voodooattack

@voodooattack@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your GF has always wanted to know the answer⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You guys don’t wash?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the OP of this post. The OOP of thatscreenshot on whatever platform they used. It probably didn’t originate here.

  The fact it got here is evidence enough that the propagation strategy is viable, and the fact it won’t spread as effectively here (but it still can if people decide to manually repost/share and spread it to other communities or platforms) does not contradict that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The overzealous censorship is possibly a feature not a bug. Done deliberately by the OP to ragebait people who find it disagreeable for a free engagement boost.

  The meme/trend wouldn’t be so ubiquitous right now if it weren’t so successful at its own self-propagation, because it’s being naturally selected for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder that what prompt this person (or more likely: asshole) wrote to get such deliciously malicious (but still technically compliant) result.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro tip:

  Washing: plain soap (organic/homemade soap is best, not that fancy scented/blended and chemically treated expensive shit). Rationale: plain soap doesn’t have additives (or herbal ones you can control/choose), any chemically treated (and factory made) product will have impurities and other random shit mixed in if they mix products on the assembly lines. (Happens all the time even in medicine!), the “advanced” shampoos are an excellent example: low volume/shared production lines. The contamination that makes chemistry teachers weep and build fly swatters from random equipment. And that’s why cheap products made in high volumes are more effective: minimal unintended chemical interactions because of dedicated assembly.

  Moisturising/conditioning/whatever: a light application of natural Shea butter , and one absolute drench once every week or two. The drenching treatment is recommended for the first time though. Rationale: same as the above, plus: Shea butter is what most “good” cosmetics use to begin with (although they most likely synthesise the fatty acids industrially to cut on costs, not sure tbh), but the point is that it has nearly everything your body needs to build healthy hair (though not only for hair, it’s also great for skin care!)

  If you try this, you’ll see immediate results after drying, but see the full effect after an entire week of doing it daily. You can thank me then! :P

  Also don’t overdo it! One a day/every two days is good enough.

  Rationale: Over-washing/conditioning is terrible for the follicles/scalp in the long term because it prevents your body from building up the natural oils/chemicals it needs to defend you from parasites and microbes that do the damage in the first place! The soap acts like a “reset” button that takes away all the byproducts/dead microbes/skin piling up due to its dual hydrophilic/lipophilic nature that sticks to anything it can bond with, and the Shea butter moisturisation step acts like a temporary replacement for the natural oils you lose in the washing AND gives the body some much needed nourishment/material it can immediately use while being absorbed through the skin.

  Disclaimer: this is just an informed analysis/observation from empirical evidence, and it is not based on any actual formalised research that I’ve read or studied. (Which might actually exist, dunno because I have an allergy to academia as it currently stands)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy [ ١ رجب ]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re missing the ب (Baa/B letter) at the end of Rajab (last letter of the last word of the first line, RTL ofc)

  Otherwise it looks like a quality shitpost. Good work!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …said the kettle to the electric boiler

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Toss it? Ha! Hot water will fix it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No thanks!

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they really know their honey and put it in a honey dispenser instead of using this messy torture device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did I forget?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Welcome to fun with flags!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Following your dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “All my life, I have loved this land; worked it with my hand…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because assholes exist. If they don’t do it like this then some opportunistic pieces of shit will constantly occupy lots. Making the parking cost the same as everywhere else (or even cost more if allowed) is the only way to keep the parking spaces available for those who need them.

  They can then waive the fee/fines on a case-to-case basis like what happened with OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad you’re doing well!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I know it was a NileRed video from the tiny thumbnail? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valves first title with a 3 in it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You had me you bastard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Extra protein.

  That’s disgusting.

  You should always scrape the visible part off, and keep going until there are no more visible spots. Try not to skim too much of course.

  You’ll still get all the extra protein from the mycelia but without the green fruiting bodies. 🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OG Sushi isn’t very popular in my country so Sushi restaurants offer it fried like this. I tried it a couple of times and it tasted great. Too bad it’s prohibitively expensive so I can’t do it on the regular.

  Can’t say a thing about your poor arteries if you get hooked though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NSFW tag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's learn some words in the Finnish language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also: dick = fat in German

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh. I still see Gros Michel (or a relatively similar breed) at markets from time to time where I live (although I’m in the Middle East)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well designed you say⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a net positive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smöl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Regarding Titin’s full name

  This word has 189,819 characters in its name and takes almost two hours to pronounce.

  I find this extremely amusing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mid Career Marine Biology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your service

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ICE is going to take care of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest 🫘⤴️⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another great thing I didn’t know I needed. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Something more expressive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Acshually, two:

  • never gonna give you Up!
  • never gonna give You up.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now THAT is excellent marketing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless they’re a terrible taxidermist and you get a Labubu instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just why