin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TBF, they didn’t specify just how much they’ll be charging him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was there a way to see English speaking communities only?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yet. Eventually that will (hopefully) become a more significant issue, so it really should start to be addressed now to head that off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do it right now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhhh! That felt goooood!

  Now pardon me while I go change my undies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bacterial strain from 5,000-year-old cave ice shows resistance against 10 modern antibiotics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’re doomed.” -C3PO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget CyberDumpsters.