voodooattack

@voodooattack@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am referencing the Mississippi, a time unit. One Mississippi is equal roughly one second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Score of furloughs per Mississippi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You lost me at miles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a fun new game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hurtful comment.

  So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a female friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s oddly specific

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make gravity your bitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s to says pre-historic humans never did?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ehehehe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But is my red the same as your red? Hmmm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wash my bum with liquid soap and it feels my ass smells like strawberries all day. Hell yeah bidets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's an interesting question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Khalifa (خليفة) in the Arabic language literally means successor/inheritor (aside from the religious connotations), so there is some trivia for the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't leave us on that note!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very minor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World travelers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the coconut weigh more than a duck?

• Forget jeans and beans, it's time for vintage memeslemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This comment got progressively better the more I read it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who can relate?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And good luck if you’re allergic to fish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These dames wanting inclusivity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  salat

  Found the Ger(wo)man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crabs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that I knew of this beforehand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuclear⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Water is last year’s news. Helium is the new water now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fwiends⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2real5me⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: they’re applying for a barista position.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rogan Khan⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy version: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

• Fixed¡lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural selection has no plan⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just recovered from that honeypot. Holy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Implications⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He publicised the invite after he hosted it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, science⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How about if you launch a huge magnet well above escape velocity and remotely anchor a space elevator made from a ferromagnetic material to it but the space elevator’s weight counteracts its inertia exactly and holds it in place perpetually. Would that work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll one-up pink panther with the developer ethos:

  // TODO: // TODO: // WIP: // TODO: // FIXME: // FIXME: // TODO:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶