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- Comment on My glasses 22 hours ago:
fart fart fart fart
- Comment on My glasses 22 hours ago:
Yes. As intellectual a reply as I expected from people like you. But maybe I am a bit too hard, Did you get retention again, sweetie? Ate up the other kids crayons, again?
- Comment on My glasses 23 hours ago:
Dont’t worry. IRL I wouldn’t waste a second of my time with you. Or risk being seen in your company.
- Comment on My glasses 23 hours ago:
Why is it impossible to understand an obvious joke? Or to read two postings downward before becoming a judgemental, better-than-though asshole? Oh. I understand. You were that asshole before. HAND.
- Comment on My glasses 23 hours ago:
Look, I was a bit slow understanding a joke, so were 90% here. I got it and made another joke about it, that 90% here did not get because they were busy voting the “evil guy” down and making spiteful comments about somebody seemingly not the sharpest knive in the drawer. I got the joke. Took me three minutes. You, OTOH, will be the small minded, cowardish piece of shit that you are for all your life. Your mentality attacking anonymously out of the crowd, looking for a “victim” that momentarilly has no lobby is what we see from people like the ICE. I’ve got a pretty wife I have been married to for more than two decades, she’s got more character under her toenail than you’ll have all your life. So I still might “die alone”, right, asshole. But I still prefer it to living a life like yours.
- Comment on My glasses 23 hours ago:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
- Comment on My glasses 1 day ago:
Sir, I am well known to understand each and any joke. Immediately and at any time of night or day. If this is intended to be an insult to my intellectual capabilities, I demand satisfaction.
- Comment on My glasses 1 day ago:
Well, it took me a while…
- Comment on My glasses 1 day ago:
I don’t think so. A little slow, occasionally, maybe.
- Comment on My glasses 1 day ago:
You might have phrased this a lot better by keeping your stupid mouth shut. Take that as general advice.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
You are aware, what the source of all religion, spirituality and human culture itself is? Who the first priests, the masters of ceremony were? So, you have decided to become your own hermetic order. Clearly an aberration.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
“for the love of the game”, hahahaha, good one. Sure. We all do… No, seriously, after playing for a couple of decades, music has become my only religion and I am a fucking fanatic. Shut up, infidels! I’m serious. But I was a young, good looking bastard of a guitar player once and I confess, I had the morals of a hungry beagle… I better shut up ‘n’ play my guitar.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
“Anthroposexuality” might be the term,. you’re looking for.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
One-zero-zero.-one-zero-zero-zero.-one-one-one-zero.-one-zero-one-one-one-zero-zero-zero-one-zero-one-one-one-one-zero-one-zero-zero-zero–zero-zero.-one-zero-zero-zero.-one-one-one-zero.-one-zero-one-one-one-zero
- Comment on They mods dont want you to know. 1 day ago:
No, that was Laura Whatshername.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 1 day ago:
I lost it during third. There literally were episode where absolutely nothing was happening to proceed the plot. Just the usual characters doing their usual things.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 1 day ago:
The second season really became boring as fuck somewhere half through it. Totally missed the density and speed of the first season. I think the fact that they got a contract to produce three seasons made them stretch the plot to the point where basically nothing happened over certain episodes. Compare that with the speed in which the early plot moved…
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
“Robosexuality”, according to Futurama.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 day ago:
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”
- Comment on today is the first a day in inside of whole life where i have the confidence to walk 🥲 2 days ago:
But then, where is shoe?
- Comment on oh fuck 😨 1 week ago:
That one you could watch via telnet?
- Comment on accused of being a man pretending to be a woman, CCP incel, ragebaiter, let know i've been blocked... but i'll keep going on here🫶 1 week ago:
WE SEE EVERYTHING!
WE HEAR EVERYTHING!
WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
- Comment on accused of being a man pretending to be a woman, CCP incel, ragebaiter, let know i've been blocked... but i'll keep going on here🫶 1 week ago:
Because you’re an Austrian asset and an infiltrator.
- Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 1 week ago:
Ever heard of non-binary algos, you bigot?
- Comment on Expecto patronum my ass! 2 weeks ago:
I’d more likely expect somebody sitting on his ass 5m behind the place where he was when pulling the trigger looking stupid and holding his forearm. I’ve seen smartasses firing regular machine guns like this. No matter how strong you think you are - It just doesn’t work.
- Comment on Beans 2 weeks ago:
No. Eyes don’t match. So the whole movie monster fails. The terror of cat’s eyes (specifically in the dark, when you can’t determine size and distance of the cat) is hard coded into our brains. An evolutionary thing as “cats” for most of the time used to be on the upper end of the food chain and your chances of reproduction massively raised if you were the first one to spot the cat - and run for your live. Just look at the typical cartoon panel symbolizing the dark and dangerous unknown, a dark place with cat’s eyes looking out. You’ll be subtily terrified - if the shape and proportions match the “cat” scheme.
- Comment on *crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis! 2 weeks ago:
Tongue is pure muscle and tastes really nice. It’s also high quality meat from an animal that’s produced for food, so no extra killing or torcherous butchering for it. It just needs to be marinated for a day in salted water to soften before cooking. But since it is -yuck- tongue and needs preparation, mostly the cats get it, nowadays, because it’s easier to just mix it into cat food or dog food.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 3 weeks ago:
I have not doubted that. It has, however., nothimg to do with the kind of cuisine you’d attract Michelin’s attention with. I also know a bit of the more sophisticated American (regional and international) kitchen and it is, IMIO, much better than most people believe. (Piece of cake, because you can get next to everything there.) However, most people also have no idea what the French kitchen or to some extent the more regional parts of the Italian kitchen (or Basque, or Catalan) might be about. I honestly don’t think the US really are playing in that league.
- Comment on If at first you don't connect 3 weeks ago:
Don’t be rude. He just forgot the USB serial interface.