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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can’t “close” their butthole.

  So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on.

  You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren’t full of poop stains.

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  • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While birds might have no mechanism of not shitting at will, they can however, very well shit at will, and very targeted.

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Another deep state post. I know birds aren’t real. Stop trying to fool everyone.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Epic reddit monent

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• qualia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have you ever seen a birdhouse with a toilet? ~a bird

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh they know there’s a difference, or else they wouldn’t strategically shit the opposite color of the object they target.

  (Jokes aside, the white portion of bird droppings is uric acid and the dark portion is fecal matter, which they excrete from the same opening).

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• Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never saw a bird use a toilet.

  So no, even to them they are not the same.

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