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Lemmy is a kind of slow paced place and really needs content, so I won’t complain about someone taking action.
Thank you for your service.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
i appreciate you violet. you’re unhinged in the fun way.
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You don’t get to 47 followers without making enemies
I don’t get to 47 followers at all
We are not the same
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
We don’t even have followers on Lemmy afaik
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
No but I had a mastodon account and I have like 12 subscribers on YT so it checks out
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It is impossible to get to 47 followers without making enemies. Thus, everyone with 47 followers has made enemies. Put another way, if you haven’t made enemies, you haven’t done the bare minimum required to eventually get 47 followers.
Glemek@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
46 and it’s all friendly for you tho
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
True and it’s a vicious cycle. 2 albums, 1 game, soundtracks for a handful of games, and a bunch of videos, all of which struggle to crack the 2 digits, making stuff is very demoralizing for me so I don’t make as much stuff as I’d like etc etc
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CCP incel
Can’t count the number of times I’ve seen “You’re a secret agent of an enemy government!” in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on
RedditLemmy.violet08@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
[deleted]UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen your posting history. Being this horny is political.
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
I don’t even talk politics
convenient position for a white cishet christian male in the middle of America with a steady income. 🙄😤
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
That’s impossible
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they don’t pay me either.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to then permanent revolution.
b_tr3e@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
WE SEE EVERYTHING!
WE HEAR EVERYTHING!
WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
b_tr3e@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Because you’re an Austrian asset and an infiltrator.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please don’t tell Robespierre
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
FSB trolls are a real thing…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh absolutely. I hear Vladimir Putin has an entire division dedicated to posting on Lemmy
bellly@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Personally, I love ur posts lol
I wish there was more horny posting abt men in general :3
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
here is my favorite message (this was on my old account @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works)
Peehole@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I‘m like 50/50 on this account being a dude or actually just a horny teenage girl with daddy issues and then there’s that <1% wildcard chance that it’s a honeytrap account. It’s the internet, who knows
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What’s the trap, though? Is this eventually gonna become a patreon where we can pay $1/month for some shitposts?
Peehole@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I mean probably just the usual, get you to send videos of you jerking yourself off and then asking for crypto ransom or just in general fucking with a leftist community? Again very unlikely that someone would make all this effort but also I’ve seen crazier stuff in the internet
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m already going “what is the actual goal?”.
Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your posts are tuff keep going
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old “call the internet police” line and nothing would happen.
Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Okay and what happens nowadays?
I mean I’m not disagreeing, I was there as a teenager back then as well, I 'member. But what happens to them now?
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even if all of that is true your average post is more fun than theirs.
Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fumoposting is the most accurate measure of basedness 🗿
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The list of things I’ve been accused of being is long, and often contradictory.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Technically, you are a ragebaiter if people are enraged by what you post, even if you didn’t intend it as ragebait. Simply because you succeeded in getting people enraged. It’s annoying and stupid, but you could also just wear the ragebaiter badge with pride, knowing that you existing and being you pisses people off. No higher honor, in my opinion, than the spiteful existence.
Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Unless it’s intentional, it’s not rage"bait"
Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
I wasn’t excepting a touhou reference here
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who…how…what?
That’s wild. Im sorry OP, we all know you’re actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster here to bless us w the hornyposting 😔 hopefully you get the recognition you deserve 🍝🪽
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Had to drive an entire school bus off a cliff to get 47 agent’s following me, including agent 47.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Question is: what is the goal here? What do you actually want?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Attention and entertainment. And, seeing how she hasn’t really said anything too evil or triggering, I don’t really mind (she’s also just 18, lol). She’s even made me giggle a couple of times. 🤷
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.
timestatic@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your hornyposting is the positivity I need in my life. Please never change.