SanctimoniousApe

@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone else see Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” movie & immediately think of faceless children upon reading this? Those are “The Wall People.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we’ll be forced to work in them, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the range allowed? There are plenty of places with minimums, but many have such a wide window that they may as well not bother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this true for Germans?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Spits out French wine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're doing ReSeArCh rong!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Adults” who act like children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT THAT VIRUS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally found a way to make people think I’m hot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Are Brazil’s Favorite Flip-Flops. Now, the Right Is Boycotting Them.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because there are no more pressing matters to attend to than… flip-flops?

  Grow TF up, people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chrizmuz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the killer flight sim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Law Broken in Die Hard | Legal Eagle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not really the type to sue, but I do appreciate when someone puts in the extra effort to do a job as thoroughly as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When will Donald Trump ban Reddit founders from USA for censoring Americans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if & when he can figure out how to drive them all to his “Truth(less) Social.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Law Broken in Die Hard | Legal Eagle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this include the laws of physics?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angy Army Uprising⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they love his spirit guide, Appa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Primary time scale failure at NIST Boulder campus; significant impact on NTP services⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick! What crimes can we commit that require accurate time stamps to prove?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Library of Useless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like “Library of False/Inaccurate Facts” might’ve been… well… less inaccurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s it - get 'em high on all that fresh air, then choke 'em to death with the “smoker’s car” stench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christmas Animals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure I wanna know what comes out when you finally… um… … reach your peak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Says Tariffs Have Brought in $18 Trillion. That's Impossible.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more enjoyable to make fun of his voters who’ve gotten their just desserts anyway. Never thought I’d be okay partaking in schadenfreude, but that’s what those assholes have pushed things to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AOC’s luxury spending binge in Puerto Rico reignites questions about 'socialist' brand: 'Peak hypocrisy'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not familiar with the old anti-drug ad, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when fiber isn't enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also works when you can’t come up with a decent shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AOC’s luxury spending binge in Puerto Rico reignites questions about 'socialist' brand: 'Peak hypocrisy'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She learned it by watching Trump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair's fair.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who can be trusted to keep accurate count of the corn cobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair's fair.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From the Cornholes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we can't have nice things⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t miss the smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are all rich white guys pedophiles?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, c’mon! How did you think a single white vigilante had a teenager running around in just a pair of tighty-whities (dyed green for plausible denial) didn’t have some sick & twisted shit going on?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porn Is Being Injected Into Government Websites Via Malicious PDFs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t that already happen somewhere around the turn of the millennium?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends upon how you like to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm really sorry, but I had to do it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that’s fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The welcoming instruction “start boinging” was unclear, and now I fear I may be on the hook for child support…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm really sorry, but I had to do it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hostile fire, at that. You truly DO get what you give, huh?