Wazowski
@Wazowski@lemmy.world
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 1 week ago:
Fitting for the shitshack it has become.
- Comment on pragnent 1 week ago:
From blow job
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 3 weeks ago:
Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 3 weeks ago:
Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.
- Comment on Andrew Cuomo wants to become Mayor of New York City. This is his driving record. 3 weeks ago:
Maybe he should fuck off and die.
- Comment on suckcess 4 weeks ago:
Do you really not appreciate a monthly pizza lunch???
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 weeks ago:
Christ, what a snowflake.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 weeks ago:
You’re the asshole for passing judgement on people who are trying to protect their kids from circumstances that are unknown to you.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 weeks ago:
I grew up with a tenuous grasp on the middle class and generally don’t buy much premium shit. My most expensive shoes are a $100 pair I wear with a suit. The shoes I wear most days are $25. You’re just an asshole, is all.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 weeks ago:
Same for my kids’ school.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 weeks ago:
You’re just a shit person.
- Comment on Thumbs up to people dying. 5 weeks ago:
Why? Do you think those voters aren’t racist, homophobic, greedy, stupid, selfish, and blatantly self-serving?
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 5 weeks ago:
Eh. Therapy is overrated. Tried it a bunch of times and it’s not nearly effective for me as just… thinking.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Legit and hetero.
- Comment on 90s kids get it 1 month ago:
Man i wish trump was dead.
- Comment on No Kings Protest, USA, 2025 1 month ago:
The republican traitor filth must be held to account.
- Comment on Israel carries out strikes on Iran 1 month ago:
It’s Netanyahu who’s trying to get something out of this.
- Comment on Trump Wants to Be a Strongman, but He’s Actually a Weak Man 1 month ago:
He’s a weak bitch.
- Comment on If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations. 1 month ago:
Isn’t that Bon Jovi?
- Comment on More than 90% of JPMorgan employees reported a decline in morale following RTO 1 month ago:
I am so glad that I wield enough power to tell my employer to fuck off when it comes to time in the office.
- Comment on Should I apologize to this person? 2 months ago:
“Let the dead rest and the past remain the past”.
-Jean-Luc Picard.
- Comment on Ariana Grande joins Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro for Meet the Parents 4 2 months ago:
Jesus, just fucking let it be.
- Comment on Exposure might cause suffocation 2 months ago:
Your body must regulate ion levels - sodium, potassium, calcium, magnesium, etc. Drinking pure water in excess will force you to produce urine, and when you take a piss, you’ll lose some of those ions with it. Big, big problem. That’s why you need salt in your diet.
- Comment on Shitter post 2 months ago:
nah, bruh. I’ll wait to go at the gas station.
- Comment on 7 for me 2 months ago:
19
- Comment on Fucking penguins. 2 months ago:
New Wallace & Gromit gonna be lit af
- Comment on What are some examples of series that only have a good first season, and should be dropped after that? 2 months ago:
It was a dogshit show with no plot.
- Comment on What are some examples of series that only have a good first season, and should be dropped after that? 2 months ago:
Lost
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Eat a fat dick
- Comment on Trump to sign executive order he says will slash drug prices by up to 80% 2 months ago:
Your condescension is what I’d expect from a MAGAt. The problem I have with this is that it is utter showmanship horseshit. Take your sanctimony off to someone else (please interpret that as the euphemism it is).