SanctimoniousApe
@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
- Comment on Flame Dread 11 hours ago:
The pilot light for our hot water heater went out once, and as I headed to go re-light it my spouse realized I’d forgotten to grab a lighter, and so asked “what are you going to light it with?”
Ever the wiseass, I shot back “with my fiery pecker!”
Dunno why looking at this made me think of that, but I thought I’d share.
- Comment on God what are they even for 1 day ago:
Put it back in the box, and return it to the store. Tell customer service it came like that if you’re in need of some amusement.
- Comment on Traumatizing 1 day ago:
That’s one euphemism…
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Ozzie, that’s not what I meant when I said to go eat “the snack that smiles back!”
- Comment on 2 days ago:
It was freshly made, so they couldn’t help but take a whiff of that delicious smell. The rest is history.
- Comment on geography is neat 5 days ago:
That’s one euphemism…
- Comment on geography is neat 5 days ago:
But they’ve got minerals!
- Comment on geography is neat 5 days ago:
As long as it doesn’t come in contact with the chicken, that’s fine by me.
- Comment on Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel 1 week ago:
Because it’s about that can’t be proven wing to an audience that had been raised to believe in a big Sky Daddy of some variety or another. IMHO, raising children to believe in whatever religion predisposes them to believe all sorts of groundless bullshit told to them by their leaders, which is why those prone to controlling others like to push religion so hard.
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 week ago:
Not only that, but some countries are fully governed by dinosaurs. Ask me how I know…
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 1 week ago:
Why stop at just one? Someday soon I’m sure they’ll gleefully tell you that Windows couldn’t format your USB thumb drive, so they reset your browser.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk could be placed on US currency under new House GOP proposal 1 week ago:
This shit is enough to make me wonder if preventing the USA from splitting up in the Civil War was really a net positive…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Well, they’re not Republican or they’d have used Newt Gingrich for the first one, and the little girl from the Aliens movie in the second.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
Like I said, whatever it is you need to tell yourself.
Like most all arguments with you disingenuous Reich-whiners, this BS has become repetitively circular and therefore pointless. You’re not making any valid points, but instead just repeating the same already disproven BS again and again in hopes that if you say it enough other people will begin to believe it’s true from having heard it repeatedly. Intelligent people such as myself know better, so I’m done bothering with you.
Consider yourself blocked. Good night.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
See my other reply. The talking to yourself is a sign that you should seek help, too.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
Nazi was not used as an anti-Jewish term - you decided to take it that way, making you the racist. Nazis were about more than just anti-semitism.
RE the racism bullshit claim, I have you the truth on that. That you refuse to acknowledge that your support of shitty humans is the real problem here doesn’t change the truth, and is typical of those who act like you. Lame attempts to deflect blame are still lame.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
AKA just an atheist. You can try to justify your crap all you want. Regardless of whether that’s a valid definition (every country would have it’s own race by that logic, since they primarily breed with their fellow countrymen), I couldn’t care less about race. You’re a POS for feeling empathy for other POS people.
If you sleep with the dogs, you wake up with fleas.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
If that’s what you need to tell yourself to get through the day without having to face yourself in the mirror. It’s actually kinda amusing because you’re the one who played the “Jewish” card first, and “Jewish” is a faith/religion, not a race.
But you go ahead and keep on playing yourself.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
Nothing to do with race, everything to do with your empathy for pieces of shit humans.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
Jess can be Nazis, too - go ask your dear pal “Bibi.”
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
I’m glad you recognize what you’ve become part of. It’s a step in the Reich direction.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words. 1 week ago:
No need, you’re doing it for them. Wish I could be a fly on the wall at the inevitable moment your hypocritical “perspectives” come back to bite you in the ass something fierce. I’m quite certain it will be about as amusing as when it happened to Kirk.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Hardest challenge is life under an irredeemably irrational government that’s becoming ever more unstable by the day, along with their supporters who are far too emotionally invested to ever look at themselves honestly enough to admit they were wrong.
- Comment on When Jesus has a few waters into wines and you ask him to take the wheel 1 week ago:
Funny to see this post just a few down from the news that the songwriter died.
- Comment on No thanks 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, give a date you’ll remember that isn’t related to anything personal to you and yours. Something like April Fools, May the Fourth be with you, etc.
- Comment on Perpetual Burning 2 weeks ago:
They have medications for that “perpetual burning” feeling, ya know.
- Comment on Daddy needs to pay rent 2 weeks ago:
My mind somehow read "Backhaul” at first and I was confused AF for a moment there.
- Comment on Know your place 2 weeks ago:
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a weiner!
- Comment on Know your place 2 weeks ago:
Where’s Marvin when you need him?
- Comment on Know your place 2 weeks ago:
His Roadster is beckoning…
