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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It seems like harder work then most of what I have done tbh.

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your mom was a sex worker hooker.

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think everything can be synthesized down to truth and circumstance. And at times we try to do harm reduction, but it ends up coming right back into our face.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ends up coming right back into our face.

      I believe that’s extra

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• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Leaky Pete

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hi, I’m Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.

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  • faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He has a wife you know

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• NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  YOUR FIRST NAME + YOUR LAST NAME

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That's the same code I have on my luggage!

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  • dzsimbo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey baby… You lookin fine tonight!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  First online username + last online username

  Necro-File Kolanaki.

  Uh… I was 9 and didn’t know “necrophilia” was a thing, just that “necro” was Greek/Latin for “dead.” The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error… 😫

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  • Gloomy@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nightwalker Gloomy

    I think I just died of cringe.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think that’s the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dozzi92 Dozzi92. For 25 years.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Da Beef M137

    I’m not sure what that sounds like it would be.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ace Trade Jonesy

    Shit that kind of actually works, huh?

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  • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And the e-mail for the account was filepeter@hotmail.com

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• loomy@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  first last ; the prostitute

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m not giving you my real name!

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  • doug@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    o fuk

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mike Rotch

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Amanda Hugginkis

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    • peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Phil McKrackin

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mike Hunt

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ben Dover

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice try, I would never tell you my name is Mike Jones.

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• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Seems like 7 words would be kind of awkward

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• TheTurner@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hugh Mungus

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Humongous wot

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Saur

      Image

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Danuführe Kalmann?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rover 21st Ave.

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve never changed my name, so my first and last name are the same.

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• gabbath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice try, FBI!

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• spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ahah, mine is the same as…

  Oh. Fuck.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Y’all are getting paid‽

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• FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wet hodrick willy

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• IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jay Z

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jimmy Fingers

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hmm, I don’t think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

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