SanctimoniousApe
@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
- Comment on visiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪 2 days ago:
Can’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
- Comment on visiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪 3 days ago:
It’s not a tumor!
- Comment on visiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪 3 days ago:
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
- Comment on Vance says administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns 5 days ago:
The fraud concern being that Trump isn’t getting the largest cut.
- Comment on too many creators not enough destroyers 1 week ago:
I routinely destroy the so-called “logic & believability” of shows I watch by calling out all the flaws I see. Does that qualify?
- Comment on Karim Diané Gets Support From George Takei For Playing Star Trek’s First Gay Klingon 1 week ago:
The crossover that needs to happen! I don’t care if it’s an alternate universe one-off, because it’s bound to be fun AF (although I’ll gladly take more)!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
There can be only one.
Saying myself with a reference to Highlander.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
TBF, subconscious feelings of guilt often come out in seemingly illogical ways such as this. Not saying that’s definitely what happened, but it’s a possibility not to be summarily dismissed, either.
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 1 week ago:
Assuming we manage to get a much more reasonable government in place in the coming years, hopefully they’ll be the ones paying for what they’re doing.
- Comment on I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds 1 week ago:
Many are untethered regardless of the status of their headphones.
- Comment on 2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this 1 week ago:
Waits for someone to post the results of asking an AI to make it.
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 1 week ago:
I always have a pair with me…
- Comment on Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere 1 week ago:
What’s to keep that site from being blocked?
- Comment on Get Rich or Die Tryin 1 week ago:
TBF, they didn’t specify just how much they’ll be charging him.
- Comment on Was there a way to see English speaking communities only? 1 week ago:
Yet. Eventually that will (hopefully) become a more significant issue, so it really should start to be addressed now to head that off.
- Comment on do it right now 1 week ago:
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
- Comment on Bacterial strain from 5,000-year-old cave ice shows resistance against 10 modern antibiotics 1 week ago:
“We’re doomed.” -C3PO
- Comment on I wish I could do executive orders 🤔 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget CyberDumpsters.
- Comment on I wish I could do executive orders 🤔 2 weeks ago:
Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
- Comment on Which one is it!?! 2 weeks ago:
Well, combining the two would mean only Caucasian kids get abused. Could be a self-perpetuating condition, and explain a few things. If nothing else, theoretically non-Caucasian kids might just come out ahead on this one for once.
Yeah, right.
- Comment on New York Politician Joann Ariola mocked her own constituents as they marched in single-digit temperatures to protest the decision to allow cars back in Forest Park 2 weeks ago:
Frankly had already assumed that from the post title alone. Not saying a Dem wouldn’t do it, but the comparative likelihoods are highly unbalanced.
- Comment on Bag it and tag it, bby 2 weeks ago:
An ankle bracket seems much more comfortable than that choker - we know who’s got the power in that couple.
- Comment on SBA#26 2 weeks ago:
Five times in a week? Bruce has got to be screwing with them.
- Comment on Artsy darling Remedy Entertainment has a new CEO - a former EA exec and sports betting platform president - who is there to "accelerate growth" 3 weeks ago:
“Accelerate growth” - business jargon for “enshittification.”
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 weeks ago:
Sucks to be you, then - I got my rocks off, & that’s all I care about (as is The American Way).
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 weeks ago:
Nah - put the whole thing in, not just the tip.
- Comment on You are strong 3 weeks ago:
I’ll settle for “lick and suck upon” since mine don’t regenerate.
- Comment on Silver linings? 3 weeks ago:
Then get sick all over again when you find out the hard way you forgot to rinse out the bucket.
- Comment on "may" 3 weeks ago:
#OvulatingOnTheSpot
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 3 weeks ago:
SHIT! Somebody finally found it! Man, I hope I didn’t have anything on there with my personal info!