Being the CEO of your own company really isn’t a guarantee of much, though.
If he sais something like “CEO of a fortune 500 company”, that would be a bit different.
Following your dreams
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Dasus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Neither is a entry level software engineer.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
‘entry’ level alright
nyctre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s not just any company, it’s a law firm 10 years after founding…Yeah, it could be a law firm that’s barely scraping by in some village with 3 other law firms, but I highly doubt it. Plus it’s a joke. The punchline is that the person is loaded.
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But time doesn’t mean growth, necessarily. A whole lot of companies are one man businesses, which don’t even plan to grow.
Hell, basically being an uber driver means you’re an entrepreneur with your own company, but slogging around drunks and pizzas all over town for 10 years doesn’t really improve the situation.
The punchline is that the person is loaded, yeah, but it doesn’t follow from the premise, and that’s kinda my point. It hasn’t been set up properly, see?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me.”
“$20,000.”
“Ree-hee-hee-ally?”
de_lancre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
$20k
Real question is: do I bring my own lube or not?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Programmers pre and post 2023
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wait I’m out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Lots of layoffs
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
this is when the covid subsidies disappeared so companies started firing everyone.
Then the AI investments, and then just layoffs for fun.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wanna be a housebottom.
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
That’s supposed to be a problem?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That just sounds like abuse.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
What messaging app is this? Nice UI
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s the Republican app grindr
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Ah I see
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
More like ass-perations
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
If there’d been enough of a time delay to check the unemployment numbers on new graduate software engineers this would be perfect
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s a hetero housetop? A bum? Seems ironic, no?
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Should have spelt it asspirations surely
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This happened almost verbatim in Doctor Who.
Zaplinaki@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sir the color scheme is called grindr
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wonder whether they were inspired by Star Trek.
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
I'm really glad you so effectively censored the word b*ttom, I wouldn't want my poor innocent eyes to be exposed to the top-right pixels in the letter o
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
That’s not a censor, that’s his anus.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So tight… 😏
ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o
For those that remember
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s engagement bait and you’re falling for it
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’m sure they’re very excited about their Lemmy metrics
s@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Please explain to us how the Threadiverse algorithms promote content that receives either more comments or more direction-agnostic voting activity, and how this isn’t just OP being lazy and not selecting an uncensored version of the meme that they found on a site which has either those factors or which does reduce the visibility of posts with taboo words in
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bottom
Sorry
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the FUCK bro. You can’t just type that shit.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Just once, I would like to post a meme and people see the content not the needless censorship that the original OP used so that it doesn’t get flagged by heavy handed AI on other sites.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Memes are weird, like, you contributed nothing to its creation, yet you’re acting all defensive like it was yours
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just once, I would like to view a meme and people haven’t censored the content.
Also I don’t really give a shit about different sites. There is a reason I’m here and not there.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Then post something not censored.