IBM 1979 variation

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• ReCursing@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful

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  • greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.

    Its not their own creation.

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    • ReCursing@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh I’m not convinced of that

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  • MoffKalast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do that but it’s just an inkjet printer.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  we can make a horny computer

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • conartistpanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

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• FreeBeard@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.

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  • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Do you wanna see a self-propagating cosmic shitpost nucleation site?

  mastodon.social/@voodooattack/116200229849205562

  Please observe it, or don’t. But not at once because I’ll have to cognitively engineer another perfect quicksave for the perfectly ideal run.

  Beware this Egg, my dudes. Because there are only scrambled reasons behind these puns. And puns wanna go to war with guns that stun. And I just came baring punmunition. (Not in that way you dirty bastards, that was an accidental variable I swear! (But swearing is a valid response))

  Steadfast is the slow poke… at the non-zero-pun.

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  • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    c/schizoposting is thataway man

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    u wot m8

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• alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?

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  • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Padme meme: “you mean all the ram in the computer, right?” Anakin: Padme: you mean all the RAM in the computer, right?

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• deadymouse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some of your computers are horny by proxy.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    All hail the Omnissiah!

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• RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Digital artists in shamble

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “can never”?

  Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original

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• LSNLDN@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait no this is deep

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  • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      As someone who plays guitar for the love of the game, I just think it’s neat, guitarists are douchebags, as a general rule.

      It’s like Big Tugg said, not everyone who plays guitar is a douchebag, but every douchebag does own a guitar.

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• b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”

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